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Wednesday, February 21, 2007


wake up to Daleks.
if you think of that in the sense of if they were real, that would pretty much suck.

Person: *wakes up* wow, that was a nice nap... HOLY SHIT!!!!!

Dalek: EXTERMINATE! *fires laser*

yeah, once again i was all sleepy today, so basically when Bev hung up i tried [and increasing failed] to occupy my mind with two episodes of Hunter/Hunted, i figured since i really like that show and its pretty fast paced it'd keep me awake, nope i got through the first one pretty well, but the second one i maybe saw 10 minutes of in total between passing out, i woke up in time to turn over to BBC America for some viewing that is a little brit different ["brit" instead of "bit" that pun is so hilarious! sorry i'm being bitchy due to strange need for sleep] and watched Doctor Who, now that i didn't sleep through, i'm very proud of myself that i knew all the Reality Shows they parodied on the Bad Wolf channels [although if you look at what they say in the episode i should be ashamed of myself] i did enjoy Captain Jack literally pulling a laser out of his ass to kill the robo-versions of the girls from "what not to wear" and the fact that Jack, in his infinite metrosexuality made that one of the most entertaining scenes i've seen on the tele in quite some time, from his nudity boosting viewership, or him discussing clothing with the girls with all the knowledge a man as bi as him should have, he even groped a robo-boob or two. i must say it one of the most fufilling feeling to see Rose screaming in the blue retical, and seeing that plunger extend out. its also cool that Jack knows all about Time Lords [knowing The Doctor by searching for someone with two hearts] and can identify Dalek warships as fast as The Doctor can, i must say for a secondary character Jack Harkness is really awesome, i think i read somewhere that he could replace Rose, if thats wrong because he's dead no one tell me, because it'd kinda suck to know he's dead before he dies, though here i am watching Rose galivant through the Universe knowing her fate, so i suppose knowing of Captain Harkness' impending doom wouldn't be that bad. and i must say this is the Dalek-ist week i've incountered, yesterday had the genesis Ark spewing forth millions of Daleks to combat the Cyber-Men that apperently 4 Daleks could have killed nicely, [i think you can safely answer if those cannons Pete's men brought over can pierce polycarbonate (side of a Dalek) no, no they can't, but you can kake them flinch a second, before THEY FUCKING KILL YOU!] and now we have half a million Daleks read to invade Earth, which they already took over using crappy reality shows, which seems kinda wierd, i mean of all the things i'd expect from those trashcans of death TV programming is not one of them, though i must say i thought my cable provider was bad, imagine if it was run by Daleks!

Me: My bill is too high!

Dalek: INFERIOR BEING'S COMPLAINT WILL CEASE! YOU WILL PAY YOUR BILL OR BE EXTERMINATED!

Me: I'll pay...

sorry if all i'm doing is rambling on about Doctor Who, but lets face it, i have no life, so i have very little else to talk about, plus i'm sleepy as hell so i'm guessing out of sheer cerebral laziness my brain is just coming up with as much content related to watch i just watched as possible so it doesn't have to much function wise.

i did notice some interesting things while watching the faux Weakest Link, like "Bring out the Android!" and Rose, recognizing the set goes "oh, an Anne-Droid" yeah, like that woman wasn't mean enough, make her a giant metal Mii with a laser in the mouth, don't want to be the weakest link then, though i will say that sure would have made the show catch on here, needed more lasers, really pwn those weakest links! also that "the great pyramid of cobalt" was built above Torchwood Tower, which i only know is important because i watched the episodes extremly out of order, but it is kinda ironic, firsat mention of torchwood involves a TV station that is ploy by Daleks to take over the world, ya know the more times i say that the funnier it is, at some point it just becomes a comic strip in my head and i have to realize the superior minds of the brits who wrote this.

but lets move on to Star Ocean, its good to see that there will be no chance in hell that i'll get anyone but Albel as my soul-mate, because he likes things that will make others hate you, so i'm garunteed to get him, but at this point i'm more concerned with other things, like Cliff x Albel fan-works. see watching Cliff and Fayt its obvious that Fayt would be uke and Cliff Seme, but with Albel and Cliff i don't know, because Albel is a very skilled fighter, so i figure he could kill Cliff, but Cliff is very much physically superior, much bigger and stronger, so i think he could definatly man-handle Albel and "take" him, which scares me, Albel should be on top, of course i think that metal arm could probably talk some sense into cliff, never ass-rape a sadist with a metal arm.

but in all the art Albel is on the bottom, this is why most of the time i hate fan girls, Albel would never be on the bottom, he is to crazy, too proud, and too sadistic, the only way Cliff could do those types things is if Albel was afraid to kill him, which i could never see happening, no matter if he is friend or enemy "good" or "bad" i know Albel would kill Cliff if this happened:

or this


NOW "THIS" is better!

Albel: YOU'LL filate Albel the wicked maggot! And you'll enjoy it [clinking pointly metal fingers and raising Katana]

this is just WRONG!

Cliff should be the girl!
though Albel is so much hotter!

well i'll quit being insane now.

-Quote-

Me: I'm glad you're a girl Bev.

Bev: why?

Me: So my butt won't have to hurt.

okay, thats all the wierdness.

on this site, look at her's


HAIL ZEON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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