myOtaku.com: JD Person

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Vitals

Birthday
• 1990-02-12
Gender
• Male
Location
• in my own little universe, the entrance to which is somewhere in inkster michigan
Member Since
• 2005-03-25
Occupation
• slacker/writer/brooding mystic/spaz/idiot/confused wandering lost soul/puppy [in joke] Straight, brown haired Eiri Yuki
Real Name
• J-D, Got it memorized?

Personal

Achievements
• i've managed to spend 10 years in school and never had a girlfriend, thats an achievment in its sadness. but i've been in school 12 years now...
Anime Fan Since
• i first saw Gundam Wing
Favorite Anime
• Chobits, Gundam Seed,excel saga, Bleach, Naruto, Ergo Proxy, Blood +, Myhthical Dectective Loki Ragnarok, Makai Senki Disgaea, Tokko, Pucca, Gravitation, Ikki Tousen, Full Metal Panic, Kare Kano, Blue Gender, GITS, Cromartie High, inuyasha,.hack,kenshin,
Goals
• to gain good friends and to meet up with "someone" over the summer.
Hobbies
• writing my Flamer Fic, surfin' the net, training with various weapons
Talents
• annoying people, being crafty in times of trouble

myOtaku.com: JD Person

Thursday, February 22, 2007

Don't piss off the sleepy fan-boy!
Oh no you don't! you did NOT just call Albel a "Pansy!" Albel is no pansy! this is a man that fought that gian-ass dragon that took out the Vendeeni forces when he was, like 10, Albel trains in volcanos and threatens to kill God's sister, Albel is not a sissy, though when he gets shot if you pick him as your 7th character he acts kinda, well the whole scene is very homo-erotic, but hey i'm TRYING to get the shounen-ai ending so thats not a bad thing. Albel is not a pansy, he is a bad-ass, don't even fuck with a guy in a halter-top, loin cloth, with duel pony-tails, two-tone black and blonde hair and thigh-high boots that inspires the fear of all the people on Elicor II, if you can dress like that, and be feared as much as im i would not fuck with him. and i loved seeing Albel make Cliff blow him [see archives for image] that was magical. i realize that they have to make Albel the uke, because Cliff is all big, and strong, and "manly" but i see it as the reverse of the Gravitation problem, that they are both ukes, i mean i know Eri is on top, but it seems like by default, like the two of them play that game where you keep placing one hand atop the other going up a baseball bat, except both of them are trying to be the catcher, really i can't imagine them having sex, i imagine Eri in the corner brooding, coughing up blood, or trying to push Shuichi away because of his past, while shindo is in the corner dressed as a rubarb crying becausae Yuki was mean to him. well i could see Albel and Cliff in a "seme off" who can be more of a seme that the other, and as you all know, i think Albel wins. Cliff may be big, but Albel is cunning, this is a great advantage, being as Cliff's IQ runs somewhere between shoe and large boulder, i think Albel could outsmart him and thus be pitcher. plus Albel is insane, he'd lop Cliff's dick off with his metal arm if Cliff even tried to be seme, Albel is not a nice person, he tried to stab Fayt in the head as a way of waking him up to ask if he hated him, and expected to get a "no" Albel is a pimp like that. and now that i think about it its a lot sexier when the girlier guy is seme, i mean if you think about Haku could "take" Zabuza any time he wanted, and i think he did, if you think about Haku he would be on top, he just oozes seme, and i could so easily see Zabuza on the bottom, Zabuza's a bitch.
and yes, Cliff could physically over-power Albel [which i don't think he could, Albel has that skinny Hiei power where you can be uber-strong yet skinny] Albel has his Vampiric flash, yeah Cliff, lets see you ass-rape Albel without any bodily fluids!
i mean if you look at Albel, he's psychotic! you can't beat crazy, strong, fast, smart, armed, skilled, none of those beat plain crazy, and Albel is a homicidal maniac, as well as being fast, skilled, cunning and armed, Cliff is the uke. actually Albel wouldn't even go with Cliff, he'd rape Fayt, Fayt is a pillow-biter for sure, and a screamer, you know Albel likes screamers.

damn, i really lost my sense of thought for a while, i really got so caught up in my "Albel is a fucking seme! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" rant for a while, but i guess i can move on to other stuff, like the fact i was talking about Captain Jack HARKNESS, not SPARROW, no Jonnhy Depp here, i'm talking Doctor Who here, and i must say that i perfer this Jack, now Sparrow may be better looking, but Harkness is so much more entertaining, and he isn't the only interesting character in the whole damn movie, i'm sorry but to me the only good part of Will Turner's character is that it was voiced by Voice Acting God Crispin freeman in Kingdom Hearts II, and on a related note Jack Sparrow was voiced by the guy who does Fred Flinstone in frooty pebbles commercials. and the end of the second movie made me want Kiera Knightly's character to die in the most painful of ways, i hate people who betray those who trust them, i don't give a shit if Jack deserved it if you got a problem face it face-to-face, that whole "make out with you so i can chain you to the ship and you'll get eaten by the giant ass squid" thing was horrible, i want to see her get raped by Davy Jones while Will Turner watches [yes, my inner sadistic asshole is coming out, i.e. what would Albel do?] i hate traitors more than anyone, and espcially those that use the heart, and/or genitals to betray, those people do deserve the worst punishment in Hell, Dante had it right. [that being literary Dante, not ms. rotty body from FMA, she was just crazy]

wow, this post is just full of rants, i bet it will be really fun for you guys to read, who knows i might even get more comments because of the craziness.

Bev got sleepy early tonight, so i got much less time to talk to her tonight, and i realized that its my blood sugar that makes me so sleepy, i drank some orange juice and i woke up, i guess its all Robert Goulet's fault
well now my eyes hurt some i'm passing out
hope you enjoyed all my ranting, though i feel my rank on Captain Jack Harkness lacking, must rank more tomorrow.
and Artist, your link is the last one, the RoD one.

-Quote-

Shuichi: I'll never leave you Yuki, i'll never let you go! so no matter where you go, no matter how much it hurts you to be with me i'll stay with you because i love you!

Me: [sleepy, laying on the couch in my undies] that's not romantic, i mean its shounen ai, so its poorly written, but that is nothing like romance, its more like disturbing stalking, he has no consideration for Yuki's feelings, just his own, he's a terrible Uke, hell a terrible person in general

visit Bev, and view her art.

HAIL ZEON!!!!!!!!!!!!
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