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Sunday, March 4, 2007


Daleks are smarter than a fifth grader...
or,
as you all know i'd type it...

DAL-IKS ARE SUP-EE-REE-OR IN IN-TELL-A-GENCE TO A FIFTH GRADER!

i'd like to thank InuYashaFan4-ever for that quote, for without it my title wouldn't be quite as awesome. but what i meant buy that is watch "Are you smarter than a fifth grader" really makes me want to exterminate some people. like the second episode, that chunk sack of crap of a woman took forever or each question, yet she made an ass-load of money because she basically stalked until the two working neurons in her brain sparked, i suppose pacing yourself is part of strategy, but damn was she irritating to watch, hence, when she lost i was thinking "what i wouldn't give to see this on satellite as brought to me buy the good Daleks at the Bad Wolf Network." i still think the idea of Daleks taking over a tv transmitter as to conquer humanity sounds more like a skit from Robot Chicken or ATHF, but hell Russel T. Davies seems to have a lot of strange ideas. i'd also want to see Christopher Eccleston on there as The Doctor, just for the exchange of:

Jeff Foxworthy: Doctor, you ARE smarter than a fifth grader.

The Doctor: Fantastic!

but equally desired is the reassurance that all losers will be EX-TER-MIN-ATE-ed i want to see some of these unlucky fucks, after being belittled and humiliated by the "you might be a red-neck" guy, going outside and seeing what they think is some sort of trashcan gone terribly wrong, only to hear those lovely 4 syllables screeched out in stacatto, shortly after finded themselves dead from a laser blast. or the could just install a laser cannon in Jeff Foxworthy, much like the Anne-Droid from Weakest Link.

on the subject of Daleks and all things related to them, i have to make something for a how-to speech in public speakimg, i want to make Dalek out of house-hold materials, because the teacher seems to keep all the cool stuff, and i wish for all classes behind me to be forever haunted by the eye-stalk and plunger of death. now i just have to figure out how to construct a miniture dalek out of craft materials, thats really the bull-shit part of everything, and why i wish i could get a white-collar job, i have all kinds of ideas, i just suck at materializing them, because i'm not really a practical, hands-on guy, as witnessed i'm sure by my shop teacher, i came up with all sorts of awesome ideas, its just my building skills are lacking, so the stuff just sucks. oh cursed inability to do most things manly! oh well, at least if the Dalek i make looks like total shit there aren't an real ones to be offended and Exterminate me.

Star Ocean is coming along nicely, i will fight Crossel soon, well after i do all my side-questing and training as well as synthesizing and making the most of Nel now that i know i'm going to lose her and gain Albel as a perminent partner, i really hate that i have to leave Nel behind, she's much better than Adray, i really hate Adray, he is so obviously just thrown in there for no apperent reason, he is meant to be like Nel i suppose but it feels like someone tried to clone Sophia and failed horribly, he is so poorly balanced and really more of a liability, and he is really supposed to be Aquaria's answer to Albel? Man should Aquaria be happy a Vendeeni laser blast wiped Vox of the face of the planet, as well as Albel and Woltar playing bondage in the basement, that war could have gone so much differently. i was panicing why none of my characters could use the spells i taught them, then i remember i had to equip the skill, man i'm an idiot, but Square and/or Prima could tell me that in the game/strategy guide!

As for Bev, she was exceptionally sleepy today, but we still got into our usual amazing amount of cuteness, and i mean ordinarially amazing, everyday we are so cute, yet the amount always suprises us. i suppose its because our relationship isn't that old if you think of it as a life thing, i mean yeah, couples our age break up pretty quick, but if you plan to go the distance, 1.75 years isn't that long, especially if you're trying for 75+ years [RPGs now love,wow, now if only i could equip things to make sure it lasts, "perfect lover" +50 years] but i'm not complaining, all journeys start with a single step, i'll just keep being the person she loves, who happens to be my true self, and she is really the only person who brings the good out in me, its really good for me to have her, she makes me happy, and a better person. i feel centered when i think about her, a zen feeling you know, and when i lay down in my bed with my weeny dog, and think about being with Bev every night like i am with my doggy, i'm so happy it drives me crazy, really, i'm so happy it actually is uncomfortable, but bwhat can i say, i like it, they say love is a drug and i guess i get higher doese from my beloved beaner, they say that drugs release the same chemicals as love, so i can understand why heroin addicts are all twitchy, to have feeling stronger than i feel repeatedly, yeah i'd snap too. of course those feelings are up coming once bev gets here, because lets face it, i'm feeling these things thinking of a person a thousand miles away, when she is right nexty to me, our bare chest touching, our arms wrapped around eachother and both our hearts desiring things to stay this way forever, i know it'll be stronger, but i guess maybe its because i have no outlet for my feelings of emotion and affection being as Bev IS away that i get all "too happy" when she is ther i can hug her tighter, kiss her face, and express my feelings.
man, i speculate a lot! i guess what she says about me is right, i have to know everything, but that is my nature, can't go about changing now.

-Quote-

Captain Jack Harkness moving down the hallway firing at the approuching Daleks in Satellite 5.

Jack: Doctor, hurry up with that delta-wave, last man standing here *gun runs out of bullets, drops it and pulls out a pistol, firing it, it does nothing and he throws it away too and stand palms forward, arms slightly out-stretched* so now what?

Daleks: EX-TER-MIN-ATE!

Jack: Yeah, kinda figured that.

with nothing relating to that, link to Bev!


HAIL ZEON!!!!!!!!!!

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