myOtaku.com: JD Person

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Birthday
• 1990-02-12
Gender
• Male
Location
• in my own little universe, the entrance to which is somewhere in inkster michigan
Member Since
• 2005-03-25
Occupation
• slacker/writer/brooding mystic/spaz/idiot/confused wandering lost soul/puppy [in joke] Straight, brown haired Eiri Yuki
Real Name
• J-D, Got it memorized?

Personal

Achievements
• i've managed to spend 10 years in school and never had a girlfriend, thats an achievment in its sadness. but i've been in school 12 years now...
Anime Fan Since
• i first saw Gundam Wing
Favorite Anime
• Chobits, Gundam Seed,excel saga, Bleach, Naruto, Ergo Proxy, Blood +, Myhthical Dectective Loki Ragnarok, Makai Senki Disgaea, Tokko, Pucca, Gravitation, Ikki Tousen, Full Metal Panic, Kare Kano, Blue Gender, GITS, Cromartie High, inuyasha,.hack,kenshin,
Goals
• to gain good friends and to meet up with "someone" over the summer.
Hobbies
• writing my Flamer Fic, surfin' the net, training with various weapons
Talents
• annoying people, being crafty in times of trouble

myOtaku.com: JD Person

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

oh well...
i was hoping with the wide variety of jokes i made that at least one person would comment on each, but alas i suppose some of them were just too high of hopes, so i think i'll spend probably the majority of my post explaining some of the jokes, which of course makes them not-funny, but it shows either the dazzling power of my intellect or the depths of my bullshit, either one really is fine with me.

first off i'll state again that Umbreon's original japanese name is essentially "blacky" which sounds exceptionally racist, a friend of mine on here, the Otakuite Firekit, said "its good to here you got a Blacky." which sounded beautifully racist, t this point i figured i'd throw in some political humour in case sempai or some of the other sages came by, so i made a reference to Robert Byrd, vetran and well respected Democratic congressman, as well as a former Grand Dragon of the Ku Klux Klan, which really makes me laugh my ass of when i think about certain washed up rappers proclaiming our President's apathy towards those of negroid descent. i figured if any of the sages came by they'd get it, but alas the one that did made no comment on it, so i guess i shouldn't be trying to launch a coup against Bill Maher quite yet huh?

i also thought that there's be at least one WWE fan, or better yet, like me: ex-fan. but nope, i got no comment on my little tirade against Vincent Kennedy MacMahon. see he really did fake his death as part of the storyline of his abomination to sports and/or entertainment, he did this a couple days after his ex-employee Jeff Jarret's wife died! she was in her late thirties and died of cancer, so Vince thinks, "i could rip that off!" i thusly stated that for his next stunt he should come back as a zombie, stating he fell in love with [the VERY dead in real life] Eddie Guererro, then make Eddie's widow partisipate in a live orgy with her husband's corpse while vince rapes his son up the ass and then makes his daughter filate him immeadiatly after. i then referenced the openning scene of Clerks II by stating "You never go ass to mouth!"

i'm sure everyone is just as confused now as ever, so i guess i should try to think of an all-incompasing subject to end this on, thus insuring i get many comments, i guess i can state that i will try to get my DVD, again. i'm hoping that Rightstuf, in their ultimate awesomeness will give me a new one pro bono or at least at a reduced rate, and hopefully send it via a service that will not lose/steal my package. but i don't know if even the coolness of Rightstuf will be enough to give me a freebie DVD, i guess i can only hope i'll get the fucking thing, and by friday, if some other good shit happens too then i'll be quite happy.

Bev has to go to summer school becaudse between her mental not-so-strongness, passion for drawing and disintrest in school-work. so i don't get to talk to her at the normal time, i still get to talk to her before i fall asleep, and that always makes me really happy, feels like i can fall asleep with her next to me almost, when i hear her voice and squeeze my weeny dog [i seem to me able to ignore the fur]. its getting close to the time when i go to visit her, so i guess i won't have to imagine much longer for a while, that will be really nice. i can't wait to do all things i've dreamed of all my life, to snuggle with her, to hold her, to feel her body against mine, i really want to feel what breasts are like [man was that a hard one to spit out, i really need to kill whatever modesty isw left in me DIE MODESTY!] and i really want to have my first kiss, because its pretty sad that i'll be having my little milestone at the age of 17, i guess i'm just that pathetic.

oh well, no matter how sad my existance is my beaner still loves me, she just called me to tell me so, so i'm really happy, no matter how fucked up my Anime trading is, or how flat my jokes fall, she still lovbes me, and in fact loves me for my wierd and patheticness, so i'm good for life as long as i have her.

-Quote-

"I'm not special, i lived too long and i'm sorry."

-world's oldest man.

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HAIL ZEON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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