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Thursday, June 21, 2007


is it a gift or a curse?
once again a comment has given me a good starting point for a rant, which i don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing, being as most of you guys just dismiss my rants, which i usually do to people as well, but i do search for one thing they said i can talk about, but evangelizing should be left to the reverend Ted Haggard and NERV [though if he had the 9 Unit 05s i doubt people would be mocking him for the whole gay sex and meth thing.] i'd just like to say that i'd appreciate if you try a bit harder, but then again i'm getting more comments so i probably should just quit while i'm where ever the fuck i am now in the win/lose ratio.

but more over i say that professional wrestling is not fake, sports entertainment is. Vincent Kennedy MacMahon and his joke of a franchise is truly full of actors, many of which i think are actually mentally retarded. like Dave Batista for example, this man is so incoherent in his entertaining [superstars entertain, they don't wrestle] that i think dsecretly HE killed Eddie Guererro when he tried to elbow drop Eddie's ankle, the single funniest things i've ever seen, and landed on Eddie's knees with his injured ribs. he then tried to go for his powerbomb [after shaking the ropes and yelling like he's missing a chromosome] he picks Eddie up and trips, dropping him. the match finally ends when Eddie intentionally jumps over him and foreces himself to land "wrong" so retardo can win. that is possibly the stupidest and fakest match i've ever seen, except well...
1. Rey Mysterio sitting in the corner of the royal rumble for an hour and 3/4 nearly comotose with no one trying to eliminate him
2. Vince claiming he is God and Shawn micheal's then calling lightning down to strike Vince while the ports for the Pyro's are clearly visible.
3. Rey punching Big Show and hurting him
4. Randy Orton puncdhing Big Show and not hurting him
5. Any match involving Hulk Hogan
6. Ever match involving Dave Batista, John Cena, Rey Mysterio, or Simon Dean.
7. DX defeating chearleaders by the pure power of the "suck it" crotch chop.

yeah, that's about enough tearing into the fraud of a bad acting premoter, personally i think Paris Hilton should be the undisputed champion [put the two titles together again] her acting skills are pretty much the best out of anyone on the raw or smackdown roster. no, i speak of wrestling, Total Non-stop Action to be exact. oh yes, TNA actually employs wrestlers, not "super-stars" or "extremists" [serious Vince, "extermists," are they atheletes or suicide bombers?] WRESTLERS, and if you watch any X-Division match you'll see what i mean, these kids can actually pull of some great stuff, and Jeff Hardy could too, before he left, now he watches paint dry, literally last time i saw him [compelling storyline Russo, why don't you have the Undertaker have another black mass while you're at it?] no, these guys do great jobs, youtunbe it if you don't believe me, put in X-Division,Ultimate X, Senshi, AJ Styles or Samoa Joe and you'll see what i mean.

And no, i wasn't speaking of the once talented and former NWA champion [the original and most honored champisionship in professional wrestling, i don't know what the best "sports entertainment" title is, best actor?] Jeff Hardy, i spoke of Jeff Jarret, Double-J, The King of The Mountain, originator of the penis shirt , i speak of that man. His wife died, oddly the same day my DVD was stolen, maybe a grieving Jarrett fan stole it so he could wash away his sorrow in stolen Gundam Episodes. but even better is shortly after Jeff's wife died Vince faked his death, because he really does have no soul [or joints below the waist, just watch him walk, or however he moves, its just creepy.]

but in other news i'm almost done buffing levels in Gold version, [this sentance thus assuring you i in fact really am pathetic and without a life] which means soon i'll beat the Elite 4 and then the Kanto half of the game, i really don't know why i devote myself to these things, i guess i've got nothing better to do.

i can't call Bev tonight because her family thinks i'm keeping her up by talking to her for 5 minutes, so a schedule change on my part is due, i will now go to sleep earlier oin a show of love and devotion towards her, so i guess that was the one meaningful thing i'll say today.

-Quote-

"Slap nuts!"

-Jeff Jarrett's shirt.

visit my beloved one, because really nothing is happening here anyway...



HAIL ZEON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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