myOtaku.com: JD Person

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Birthday
• 1990-02-12
Gender
• Male
Location
• in my own little universe, the entrance to which is somewhere in inkster michigan
Member Since
• 2005-03-25
Occupation
• slacker/writer/brooding mystic/spaz/idiot/confused wandering lost soul/puppy [in joke] Straight, brown haired Eiri Yuki
Real Name
• J-D, Got it memorized?

Personal

Achievements
• i've managed to spend 10 years in school and never had a girlfriend, thats an achievment in its sadness. but i've been in school 12 years now...
Anime Fan Since
• i first saw Gundam Wing
Favorite Anime
• Chobits, Gundam Seed,excel saga, Bleach, Naruto, Ergo Proxy, Blood +, Myhthical Dectective Loki Ragnarok, Makai Senki Disgaea, Tokko, Pucca, Gravitation, Ikki Tousen, Full Metal Panic, Kare Kano, Blue Gender, GITS, Cromartie High, inuyasha,.hack,kenshin,
Goals
• to gain good friends and to meet up with "someone" over the summer.
Hobbies
• writing my Flamer Fic, surfin' the net, training with various weapons
Talents
• annoying people, being crafty in times of trouble

myOtaku.com: JD Person

Thursday, July 12, 2007

lets try this again.
i said it was the stupidest fucking thing i'd ever seen, i said i thought it was VERY fake, i said it was a parody worthy of Cross-balls, yet it seems many of you took it seriously, or thought i did, so once again i will scream, this is FAKE!!!!!!!

"To: George Bush

Here in America, we live in a climate of moral decay. What is the cause of this? It is called "anime". Anime is a perverse, evil, insiduous form of animation from the dark land of Japan, and is corrupting America's youth at unprecedented rates. Here are a few examples of anime which are circulating on the Internet and may very well be in your home:

1) Ah My Goddess: A sick and disgusting show which causes children under the age of 18 to think they are capable of love. The main female character is clearly under 18, and is forced into a romantic relationship by an older man who "wishes" for her to be his girlfriend forever. He even KISSES her, and she appears NAKED. That poor girl must be so confused.

2) Love Hina: I'm not even going to mention the unspeakable, disgusting, pedophilic, pornograhpic events which transpire during this show, but suffice it to say, groups of young men on Love Hina-fueled rampages are raping children at a level unheard of since the 60s.

If you are a parent or a decent human being, I urge you to sign this petition to ban all forms of anime in the United States. Anyone who is found in possesion of anime should be arrested and jailed for an exhorbant period of time. Anime is a dark scourge upon our beautiful nation, and we don't need this Japanese filth corrupting the hearts of the children.

As a resonsible Christian, I demand to see this garbage removed from our nation. Please sign this petition and send it to George Bush, your Congressman, and the makers/distributors of anime filth and depravity.

Do the right thing.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned"

FAKE!!!!!!!!
FAKE, FAKE,FAKE,FAKE,FAKE,FAKE,FAKE,FAKE,FAKE,FAKE,FAKE,
FAKE,FAKE,FAKE,FAKE,FAKE,FAKE,FAKE,FAKE,FAKE,FAKE,
FAKE,FAKE,FAKE,FAKE,FAKE,FAKE,FAKE,FAKE,FAKE,FAKE,
FAKE,FAKE,FAKE,FAKE,FAKE,FAKE,FAKE,FAKE,FAKE,FAKE,
FAKE,FAKE,FAKE,FAKE,FAKE,FAKE,FAKE,FAKE,FAKE,FAKE...

FAKE!!!!!!!!!!

i do not believe its real! there is one person that i know believes it is real, i guess because they grew up around insufferable hicks in bumfuck Georgia, but other than that all of you who said you believed it was real i'm assuming you were attempting to agree with me, being as if you disagree with a person you tend to give reasons, and most of the comments were of the non-reason-stating variety. so i'd like to say i think this is a masterful bit of sarcasm, the person who wrote this either had a great sense of humor, or came from the lot that come up with those " 98% of people are unbearably stupid and come up with fake statistics to put in there profile, if you are part of the 25 with a functioning brain hunt down the person who started this trend and beat them about the face with a shovel until they shit out their pancreas." well i'm parphrasing [or inserting my own statistics into it and dreaming of the stated result] but you get the point, its as fake as those baseless made up percentages, and if the person really was trying their hardest to portray a real convincing redneck and so they could get people to sign their retarded petetion to "save our anime" then they are part of the problem, not the solution.

i actually lean towards choice two because of the normally attached "save our anime"
bit which makes it sound like those chain letters that tell you to forward it to save some kid's life in a 3rd world country who's dying of a madeup and thius incurable disease. i'd love to think the "save our anime" bit was tacked on by people who took it seriously, which is equally possible, i just say it needs to die a horrible death, and i say we use the anti-chain-letter to end it, this magical device is todays quote:

-Quote-

Hello, my name is none of your business. I am suffering from seven rare and deadly diseases, poor scores on final exams, fear of being mauled by squirrels, and guilt for not forwarding out 50 billion chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, then that poor 6 year old in Arkansas with a potato growing out of her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her off to the traveling freak show. Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you and everyone of you who sends "his" email, $1000? How stupid are you? Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll meet the girl (or guy) of my dreams tomorrow!
What a bunch of junk. So basically, this message is directed to all the people out there who have nothing better to do than to send me stupid chain mail forwards. Maybe the evil letter leprechauns will come into my house and write "I'm a moron" on my forehead in permanent
marker in my sleep for not continuing the chain which was started by a knight of the round table and was brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower and if it makes it to the year 2000, it'll be in the Guinness Book of World Records for longest continuous streak of blatant stupidity. If you're going to forward something, at least send me something that is mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 50 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being" forwards about 900 times. It's getting old. Show
some intelligence and think about what you're sending out
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >>>THE FOUR BASIC TYPES OF CHAIN LETTERS:
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >Chain Letter Type 1
>> >
>> >(scroll down)
>> >>> > > > > > > > > > >
>> >>> > > Make a wish!!! No, really, go on and make one!!!
>> >>>
>> >>
>> >>> > > > > > > > Oh please, they'll
>> >>>never go out with you!!! > > > > > Wish
>> >>>something else!!
>> >>>
>> >>
>> >>> > > >
>> >
>> >>>
>> >>> > > > > > > No, I'm sorry, we're out of ponies at the time being!! > >
>> >>>
>> >>
>> >>> > > > > > > >
>> >>> > > > >
>> >>>
>> >>
>> >>> >
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>> > > > > > Have you forgotten why you're
>> >>>scrolling yet? > > > > > > STOP!!!!
>> >>>
>> >>
>> >>> Wasn't that fun? :) Hope you made a great wish :) Now, to make
you feel guilty, here's what I'll do. First of all, if you don't
send this to 5096 people in the next 5 seconds, you will be
kidnapped by ninja elves and thrown off a high building into a
pile of manure. It's true! Because, THIS letter isn't like all of
those fake ones, THIS one is TRUE!! Really!!!
>> >
>> >Here's how it goes:
*Send this to 1 person: One person will be annoyed with you for
sending them a stupid chain letter. > *Send this to 2-5
people: 2-5 people will be annoyed with you for sending them a
stupid chain letter. > *Send this to 5-10 people: 5-10
people will be annoyed with you for sending them a stupid chain
letter, and may form a plot on your life. > *Send this to
10-20 people: 10-20 people will be annoyed with you for sending
them a stupid chain letter and will your toilet paper house.
Thanks!!!! Good Luck!!!
>>>
>>>
Chain Letter Type 2:

Hello, and thank you for reading this letter. You see, there is
a starving little boy in Baklaliviatatlaglooshen
who has no arms, no legs, no parents, and no goats. This little
boy's life could be saved, because for every time you pass this
on, a dollar will be donated to the Little Starving Legless Armless
Goatless Boy from Baklaliviatatlaglooshen Fund. Oh, and remember, we
have absolutely no way of counting the emails sent and this is all a
complete load of junk. So go on reach out. Send this to 5 people in
the next 47 seconds. Oh, and a reminder - if you don't send this to
4 or 6 people, you will die instantly!!! Thanks again!!!
>>>
>>>
>> >>> Chain Letter Type 3:
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>> Hi there!! This chain letter has been in existence since
1897. This is absolutely incredible because there was no email
then and probably not as many sad email addicts with
nothing better to do. So this is how it works: > 1.
Pass this on to 15,067 people in the next 7 minutes or something
horrible will happen to you like: *Bizarre Horror Story*
#1 Miranda Pinsley was walking home from school on Saturday. She
had recently received this letter and ignored it. She then
tripped on a crack in the sidewalk, fell into the sewer, was
gushed down a drainpipe in a flood of poop, and went
flying out over a waterfall. Not only did she smell , she died too.
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>This Could Happen To You!!! *Bizarre Horror Story* #2
>> >>>Dexter Bip, a 13 year old boy, got a chain letter in his mail and
ignored it. Later that day, he was crushed by an anvil that was
dropped by a plane that just happened to be flying directly above
him. This Could Happen To You Too!!! Remember, you could
end up just like Pinsley and Bip. Just send this letter to all of
your loser friends, and everything will be
okay.
>>
>>>>
Chain Letter Type 4: As if you care, here is a
poem that I wrote. Send it to every one of your friends.
'Friends Blah, Blah, Blah,
Friends, Blah,
Blah, Blah.'
A friend is not someone who sends you chain letters
because he wants his wish of being rich to come true. Now pass
this on! If you don't, no one will like you for as long as you
live. I mean it, as long as you live. The point being?
*If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you
friendless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it.
>> >
>> >>> *If it's funny, send it on. Don't annoy people by making
them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth, who's
been tied to a elephant for 27 years, whose only chance of living
is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this mail,
otherwise you'll end up like Miranda. Right? --this
totally explains my logic in forwards-- aaronwy--
>>>
>>>>>
***Now
>> >>>forward this to everyone you know otherwise you'll find all your
socks missing tomorrow morning... bye

my revenge, now save it and use it on all chain letter senders.

with that i leave you

go to her

HAIL ZEON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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