myOtaku.com: JD Person

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Vitals

Birthday
• 1990-02-12
Gender
• Male
Location
• in my own little universe, the entrance to which is somewhere in inkster michigan
Member Since
• 2005-03-25
Occupation
• slacker/writer/brooding mystic/spaz/idiot/confused wandering lost soul/puppy [in joke] Straight, brown haired Eiri Yuki
Real Name
• J-D, Got it memorized?

Personal

Achievements
• i've managed to spend 10 years in school and never had a girlfriend, thats an achievment in its sadness. but i've been in school 12 years now...
Anime Fan Since
• i first saw Gundam Wing
Favorite Anime
• Chobits, Gundam Seed,excel saga, Bleach, Naruto, Ergo Proxy, Blood +, Myhthical Dectective Loki Ragnarok, Makai Senki Disgaea, Tokko, Pucca, Gravitation, Ikki Tousen, Full Metal Panic, Kare Kano, Blue Gender, GITS, Cromartie High, inuyasha,.hack,kenshin,
Goals
• to gain good friends and to meet up with "someone" over the summer.
Hobbies
• writing my Flamer Fic, surfin' the net, training with various weapons
Talents
• annoying people, being crafty in times of trouble

myOtaku.com: JD Person

Sunday, July 15, 2007

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Code Monkeys is absolutely the best non-anime i've ever seen. there are just so many great quotes, i watched it the other night and i'm re-watching it now, oh God is it awesome and the quotes just keep coming, i'm having to write them down just so i don't forget them.

but the show is just so great, and so wholey inappropriate, thats why i figure it will get cancelled any day now. but in the mean time i love it, the characters are all so wrong! my personal favorite is the accountant named "Black Steve" he is a black guy, with anger management problems and a large gun. he shot the owner of the company he tries to take his office, he threatens people, extorted the crazy D&D Todd [voiced by master shake] he then tried hiding in vending machine and then a cake to kill the new owner of the Company Larrity. Larrity thwarts the first attack with a flack jacket then commending him for his brazeness and letting him keep his office. he then stays alive because he bullet proofs all vending machines and automobiles. he then drops a piano on Steve when he pops out of the cake and tries to kill him.

there are so many great quotes, all of which i'll put up at a later time, in fact it might just be my post at some point, its just so great!

but i'll try to keep going with the intro, then there is Larrity, he's a crazy Texan oil tycoon who bought gameavision [the company thr characters work for and a spoof of the first ever third party developer activision] from Steve Wozniak [who provides his own voice] he shows up and gets rid of all fun in there, he also rants on about how much he loves his money and hates "Turtles," "Bats," people who fuck with his money, and upon meeting the openly flambouyant and gay music designer Clarence who pops up in a leotard jumps over them, sings then descends down a mario-esque tube he replies "and whatever the fuck that was!" the Gameavision building appears to countain many old platforming game levels, to me they look like pitfall, mario and castlevania. Larrity has stuffed animals in his office, one of which is a Dolphin, and he threatens to skin and mount the main characters if they ever tell people what he did with the the ET Games. he appears to be the most racist and stereotypical southerner imaginable, with great quotes like "i didn't know we stocked the vending machines with black folks." he also demolishes the womens bathroom because he likes to "pace back and forth like a caged tiger before dropping a hot steaming 2." nhe then tells the lady programmer that iof she could aim right she could go piss in a coffee can, and since she can't he doesn't care. he also "adopts" a 10 year old korean boy named Benny [also master shake] who he feeds "cigarettes to keep him small and sugar to make him playful." he then hasBenny test games, when he looks at the ET game his huddles in a fetal position and shivers. Larrity finally wins the group over by hog-tying and branding Todd.

The ET game episode is so great. it parodies the creation of the HORRIBLE et game for the Atari. Dave is sent to see the opening of ET after Larrity buys the rights from Spielberg [who Todd calls a poor mans Lucas] and literally wrestles him into doing it for $20 million. so Dave goes to the premier where he makes such wonderful cos-players as "black spock" "Darth Vader" [who he kicks in the nuts, twice] "white Mr.T" "Grimace" and "Wookie in a wheelchair" he then sells his ticket to a guy for $30 after making him relieve himself in his pants and scream that he like men. Dave then goes to a strip club and exclaims the line that got me to watch the show "I LOVE YOU WHORES!" meanwhile Jerry buys pixie sticks from Benny so he can pull an all nighter and code the "best game ever!" this causes him to turn into a streetfighter-esque character and punch the walls until his fists bleed. when Dave returns he fakes that he saw the movie and says that ET fights snakes with a lightsaber, shoots nazis to get the ark of the coverentent as well as the russians so the main the kid can dance, but he doesn't get the ark and instead dresses as a woman to get a role on a sitcom. he also hates children. the final product is the worst game in the history if gaming. the game puts Benny ion a fetal position wimpering and causes a child to die of cancer and another blames God saying "i didn't care if my parents got divirced or beat me, i just wanted this game to be kick-ass!" so Laritty rounds them all up and locks them in a basement along with neil Diamond, who provided the theme song " Neil Diamond's ET: Lizard alien and me." this all turns out to be a plan Larrity concocted with George lucus to ruin Steven Spielberg so Dave isn't penalized.

nothing i can say can convey its awesomeness, you must watch it, its on G4, they are replaying it constantly, check it out, its so great i can't sum it up, but i'll sure try."

-Quote-

Larrity: I LOVE money, i got a blow-up doll made of money that i make sweet love to every night."

thats all

♥ JD Person ♥
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