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Thursday, September 20, 2007


HOORAY FUNGI!
yep, now i'm taking 1500 MGs of penicilin for 10 days, and no: its not because i have syphilis, though that would make a much better story upon returning to school...

but nope, all i have is a case of lowly ole boring strepp throat, so they have me ingesting massive amouts of bread fungus each day to help clear my throat up. all this happened because i went and saw my family doctor yesterday.

and oh what a pleasant trip was that! it takes like 40 minutes to get there, i didn't remember that fun fact so i got to ride in the car for a while before reaching the office. then once inside i just sat around for a while, and eventually nature called, so i go to the WC, and what do you know? they call me in for my evaluation whilest i'm in the shitter. so i quickly get my shit together and exit and get led in for my evaluation, i lost a little weight due to my sickness, which just proves that old adage about wishes coming true, i was pissed that pete from fob is 2 inches thinner than me [i knew nothing of the man before seeing him on a Perez Hilton special] so i suppose if i ever need to slim down again i can just drink a big-gulp cup full of dog drool.

speaking of said sad she-male i really hope i misunderstand the concept a "song". you know like how couples will have a "song", well i imagine its the first song you hear whilest your together rpmantically, and if thats true than that means my wedding DJ will be play "this ain't a scene its an arms race" i really hope i'm confused on what a "song" is because if not i really think that song might start suiting me because i'm pretty sure having that assigned to me might just get me to consider life and option instead of a certantity.

though then again its not as if me or my beaner are exceptionally normal so i doubt unless she begs me that said tune shall be "our song".

but back to my doctoral adventures. when i get in there a get serviced first by an intern who sounded like Dr. Robert Rey from E!'s "Doctor 90210" so i kept expecting him to suggest i get plastic surgery. finally my doctor, Doctor Smith came in and i realized he bares a striking resemblance to Captain Sosuke Aizen of Bleach fame, so in the back of my mind that kept me occupied a little, but basically their job was simple, strepp throat, they really wanted me to be hawking stuff up, puking and coughing, being as they kept asking me if i'd done those things, but they seemed pretty sure that i have strepp. they also are worried i might lose my tonsils, because they got all swollen from the sickness and now they make me snore, i'd rather get a damn c-pap machine than get my mouth livers taken out, i'm an Irish American, i need all the blood filters i can get in my body. but i must say that nothing made my throat feel better than that 8th a bottle of sam adams my mom handed over to me, i loves me some localized anasethics.

my throat don't hurt sand i feel no fever but still squad 5 captain and Dr. 90210 told me not to go to school till monday so i guess i rot in boredom a bit longer. it is nice though, being able to blame them instead of myself, mon-wed i felt like shit because i was my fault i was there, but now i have a couple of straw men to blame. so i chill out for the rest of my 9-day weekend then go back to school on monday.

its all good, i'm feelin great now so i can only imagine how much closer to 100% i'll be in 4 days, so i won't be an easy target for scavenger Wilcock being as my voice is back and my mind never turned off for a second. i think i'll even wear my Girl Power T my first day back just to start things off on the "right" track. i suppose i'm taking the role of a top-bottom, the role women usually play in flirting, let the person comew to you, let them believe they're in control whilest you manipulate them all the way. i don't usually start shit, but i think i have a right to bait that little ass monkey.

i'm feelin good, and i have anti STD meds to thank for that!

-Quote-

"its pretty funny that there are two trained medical professionals feeling more discomfort over my illness than i am."

-Me [yesterday]

♥ JD Person ♥

HAIL ZEON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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