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Wednesday, November 7, 2007


Life.
that actually is a song title, its by Yui, who i like to call the Japanese Avril Lavigne, [i thought of this song but i put the wrong artist last time, i meant Yui.] plus its just funny to see the name Yui, makes me feel like instigating the 3rd impact.

well sorry for my lack of presence around these parts recently, i've gotten quite a few projects as of late so i've been working my ass off trying to get through all the crap i have to do for that damn prison they call a school. not that i really dislike school all THAT much, its just that when it sucks it tends to suck hard and with the fury of a hundred suns. my current occupation is a project on ancient china, which is a friend of mines expertise, only wish i could pawn the whole thing off on her. but i plenty of other joyous projects to work on.

for humanities i just got done doing a project of "Venuses" [wouldn't the correct term be Veni?] basically ideals of beauty throughout the years, which is great fun for me because i'm such a voyeur, but even i after staring at hot chicks for that long will go into frat boy mode. mostly it was centered around Ms. Morgan Webb of X-Play fame, asppearantly she is a professional model, this i learned from the ample amount of shots of her workin it in bikinis, and i must say she is pretty damn hot. so yeah, then i got to print out a pic of Morgan and annotate it, point out the hotness of her, because i didn't feel like enough of a letch i get to stare at her camel toe as i point out the beauty of thew more northern and less perverted set of lips. boy was that a fun time had by all. then we had to write a paper on Veni through the years, starting with the Venus of Willendorf [you want nightmares check that thing out] and going up to Helena Fourment in a fur wrap [my God i didn't know so much celulite even existed in the world!] after that we got to pick our own for the decades leading up to the 2000's starting with the 50's, i had such greats as Marilyn Monroe, Ferra Fawcett, Tawny Kitean, Madonna and Pam Anderson, oh the strange things men have masturbated to.

now we get to study different artists interpretations of the story of Judith and Holofernes. the story is this girl seduces this Assyrian general who's going to pillage her town, gets him drunk, and from God's command, beheads him. well so Baroque age feminist decided that instead of a dainty girl killing a man disgusted and afraid with God's help that it should be a moutain of a woman and her sexy maid holding the general down and slaughtering him with no God involved, and apparently that empowers the lady-folk. to me it makes women look like the incarnation of evil. whilst killing this guy the version done by the woman Judith is cold and calculating while tearing his head off, this makes her look like Sylar with boobs and a sword, she has no remorse or fear, she's just slaughtering a defenseless man she tricked into trusting her. this makes her seem like first degree murderer and whilst the text book it says it shows women can dominate men, to me it that women will take the cowards way out, lie and deceive until you trust them, then whilst your guard is let down they will brutally slaughter you. this is the same way i felt way i felt when i saw POTC2 and Elizabeth tricked Jack and got him killed, the message it shows is that women are snakes, lying in wait to kill, they are cowards and can't settle things upfront, just trick and deceive until they get you in the right spot to kill you.

i really wonder if feminists think this kinda shit is empowering because to me it just degrades women, why can't they just make women more kick-ass and less traitorous? i must be a sexist pig because i have no idea how to chicks murdering a helpless man in his sleep after seducing him is empowering.

and in a final Humanities related note i seemingly got a kid suspended.

see this is the dickwad that constantly harasses girls in the class talking about how he loves there breasts and how he's going to make them his african princess whether they want to be or not. well said dipshit stood up and started trying to pretend to be the teacher whilst the real one was talking to a colleague this dumb bastard starts calling us "BEETCHUS!" as he'd pronounce it and telling us to "SHUT DEEEEEE FUCK OOP!" so i told him to sit down and stop embarassing himself, started berating me personally, asking how i could say that, i told him none of us respected him and we're all laughing at him, he may as well cut his loses well he threatens to fight me when the teacher calls us both out, i basically told her he was playing teacher and berating the class and then me personally, well he started freaking out and calling me a liar saying "You can't trust anything he says." well she was sick of him and basically dismissed me back to class where, in a strange twist of fate, Wilcock lavished me with praise... yeah, he's fickle like that, him and that african rapist argue a lot so i guess he figured enemy of my enemy or maybe he was just glad i found a new "most hated" person, in any case that was akward, not to mention the then horrifying lady murderer lesson.

-Quote-

"how did this nut-case ever get a hold of my heart? *sigh* oh well, i love her anyway."

-me staring at a pic of Bev.

what can i say, she's my nut-case and i love her.

♥ JD Person ♥

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