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Birthday
• 1990-02-12
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Location
• in my own little universe, the entrance to which is somewhere in inkster michigan
Member Since
• 2005-03-25
Occupation
• slacker/writer/brooding mystic/spaz/idiot/confused wandering lost soul/puppy [in joke] Straight, brown haired Eiri Yuki
Real Name
• J-D, Got it memorized?
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Achievements
• i've managed to spend 10 years in school and never had a girlfriend, thats an achievment in its sadness. but i've been in school 12 years now...
Anime Fan Since
• i first saw Gundam Wing
Favorite Anime
• Chobits, Gundam Seed,excel saga, Bleach, Naruto, Ergo Proxy, Blood +, Myhthical Dectective Loki Ragnarok, Makai Senki Disgaea, Tokko, Pucca, Gravitation, Ikki Tousen, Full Metal Panic, Kare Kano, Blue Gender, GITS, Cromartie High, inuyasha,.hack,kenshin,
Goals
• to gain good friends and to meet up with "someone" over the summer.
Hobbies
• writing my Flamer Fic, surfin' the net, training with various weapons
Talents
• annoying people, being crafty in times of trouble
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Monday, November 19, 2007
Living inside the shell
well it appears once more i got a random number of visits, i suppose there is no real way to predict or even influence the amount of visits i get, but none the less i will continue to bribe all of you to come to my site by going to yours.
well right now my arms are hairless. see as many of you long-time readers know i hate my body hair, but up until now i've been woefully inept at disposing of it. well i discovered this tube of "hair removal lotion" in the cabinet so i tried that out. it was no where near as easy to use as i hoped it would be, at first i tried putting it on like normal lotion, but that didn't work, being as it said a "thick layer" so i put on an uncomfortably large amount to try to wipe out my bodily opponents, but due to the uneven distribution it just ended up making my arms kinda bald, i tried a second application for the full 15 minutes as opposed to 5, but still some wouldn't come off, so i shaved my arms with all the fervor of someone with severe OCD, which wiped out all remaining hair with surprising no razor bumps. i shaved my torso like usual again so now the only bit of me i still dislike hair-wise is my legs, but they've a much bigger problem. see it was a pain in the ass to apply and maintain a "thick layer" on my scrawny little arms, let alone my long and built legs, just not an option. i think for that i'll have to invest in some of that low PH nair shower gel or something. if any of you guys have hair removal tips you could share i'd really like to hear them.
oh well, i always wear pants anyway, i only see my legs in the shower, so its not like constantly bug me. i don't want to shave them because i don't want them to be prickly, plus after ,y arms i think i've already spent more time with a razor in hand than the most hardcore emo kid so i think i'll give the ole pink shick quattro a break.
in other words i think i'm blossoming. as of late i've been having more and more impure thoughts which is quite odd for me, i think maybe i might just be a light bloomer libido wise, either that or my extreme disinterest in phys4icality might have been ruined by the fact that i've now known the loving embrace of a women, so i now see the naughtiness of most lady bits. though then again i've always been a voyeur, and being as i don't feel aroused, so to speak by any girl except my lover maybe i'm just reaching and trying to paint my people-watching as perverted.
i say this because today had some funny moments, one being there is this girl who sits in front of me in humanities, well today we were watching a movie, so she was turned perpendicular to me, because i was looking forward for a moment and she was turned to see the tv, well she was almost perpendicular, probably 85 degrees, which gave me a great view of the silhouette of her breasts, as well as the fact she was wearing a low-cut shirt and supporting them a bit by having her arms folded under them, so of course me being me i would stare curiously at them for a bit then watch the movie for a while. i suppose i'm not a perv, being as i wasn't all "oh yeah baby, nice rack!" and more "the shape of her breasts are beautiful, like a work of art!" i've always been that way, i guess now i'm just doing a bit of self-persecution.
on the subject of my adventures in coprophilia i think i've finally cured myself of my need to see two girls one cup. i was hoping that since the host site went, pardon my pun, to the shit, that there'd be no easy-to-access avenue to see waste consumption, oh dear Christ was i wrong. and i was soooooooooo close to clicking on one and ending my misery, so to speak, but i decided based on the fact i was tired that watching a girl down a duce probably shouldn't be my before-bed entertainment. so off to bed went i, and whilst i lay in bed i realized the root cause of my obsession with said fecal ingestion video. one, the opening part sounds fun, before the poo gets involved, but more over i just want to be part of a cult phenomenon.
if i wanted to see porn of any variety i could seek it out, and i don't, so the sexual content is not driving this, nor is the fecal matter, for i have no interest in it. no, i just want to be part of that "dude! did you see that?" moment, but do subject myself to such horrors alone is kinda pathetic, the whole point is to exploit other people and watch them squirm.
so at this point i think i'll just let that thought die, in a few weeks it'll be by the wayside like Ms. Teen Carolina.
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"Baby, no one watches that because they want to, they do it because they want to see other people in pain."
-My lover confirming my decision before i told her it.
peace fools, and sorry once more for all the bad content.
♥ JD Person ♥
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