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• 1990-02-12
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• in my own little universe, the entrance to which is somewhere in inkster michigan
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• 2005-03-25
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• slacker/writer/brooding mystic/spaz/idiot/confused wandering lost soul/puppy [in joke] Straight, brown haired Eiri Yuki
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• J-D, Got it memorized?
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• i've managed to spend 10 years in school and never had a girlfriend, thats an achievment in its sadness. but i've been in school 12 years now...
Anime Fan Since
• i first saw Gundam Wing
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• Chobits, Gundam Seed,excel saga, Bleach, Naruto, Ergo Proxy, Blood +, Myhthical Dectective Loki Ragnarok, Makai Senki Disgaea, Tokko, Pucca, Gravitation, Ikki Tousen, Full Metal Panic, Kare Kano, Blue Gender, GITS, Cromartie High, inuyasha,.hack,kenshin,
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• to gain good friends and to meet up with "someone" over the summer.
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• writing my Flamer Fic, surfin' the net, training with various weapons
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• annoying people, being crafty in times of trouble
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Friday, November 23, 2007
Ready steady go!
well once more it seems that you guys are actually understanding me and being able to leave thoughtful and insightful comments. i don't blame you guys for all the "i have no idea what to say..." comments of the past though, my posts are always really strange and my thoughts are most often bordering on insane so i'm just glad either i'm calming down or the world is degenerating to my level being as i get 10 comments when i rant for pages about 2 girls 1 cup.
you know, the human mind is a funny thing. just about 24 hours since i finished my joyous marathon of torture porn and i'm already reminiscing. yep, all of a sudden thems saw movin pictures just got all good and like. [gall darnit!]its the strangest thing, this morning when i woke up i thought back on them and they seemed a lot better then they seemed last night, i really can't explain that brain aberration, maybe its the fact i got maybe 11 hours sleep in the last two days, or maybe the mind-fuckery in Saw is on a time-delay, so it takes a few hours for your measly brain-parts to comprehend the pure cinematic mastery of it... or it could just be that my brain is as fucked as Paris Hilton on New Years and at this point feeling nostalgic over something that just happened is relatively normal compared.
my whole life seems to just attract strangeness, it appears i've been consulted for sexual advice, so i'm going to do my best Anna David impression as i prepare to go... in your pants.
-cue intro music-
...i said cue music!
...
i'm going to fucking kill someone if theirs no music...
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fuckit! okay, so the question i was asked was whether i've ever used a vibrator, and what are the pros and cons...
okay ignoring the fact i'm Ace: male, and Duce: straight, there is the chance that that said inquiry was meant to imply have i ever used one on my beloved Beaner. well sadly i had not the hard-wear nor the resources to acquire it whilst visiting her i do, however know quite my fair share about the battery operated boyfriends, so i'll just do my best to give the run down.
see vibrators work because along with the force of penetration vibrations are exceptionally pleasurable for both a man or women, and in the case of women in many cases its a whole other feeling, a lot say vibration alone is better than penetration alone, though i've yet to test that. what i do know is that vibrations will cause the vagina to develop more nerve ending and thus become more sensitive increasing pleasure attained during any sexual practice, quite contrary that the little guy will fry your junk and make you unable to get off. the downsides i can see is that they are kinda loud, or at least emit sound thus if you're try to please yourself on the down-low its not a good choice, plus paying for batteries/electricity if its a plug in. also you might just like it too much, there are girls that swear to be loyal only to their mechanical lovers seeing them as more fun, i think they are full of shit and just are trying to justify the fact no one likes them but being as i've heard the wondrous stories of the pleasure derived from vibrators it could all be true.
if you're planning on getting yourself one i suggest the hitachi magic wand, its a legit massager, but its also been voted the best vibrator ever created by many a sex expert, plus being as its a real massager you could use it for getting kinks out of muscles and have an excuse to be alone with it in your room with the door locked a lot, i suggest just moaning into a pillow. as well the magic wand has an attachment called the g-spotter, made just for hitting a girl right where it hurts so good.
being as i don't know your romantic status, and for the benefits of all reading i'll give advice of what to do with a partner. they make condoms with vibrating rings, usually they're also the ribbed ones, so you're giving the girl a 2-for in the pleasure department, 3 if you count the force of penetration. also i infer that the vibrations probably stimulated the clitoris and Grafenberg spot so the pleasure would thusly be increased. being as i know of girls masturbating at least two ways i suggest switching to the other, if you're going deep i suggest switching to clitoral stimulation, and if you're playing with your clitoris i say try finding the Grafenberg. also during cunnilingus if the partner hums or moans whilst licking the vibration will garner similar results as i sex toy would. i suggest switching up the pitching, going higher and lower to see the differing effects at differing wave-lengths. and don't be afraid to ask what your partner wants ask "is it better if hum this way or that way?" "higher or lower?" "faster or slower?" "up or in?" i asked what to do and it seemed to work better. you can also just stimulate the clitoris whilst penetration is happening, either with the other hand if masturbating, or one of you reach in during sex. there are so many simple things people don't think of.
i hope that was helpful, i tried my best with the knowledge i have. a lot of people seem to think i know a lot about this stuff, i learned it all from listening to A.D. on AOTS, comediannes doing their routines and from old issues of Cosmo girl i borrowed from female friends. i've also consulted wiki on occasion and visited sex info sites, bust mostly its from listening to women saying what they want.
i'm really sorry if that offended anyone, i was just trying to help a friend in particular and make suggestions to anyone open to them.
to answer another friend i'm like Heroes this season quite a bit, i personally like the powerless Sylar ark, because it shows that Gabe's creepy whether he can de-brain you with his mind on not. monday he's going to face down Mohinder, which will be awesome, i'm rooting for him, as well as Adam. i think Adam will actually save the world, he may kill Hiro as a side-mission but i think he has humanity's best interests in mind being as he hates the company, enemy of my enemy as they say. the only thing thats annoying me is how stupid Mohinder is being as well as Niki, the girl with muscle memory and Micah's saga is slow and boring as well, but overall i like this season fine. Elle is sexy too, i like a little sadism in a girl, and being as the bodies nerves, including one responsible for emotion and sensation, the two things that lead to powerful sexual pleasure reaction, and the fact that she's says that eventually you'll "like it," i think Elle would be pretty damn fun to have as a mate if you could set her mind straight. plus she's just the glompy type and glomper-girls are always adorable.
that also answers another question i got, as far as relationships get in terms of physical intimacy be it affectionate or erotic i like to be the submissive one more than the dominate one, because i'm always so pushy i like really like to get pushed around by my hotty. plus as the selfless one, taking orders, oh what you can do to a woman if you know the right moves, which i could pretty much teach anyone, being as i learned them in the above stated way and could effectively utilize them on my first try, though then again maybe i might just be one of "them." [Sylar please don't kill me!]
-quote-
"i can taste Bev in my mouth, must be all the sex-talk getting to me."
-my thoughts for the last half-hour-
please ask more questions, this was fun!
♥ JD Person ♥
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