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Birthday
• 1990-02-12
Gender
• Male
Location
• in my own little universe, the entrance to which is somewhere in inkster michigan
Member Since
• 2005-03-25
Occupation
• slacker/writer/brooding mystic/spaz/idiot/confused wandering lost soul/puppy [in joke] Straight, brown haired Eiri Yuki
Real Name
• J-D, Got it memorized?

Personal

Achievements
• i've managed to spend 10 years in school and never had a girlfriend, thats an achievment in its sadness. but i've been in school 12 years now...
Anime Fan Since
• i first saw Gundam Wing
Favorite Anime
• Chobits, Gundam Seed,excel saga, Bleach, Naruto, Ergo Proxy, Blood +, Myhthical Dectective Loki Ragnarok, Makai Senki Disgaea, Tokko, Pucca, Gravitation, Ikki Tousen, Full Metal Panic, Kare Kano, Blue Gender, GITS, Cromartie High, inuyasha,.hack,kenshin,
Goals
• to gain good friends and to meet up with "someone" over the summer.
Hobbies
• writing my Flamer Fic, surfin' the net, training with various weapons
Talents
• annoying people, being crafty in times of trouble

myOtaku.com: JD Person

Saturday, November 24, 2007

Quiet Night.
kinda funny because i always crack jokes about wanting to see a Lacus x Kira lemon scene put into dogma in the next movie like Kira x Fllay was. i say thats funny because my intro song today was quiet night and i'm going into day deuce of sex advice.

so once more i shall take on the roll of Anna David as i go...

...in your pants.

-cue music-

"on this quiet night,
i'm waiting for you,
forgetting the past and dreaming of you..."

really not what i meant...

"...time passes by and memories fade,
but time can't erase the love that we've made..."

or maybe it does... but in any case i'd like to restate what i put down last post by saying that a vibrator is quite useful can make you feel in ways that nothing else can and will make you more sensitive, i just don't think you should use them exclusively if you have a lover, hell he can even wield it whilst he nibbles and licks your body or similar activities.

but onto today's bit, what the "right moves" i claim to have? well truth be told i don't think they are all that impressive sounding and unlike A.D. i've only used them on one person a few times, but none the less i shall disclose to you my techniques. i'd say the first would be fingering. most of the time i was doing this i was sitting next to her, with my hand hidden under a pillow or sheet, i merely slid my middle and ring finger in and moved them slowly back in forth slightly flexing and straightening them, as if i were scratching an itch in slow motion, don't push too hard but keep your fingers rigid, i flexed, touching with my fingertips going one way and straightened them out caressing, almost tickling with the pads of my fingers when i changed direction. when i later go between her legs i pretty much made a gun out of my middle and pointer fingers and just poked her in the crotch as fast and hard as i could, the speed increased pretty well as she got wetter, after some time i swear i'd reached 100% motion energy usage, she had no friction in there and i just glided like i was in a vacuum. then there is oral, i just spread the labia majora with my fingers on both hands, then with a slight suction after placing my lips against her lower ones i drew her clitoris between my lips and softly, slowly ran my tongue over it. as A.D. herself said most guys think because when they play with themselves its rough that force is the thing that sets girls off, so their idea of cunnilingus is to violently lick everything, but the truth is its like a martial art, just the slightest touch in the right spot is all it takes. personally i think i was kinda bad at oral, but Bev seemed to think i was was amazing so as long as she had fun, and i just like putting my mouth down there, any excuse for me to do it well enough.

then we get to the grand finale, full on penetration, i got off my only shot on the bottom, but there was a lot of dry humping that i did on top. basically bottom the girl kneels over the penis and sets in inside her, then brings her thighs off her shins then back down, the secret for the guy is that if you thrust up right up about a second before her pelvis hits yours you'll be, bot be, going at high speed and the impact is, from what i can tell, probably the most fun the Grafenberg spot can have. on top in missionary is just like doing a sit up in push-up position repeatedly, that made me finish quicker, a real minute man, on the bottom i went for like 15. then in the pool i did her up against the wall, with her thighs on my kidneys and her feet behind me, my head on her chest, that was all slight upward diagonal thrusts, if sex is a martial art then that would be the 1-inch punch Bruce Lee used, as opposed to judo on the bottom, personally i like Judo better but i left my sparring partner out of breath with a few 1-inch punches as well so maybe if there is a sexual MMA i should sign up.

well i shaved my legs today, that was a horrible experience because the sure amount of hair i had on the back of my legs, it was like an extra pubis or two! of well, i got rid of it now. at this point the only hair i have is to decorate their respective heads, just as Bev and i like it.

yesterday was pretty fun, bonding with my bro is nice, and her can actually cook turkey, he keeps my dark meats wet and his white meats dry, so i'm happy. he cannot, however cook side dishes, so i'll have to get my mom to provide sides at any dinner i ever plan, or have Josh learn how to cook damn potatoes gratin!

i spent most of the day playing GTA, i found new codes plus unlocked the second round of gang wars, so now i'm conquering the maps again with invincibility and infinite ammo, and being as i like to rationalize everything i say CJ is a battle android made to withstand everything other than heavy machine gun fire from police copter gattlings, explosion or extreme g-forces [falling, cars crashing into him] because those are the only thing the cheats don't eliminate. and because i love Gundam SEED i made an Acronym for his name.

Combat
Area
Reacquisition
Logistics

Jester
One
High
Nutrilization
System
On
Notification

that basically breaks down to send the first Jester unit in to neutralize all enemies in that area, its self-aware and can analyze how to kill things best, just send him a message and he'll come to destroy things.

i admit calling him "Jester" is a bit of a cop-out but i mean "Jester one" is a cool mech name!

-quote-

great, another post all about sex, might as well through in some other stuff so i don't seem like a total douche...

-root of the random thanksgiving + CJ is a mech stories.

please ask more questions, non-sex ones are good too, but hell if you want sex advice ask that too, i love answering questions, so don't be shy, ask me anything!

♥ JD Person ♥
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