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Wednesday, November 28, 2007


Season's call.
it might just be my sick little mind but i find the phrase "i always feel you in me." slightly funny, i guess its just my immaturity.

oh yes, the wonderful feeling of the blood in your hands thawing, in case you just want a burning sensation without all the trouble of finding a floozy to hump. i really should invest in some gloves, but i want cute ones and i know know not the area to purchase gloves i'd deem "cute" therefore i'm probably destroying my hand meats.

in drama we've been having a great ol' time doing improv performances, i myself am finding it extra fun because i pretty much think on my feet, plus that way i can get away with all kinds of stuff because no one is clearing it. first performance my group was told we were walking and discovered a dead body. so in my infinite weirdness i decide to kick the guy very hard in the head, knocking out several of his teeth, stating "hey, he might be asleep, i'm sure he'd rather be missing a few teeth then think he's dead!" then when my friend say he seems lonely i pull a gun and say "well then maybe he needs a friend." and soot him in the head. round two was inspired by some girl that used her time as a platform to rant about sexism in the workplace, herself placing a female company president. well i decided to mock her by presenting myself as one, a flaming dyke of a company president. i talked in a course, deep voice and scratched my crotch a lot, walked bow legged and sat with my legs spread eagle. at certain points i said i had took so much testosterone that my cervix grew hair. then proceeded to call him girly, and talk about how much i liked "the lady folk." before yelling at him for outing me, saying that no one would think of me as a normal woman anymore if they knew i was gay.

last of all was my personal favorite, Jigsaw gets consoling. the other guy asked why i was there and i replied "i like to play games." he asked what kind and i said "well once i put a guy in a mask with spikes, then told him if he didn't cut his eye out with a scalpel to get the key he'd be killed, he didn't have the drive to live." he asked why i do these things and i told him about the whole cancer shtick, dying on the inside, appreciate life and such. then i asked him "do you like to play games?" he replied, for he was suppose to be as fruity as Elton John that "yes, i like to play a lot of games." i look up from under my hood [thank you obscenely large hoody!] and say "Good, because you're in one. i want to play a game, you make your living telling other people what is wrong with them, how they should change themselves and live their lives, well now i'm going to test your judgment, the water you've been drinking is poisoned, the antidote is hidden somewhere within your lover's sleeping body, the only way you'll find it is to search every bit of his internal structure, with your bare hands. you have one hour before the poison causes you to die from massive anal hemorrhage, let the game begin." then i walked off, letting him tear through the prop body of his lover [a coke bottle, we had to use props as something they weren't, his cup was an oven mitt.]

i've been on a saw binge again, i guess its just like EVA, i like to reference more then i like to watch it.

the geeky little nympho in my 5th and 6th hours is just getting more and more interesting. i say this because i realize how much my heart can negate my libido, this girl shows many of the qualities i look for in a woman, she loves dominating, talks about how much she wants to tie guys up and what she wishes to do with them once they are immobilized, then there is the whole "going down on a guy seems fun because it makes them helpless." yet i have no interest in her other than just amusement, its so strange to me to be unfazed by a girl that i would have a huge crush on a few years ago. it could be that she has many downfalls as well i suppose, she wants to be a swinger [she's a virgin now, but obsessed with sex] she wants to be the whipping type as well, and wants to be thrown up against stuff and raped during arguments, all of which are unattractive concepts to me. she's also dumb as hell at times, doesn't understand big words or complex concepts, i mock Bev for being dumb but this girl looks like a dweeb but is just damn stupid. plus she sorta blows me off, i really like hearing about her dirty fantasies, but she seems to talk to other people over me, as well as not acknowledging my compliments of her beliefs and actions, so i suppose to me being a hot seme type doesn't cancel out being a stupid rude bitch.

oh well, maybe things will improve, this one intrigues me, i wish to see more from her strange little brain.

-quote-

"Athrun hat Kira und Lacus um drei uhr im schlafzimmer gefilmt."

rough translation

"Athrun filmed Kira and Lacus in their bedroom at 3 a.m."

-grammar practice in German class

i love my strangeness, otaku-ecchi for life!

♥ JD Person ♥


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