Birthday • 1990-02-12 Gender •
Male Location • in my own little universe, the entrance to which is somewhere in inkster michigan Member Since • 2005-03-25 Occupation • slacker/writer/brooding mystic/spaz/idiot/confused wandering lost soul/puppy [in joke] Straight, brown haired Eiri Yuki Real Name • J-D, Got it memorized?
Personal
Achievements • i've managed to spend 10 years in school and never had a girlfriend, thats an achievment in its sadness. but i've been in school 12 years now... Anime Fan Since • i first saw Gundam Wing Favorite Anime • Chobits, Gundam Seed,excel saga, Bleach, Naruto, Ergo Proxy, Blood +, Myhthical Dectective Loki Ragnarok, Makai Senki Disgaea, Tokko, Pucca, Gravitation, Ikki Tousen, Full Metal Panic, Kare Kano, Blue Gender, GITS, Cromartie High, inuyasha,.hack,kenshin, Goals • to gain good friends and to meet up with "someone" over the summer. Hobbies • writing my Flamer Fic, surfin' the net, training with various weapons Talents • annoying people, being crafty in times of trouble
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Saturday, December 8, 2007
Pride.
its really getting strange having to explain sarcasm to people, especially if they went on long vitriolic rants about things you said sarcastically, but being as i've probably done it a few times, [and because i always can use some content] i'll do my best to explain what i meant in the least cruel and demeaning way possible.
Mr. T is that guy who constantly says "i pity the Fool!" he is famous for being in "The A-Team" in the 70's, but mostly just for doing cameos and bing his strange self. here's a random picture: as you can see he wears a lot of bling, this bling he promised to stop wearing until world poverty was solved, but he now wears it again.
i don't give a flying damn whether or not Mr. T wears his bling, if anything i like him with bling and i never think he should have made that stupid promise, the entire point of that was to point out the meaningless gestures celebrities make that do nothing. Brad Pitt and water-bed face saying they won't get married until everyone who wants to can. i say "really?"
see they mean they want to use their HUGE star power to influence government to let Phillipe and Fredrico to get hitched, because as you know George Bush and Nancy Pilosi are both terrified of going against the will of the leads from "Mr and Mrs Smith." what i just want to point out is that they didn't say gay folk, they said "everyone", and that makes things infinitely more interesting.
because, in a way that means Brad Pitt supports NAMBLA, because i'm sure many members of the North American Man/Boy Love Association would love to make honest men... boys of their lovers and personally i'm very proud Mr. Pitt would stand up for such a down trodden group.
incest comes to mind, something i'm sure is really close to Angelina's heart [she loves her brother, A LOT] so i wouldn't be surprised if she rallied for fraternal siblings to be able to marry and start families, because as a flyer in one state... stated "though the chances of mental and physical retardation are increased in a child of incestuous creation, so are the chance of physical superiority and genius level mental capacity." Angelina just wants to help all those poor geniuses get created!
i'm sure there is many a faunaphile wanting to make it official with whatever species they happen to be having a romantic and/or sexual relationship, and being as they said EVERYONE, being as that person wishes to get married Brangelina in all good conscience must defend their right as well. Floraphiles would be another interesting group, but hey if a tree gives you wood i suppose i shouldn't be telling you can't make it official, and being as you are a person who wants to get married Bitt and Jolie SO have your back dude.
Necrophiliacs too, can't leave them out, just because their dead doesn't mean its not adultry, you put a ring on her finger before you go all the way! and the best part is not only is Brad Pitt rallying to get you married its not as if your new wife will ever ever file for divorce, though that whole "til death do us part" will be kinda awkward.
Celebs rants about global warming put fly around in private jets, drive ethanol cars when it takes a gallon and a half of gas to make a gallon of ethanol, [so you then not just burn 50% more fuel, but then the carbon made by the ethanol] drive electric cars when electricity is made by burning coal in most cases, but they plants some trees somewhere, and show up at concerts. maybe if they're so worried about CO2 they should stop resperating, that would really be better.
everyone is full of shit bit these people are on TV and people listen to their beliefs, they really shouldn't be so comically stupid.
so in succinction Mr.T will not solve poverty and Brad Pitt will not get marriage for everyone. Mr. T put his bling back on and i bet Brangelina will get married if they last, all they say are meaningless gestures, unless they're Sean Penn, then they act cool but are total douche bags when they talk and hang out with homicidal dictators for fun whilst mocking our president.
as you can see he wears a lot of bling, this bling he promised to stop wearing until world poverty was solved, but he now wears it again.