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Wednesday, August 31, 2005


cereal discrimination.
i got this from my friend color me evil.
so i gave credit where due.
Ceral commercials anger me.
Frosted Flakes: with the psycotic feline yelling "they're GREAT!!!!!"
first off, chill out, what the hell are you on? Steroids, that would explain the muscles.
and second, the cereal tastes like shit!!! its card-board and high fructose corn-syrup. get diabetes and pass a tree, at the same time!

Rise crispies: the latest comercials have small children saying the cereal is telling them stories.
Your children are having delusions!
seek mental help emeadiatly!!
either that or the cereal is possesed, so seek a priest, but he may touch the children so you're screwed...
or they are.

Post pebbels commercials encourage theft. "oh barny stole fred food, he's funny"
that was a hangin offence.
where's the commercial where fred's eating his cereal in his hammock while barney twists in the wind overhead.

i know i'm insane.

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