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Friday, December 9, 2005


Snow Day!!!!!!
had a snow day today and i haven't been on in a while so i thought i'd give you some updates.
8 inches of snow overnight = no school.

i had wensday off so tuesday night me and Bev talked for 7 and a half hours, 7 hours of that in a row. because of that length of talking i stayed up for 24 hours in a row, for her it was 3:30 a.m. when we hung up, and she had school the next day. [no snow days in Vegas]

yesterday in my Bio class my friend Jon pulled out this Axe spray that he said smelled awful [every girl i ever asked said axe smells like ass, so i wonder why so many guys buy it?] so he was playin chemical warfare for a while, spraying people while they weren't looking. i had had Taco Bell the day before, so when i felt bit coming, like always since i got my hoody and headband, i made a hand sign and said "poison gas Jutsu" *farts* i swear 3-person radius in all direction were coughing and tery eyed. well Jon tried to spray me, but i blocked his hand [i learned sometings in Martial Arts class, even if i'm a drop out] he triend many times, and i kept blocking, chop to the wrist again and again. so he gave up. but when i wasn't looking he gave it to Jeff, and he came around and got me in the back.

okay so i keep[ saying it smells, well, it has an exact smell. it smells like cinnamon and ass. i've come up with several ways to simulize the smell....

1. eat a hot cina-bon in a porta-potty

2.take a crap on a cinnamon glade plug in.

3. sodomize someone with desentary with a cinnamon stick.

anyway in shop Erin came in a and walked up to me, she always says i smell. so she get right up to my shoulder and sniffs me, then says all excited and happy "JD! you don't smell!!" and like gets me in the biggest, warmest glomp-hug! i have Jeff in next hour so i told him "thanks a lot asshole [happily i may add, asshole is a term of endearment] that cinnamon ass flavored axe m,ade me VERY popular with this hot blonde last hour, you prick [prick also a term of endearment]

well this post is long i have a ton more stories, i'll tell em tommorrow!

HAIL ZEON!!!!!

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