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Thursday, April 20, 2006


Another post, what a suprise.
well my training gloves had a loose stringy thing and it left a blister on my pinky finger, so i have to get new ones. i really want new ones, i wanna get stronger, i just do, i want to be strong. its like a wierd drive in me all of a sudden. course they all fade, hopefully this one will last long enough to do some good.

i love the Mui Thai kick boxing comment, yes i watch too much UFC, but i'm not learning Mui thai so i can look tough for my girlfriend. i think i'd rather just fight in my own style, crazy asshole.

man, my spring break is like half over, this sucks, it really went by so fast, oh well, easy come, easy go.

if i was going to learn a fighting style i'd learn the style the isreali militia knows, Jew-jutsu or whatever. yes i knoew its not Jew-jutsu, but the isreali army kicks ass, i saw their style, and i know i'm not pissing off any Rabbis.

I've put next episode previews on ch.1-7 on Absolute Power, i'll do 8-14 later, man FanFiction.net is a pain in the ass to work with, but i think they're my only choice unless i do some good looking. i mean changing the story, like editing is hard, you have to re-do everything, you can't just mod what you already have. i hate it.

thats the reason i didn't visit today, damn life always gets in the way. i'll just have to figure out a way to do everything, but until then there will be situations like this.

i got plenty of Bev time today, so i'm very happy, i just love spending time with her, she is the most important thing in the world to me! yes i'm overly lovey right now but i'm just in that mood, so deal with it random reader-type-person!

yes my happinerss is quite strong, oh such a happy person i am, for i have love, and love is grand. for me love gives me worth, it also destroys the darkness' girth. i'll stop rhyming because it only deludes the truth of the words.

but really, my really happiness comes from my now full yet light heart. i guess love is lighter than air, like helium.

i must finish working on AP, otherwise i'll attract more flamers. yes flamers, the perfect word. these bitching flamers only hate me because they're so damn FABULOUS! i guess Ryan Seacreast is the one dissin my story.

and yes the story means a lot to me, its the second most important thing to me! [guess the first] so i do want input, i need help, i only wish FF.net wasn't so annoying, but i'll work it out. but those who believe i'm not serious in writing it are crazy, its so much to me, every word is from my most creative of creators, so please don't look down on it, if you don't like it, just say its not your style, just try not to flame, i'm tired of twinkie themed criticism.

with the money i got back i'm tempted to buy the box set of Chobits, i really want it, but i must train, damn, hard decision. man am i pathetic, these are the things i bitch about, my finger hurts, i'm not as amazing as my girl friend is, Chobits or Training. i'm such an asshole, hey, theres a song about that...hey, theres a song about that...

[[Spoken]
Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream. About me. About you. The way our American hearts beat down in the bottom of our chests. About the special
feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts, maybe below the cockles, maybe in the sub-cockle area. Maybe in the liver. Maybe in the kidneys. Maybe even in the colon,
we don't know.

I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job
I'm your average white suburbanite slob
I like football and porno and books about war
I've got an average house with a nic hardwood floor
My wife and my job, my kids and my car
My feet on my table, and a cuban cigar

But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested
(Oh no) No Way (Uh-uh)
No, I've gotta go out and have fun
At someone else's expense
(Oh yeah) Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

I drive really slow in the ultrafast lane
While people behind me are going insane

I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, such an asshole)

I use public toilets and piss on the seat
I walk around in the summertime saying, "How about this heat?"

I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole)

Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces
While handicapped people make handicapped faces

I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's a real fucking asshole)

Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong

Naaaah!

I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole)

[Spoken]
You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado convertible, hot pink with whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights, yeah! And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115mph getting one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder cheese burgers from McDonald's in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers and when I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers, I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag and then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam container right out the side and there ain't a God damned thing anybody can do about it. You know why? Because we got the bombs, that's why.

[Spoken]
Two words. Nuclear fucking weapons, okay?! Russia, Germany, Romania - they can have all the Democracy they want. They can have a big democracy cake-walk right through the middle of Tiananmen square and it won't make a lick of difference because we've got the bombs, okay?! John Wayne's not dead - he's frozen. And as soon as we find the cure for cancer we're gonna thaw out the duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off. You know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well multiply that by 15-million times, that's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be. I'm gonna get the Duke and John Cassavetes...
(Hey)
and Lee Marvin
(Hey)
and Sam Pekinpah
(Hey)
And a case of Whiskey and drive down to Texas...
(Hey, you know you really are an asshole)
Why don't you just shut-up and sing the song pal!

I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole)

A-S-S-H-O-L-E Everybody! A-S-S-H-O-L-E

[Barking]
Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf
Fung achng tum a fung tum a fling chum
Oooh Oooh

[Spoken]
I'm an asshole and proud of it!]

well here's Absolute Power please read and enjoy.

HAIL ZEON!!!!!

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