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Birthday
• 1990-02-12
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Location
• in my own little universe, the entrance to which is somewhere in inkster michigan
Member Since
• 2005-03-25
Occupation
• slacker/writer/brooding mystic/spaz/idiot/confused wandering lost soul/puppy [in joke] Straight, brown haired Eiri Yuki
Real Name
• J-D, Got it memorized?
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Achievements
• i've managed to spend 10 years in school and never had a girlfriend, thats an achievment in its sadness. but i've been in school 12 years now...
Anime Fan Since
• i first saw Gundam Wing
Favorite Anime
• Chobits, Gundam Seed,excel saga, Bleach, Naruto, Ergo Proxy, Blood +, Myhthical Dectective Loki Ragnarok, Makai Senki Disgaea, Tokko, Pucca, Gravitation, Ikki Tousen, Full Metal Panic, Kare Kano, Blue Gender, GITS, Cromartie High, inuyasha,.hack,kenshin,
Goals
• to gain good friends and to meet up with "someone" over the summer.
Hobbies
• writing my Flamer Fic, surfin' the net, training with various weapons
Talents
• annoying people, being crafty in times of trouble
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Monday, May 1, 2006
1900 [and 5] hits!
yes i have that many, though thats not reallt that many, if you think about it...
yes my friends i do quite often say a bit too much in my posts, PG-13 is about 27 steps puere than my rants. but i rant in a way suggesting desire for the loins of my love because i love her that much, its just that i want to share all thats me with her, and well there is a certain part i'm sure she'll enjoy more than others.
i mean i have favorite parts too, they just happen to be a bit higher and less X-rated. [X for X-Treme! To the max!] i mean i just want to be loved, help, hugged, kissed, kept. i like being like a dog, as in i'm loyal and obident [as long as i get treats!] and she is dog like in being intolerably cute and sweet, as well as irresistably loving and affectionate. it is in a sense puppy love, and she's my bitch.
yes, and she gets that joke too. she laughs her ass off when i call her my bitch. i'm glad she gets me. [god, i'm such a whiney little snot, no one gets me, how cliche and lame!] and she will get me, she'll get all of me as much as she wants. i am all hers, like i said, i like seving her desires.
some people though don't get me, i tthink my friend Kitty is pissed at me for making fun of the fact that she's about 7 inches shorter than me, and about the same wieght.
see friday she was wearing tight pants, and ran too much, so she got all chaeffed in the lower regions, so she was waddling, she was explaining this to a friend, who didn't get it. so i, in my normal cute, laughing tone said "kitty wore too tight of pants so her big ole thunder thieghs rubbed together till she got chaeffed and was waddling everywhere."
now that mmay seem harse, but you must remember i bust balls as a term of indearment. if i make fun of you its because i think i'm cool with you. kitty always gets offended, this happened last year as well.
see her friend david got arrested, now see dave was a prick to me, he'd be pissed and confrentational with me for no reason, so of course i made a few sodomy joke, involving the phrases "Hi davey." and a large man of african desent named goliath.
well kitty got pissed and didn't talk to me until this year, so who knows. but i don't really care, i've found my soul mate, someone that loves me for me, a person who laughs hardest when i make fun of her, so knows why i do what i do and accepts it. so if kitty doesn't want to hang with me, fuck 'er i'm so used to being left by people i'nve already become indifferent to her. maybe weren't that close, or that right now i don't see the full extent of this, i may miss her. but if i do i have a shoulder to cry on. and thats what really matters.
i'd like to say a few more things about the love of my life.
she has a D-Cup, and i'm traditionally a B-cup or smaller man, and she once offered, though i would never ask her to, have hers reduced to a smaller size.
nowadays niether of us would EVER consider that, but the fact she offered, because those ample bossoms are her pride and joy, to change the favorite part of herself and make herself less attractive to other men, is very touching.
i'm glad she won't because i think i'll enjoy resting on them, big bouncy pilows always ready for me to place my head on. yeah, i'm glad she has 'em!
here's another quote.
this is between me and my friend Troy in creative writing.
Troy: I've got writers block JD.
Me: that is because you have not found the ulyimate inspiration! you must open up your heeart and embrace the unlimited power of love!
yes, i think i'm Flonne! i am quite a love freak after all.
Absolute Power never imitated, easily duplicated.
HAIL ZEON!!!!!
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