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Saturday, May 20, 2006
Absolute Power ch.6
Absolute Power
Mission: 6
Nuns And Roses!
~Warning this may be offensive to women, Italians, or Catholics~
George Desande has returned, only now his hair is spikier and he wears a black version of Illpallazo from Excel Saga.
George: Kit!! I will find you! And bring Allenby back to her rightful owner!
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Sylven is in the hangar building his Gundam.
Foxxy: HEY SYLVEN!!!
Sylven comes damn close to falling off the rig.
Foxxy: What cha buildin’?!
Sylven: (Sweating, thinking) Oh shit, I’m screwed now, I’m found out she’s gonna kill me.
Foxxy: looks like a Gundam except built crappy. Need help?!
Sylven: Excuse me, I’m a skilled pilot and mechanic.
Foxxy: Keep telling yourself that, it may come true! Look I’ve been workin’ on machines since I was a kid.
Sylven: You are a kid.
Foxxy: Just except my help.
Sylven: (sighs) Alright, I’ll let you help out.
Foxxy: YAY!!!!!!
Sylven: (thinking) I know I’m gonna regret this.
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Kit: Ah, Rome; When I shit-a it burns-a!
Aveian: (now able to stand) I don’t think that’s right.
Allenby: Close enough! Come on let’s go I’m hungry!
Kit: Me too!
Aveian: Don’t you two ever stop eating?! Oh no… (He looks at them, they both give him the puppy dog eyes) fine. (Lights one up) Do whatever you want.
Both: YAY!!!!
The three of them go into a restaurant. They sit down then look around.
Kit: Is it just me, or do you feel like you’re being watched?
Aveian: Yeah, I feel it too.
Allenby: Me too, it’s really creepy! Oh no!
Kit: What?! Is it Domon?!
Allenby: No, nuns!
Kit: Huh?
Allenby: Nuns, I went to catholic school and nuns really scare me!
Kit: don’t worry, I’m sure they won’t be comin’ over here, and if they do I’ll protect you!
Allenby: Thanks Kit.
Kit: No prob! Now waiter we’re waitin’ over here!
Waiter: (Tony Soprano) could you wait a god damn minute over there?! God bustin my balls!
A group of nuns stand up.
Head nun: You used the lord’s name in vain, repent!
Waiter: Fuck off!! I’m workin’ here so either sit down and shut up or get your ass’s outta here!
Nun: Repent or take your penance!
Waiter: Tony, Ralphy, get these cunts outta here!
Two thugs walk towards the three nuns. Suddenly the three nuns streak by the two thugs, the thugs fall to the ground behind them.
Kit looks at their hands.
Kit: Rulers?!
Nun: And you there!
Kit: Me?
Nun: Yes you, the gothic child.
Kit: First I’m not a kid, and second I’m sure as not one of those freaks!
Nun: Look at those scars on your face, that’s where you cut yourself isn’t it?!!
Kit: No! For your information these are both battle scars!
Nun: Lying is a grave sin, repent or burn in hell!
Kit: I’m warning you step off…
A ruler starts coming towards his head.
Nun: Repent Now!!!!!!
Kit jumps up.
Kit: …Or get knocked off!!!!!
Kit grabs his chair and sweeps it into one of the nun’s legs. He runs up and over the chair and jump kicks another nun then lands and punches another out.
Aveian: Here he goes again.
Nun: Hey you!
She runs up at Aveian from behind.
Aveian: (Shoots over his back) And here I go along with him. Allenby stay here, Allenby?
Allenby: Take this! (Punches out a nun)
Aveian: Of course, she is his girlfriend.
Kit: (off screen) She’s not my girlfriend!!
Just then tons of nuns rush in and surround them.
Kit: Oooh, shit.
Man: (Italian accent) Kid, GET DOWN!!!!!!
Aveian, Kit, and Allenby drop to the ground and multiple Restaurant workers whip out Thompson machine guns and open fire cutting all the nuns down.
Kit: Thanks dude!
Man: Thank me later, now come with us if you wanna live.
Kit: Sounds good to me, lets go guys!
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Aveian: So where are we and who are you.
Guy: We’re the Italian Mafia! Who the fuck do you think we are?! And we happen to be in our headquarters!!
Kit: He has a point. But what do you need us for.
Man: Let me start from the beginning. A few years ago the new pope Benedict DCLXVI, his first proclamation was to take over Italy and purge it of it’s sinners.
Aveian: So basically to form a Theocracy.
Man: Yeah, well if you think we’re gonna lay down and take it, fagettabodet! The Italian mafia lays down for no man! So we’re mountin’ a resistance. And we’re hopin for you’re help.
Another guy: Youse guys in?
Kit: Why not?!
Allenby: Kit?!
Kit: It’s the difference between a dictatorship and a theocracy, and a dictator is a lot easier to over throw than a Theological leader.
Aveian: It’s hard to out preach a preacher. A lot easier to out shoot a shooter.
Allenby: (sighs) You guys are insane, but if Kit’s in, it has to be a worthy cause! I’m in too!!
Kit: Allenby…
Allenby: Don’t say anything. I know.
Aveian: Well, I guess that means I’ll have to join in to keep you idiots alive.
Allenby: Just admit it, you love us!
Aveian: Piss off.
Kit: So are these nuns are that dangerous?
Leader: You saw what they did in that Restaurant.
Allenby: Besides, if you ever went to catholic school you’d know how scary they can be!
Kit: Well, either way I’ll defeat them!
Aveian: Great, those are famous last words if there are any.
Kit: Come on Aveian, after all we’ve been through you think some NUNS can stop us?!
Leader: One thing though, the Church has developed a Gundam, we have one too, but I doubt it can stand up to theirs.
Kit: Don’t worry, we’re Gundam Fighters. I’m the American Fighter.
Allenby: And I’m the Swedish one!!
Leader: Well then I’ll back you up in my suit. I suggest you get to you’re ship and get prepared.
Kit: Roger that.
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Foxxy: See how much easier it is with me helping?
Sylven: I have to admit, this has been a lot faster.
Foxxy: So you plannin’ on takin’ on my brother in that thing?
Sylven: What would make you say that?
Foxxy: Duh, this Suit is obviously made for Dueling and at this level; there wouldn’t be any other reason. Besides, who doesn’t want to kick my brother’s ass?!
Sylven: You’re very keen.
Foxxy: (surprised) Really?! Thanks!
Sylven: Don’t thank me, just show how smart you are through you’re work.
Foxxy: Roger dude!
Sylven: You’ve pretty unique too.
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Kit: Aveian, sit this battle out, you’re still injured.
Aveian: I don’t have to take orders from you.
Kit: Come on man.
Aveian: Fine I’ll back you up from the ship.
Kit: Man, you just can’t stay out of a good fight can ya?!
Aveian: You know me.
Allenby: You’re like Sailor Moon!
Aveian: I swear, if I wasn’t in extreme pain I’d kick your ass.
Allenby: Just try it.
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George: I’ve located the enemy leader!
The man: (over Vid-screen) Good, kill the men and capture the woman for us to enjoy!
George: Roger, leader!
George’s new Gundam: Cape, is an improved version of his old one, the cape goes completely over the back and right arm and shoulder. It now has a Gyan style sword on each hip and the blue cape is now navy and it has a normal Gundam head and improved boosters.
George releases two bits and they open fire on Aveian’s ship.
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BOOM, BOOM!!!!
Aveian: What the hell was that?!
Kit: Looks like its battle time!!
Kit’s Gundam rises out of the ship.
Kit: So are you with those nuns?
George: Kit Sune, Prepare to meet your death at the blade of my Rapiers!
Allenby: (On intercom) George?!
Kit: You know him?
George: Ah, Allenby, Domon’s been looking for you1
Kit: (Beginning to get pissed) So you’re with Domon? (Rushes towards George) Then that Changes everything!!
Kit drives his Suits shoulder into George’s chest.
George: (draws swords) On Guard knave!!!
Cape Gundam flies towards Kit.
Kit: (aiming) Bad move!
Kit fires beam shots into Cape, the shots don’t slow him down. Kit throws his rifle down and draws on of his, staving off George’s.
Kit: (Neo-trace material climbing up his arm and neck) You tryin’ a double bladed style now, too bad you don’t have the skills to back it up!
Back in the ship Aveian gets to the control room.
Aveian: Two large incoming heat signatures!
Allenby: I’ll check it out in MY Suit!
Allenby’s Gundam rises out of the ship. It’s Noble only now with the “hair” cut slightly shorter, right above the ass. The legs are colored to look like it’s wearing knee high red boots. The “jewel” on the chest is now blue and heart shaped. The Berserker mode has been changed out for a new one which you will soon see.
Allenby: George! Get away from Kit now!!!!!!
George: Allenby, Good now that you’re out here it’ll make capturing you a lot easier!
Kit: Don’t you know to never take your eyes off your enemy!!
George turns around just in time to catch a sword blow to the left shoulder.
George: You foul knave, I’ll show you to strike me!
George swings both swords in, Kit jumps back avoiding the attacks.
Allenby: Kit! Don’t worry I’m comin’!
Kit: NO!!! Stay back and guard the ship! I’ll be fine!
Nun: Don’t worry you dirty street tramp you can fight me!
Allenby: I suppose you’re the church’s Gundam.
Nun: Correct, now feel the wrath of my Sister Gundam!!
Think Haow Gundam, only a Nun. With a big piece of wood on it’s back.
Leader: Don’t worry, I’ll back you up.
Old fashion gangster complete with Tommy gun and suit, in Gundam form.
Allenby: don’t worry about me, help out Kit.
Leader: No, this is my enemy and I won’t let you face her alone.
Allenby: Please, it’s really important.
Leader: Fine, I can’t say no to a real woman.
Allenby: Thank you.
Nun: Now let us settle this!
The nun draws her ruler, Allenby draws her ribbon whip.
Nun: What are you going to do with that? Wrap me a present?!
Allenby: You’ll see!!
Allenby lets loose a flurry of whip blows. The nun deflects them with the ruler. Sister Gundam then lumbers forward and attacks with the ruler.
Allenby: Too slow!!
Allenby in her Faye Gundam jumps backward dodging the blows, keeping a steady pace.
Nun: Take this! YARD STICK!!!
Sister Gundam whips a yard stick off its back and swings at Faye Gundam.
Allenby continues to jump back. Allenby jumps clear over the yard stick.
Nun: Now I’ve got you!
Sister Gundam drops the yard stick and drives the ruler into Faye Gundams body. Allenby’s Suit falls to the ground.
Kit: Allenby!!!
George: I suggest you watch out for yourself knave!!!
George drives a blade into Kit’s shield throwing him back.
Leader: Get off him1
The leader’s Tommy Gundam, fires its gun at George’s Cape Gundam. George jumps back.
Kit: Your guard is down!
Kit shoots forward and slices George’s swords out of his hands. George falls back and regains his stance.
George: You knaves are starting to become a nuisance, so it ends now!
All of Cape’s cape flaps fly up.
George: ROSE BLIZZARD!!!!
Hundreds of bits fly out and surround the two Gundams.
Kit: This looks bad.
Leader: Yeah, I say we’re fucked.
All the bits open fire and the two Suits are forced to jump around I defense. Tommy Gundam fires the gun into the cloud taking out a couple of bits; Kit uses the head guns to stop a couple too. A beam comes down and takes out the Tommy Gundams gun.
Kit: And it’s getting worse!
Allenby: Mobile Suit damage critical. Energy levels dropping. Destruction immanent!
Sister Gundam lumbers towards her fallen Suit.
Allenby: Purity Mode? Well, what do I have to lose?! Purity Mode Activate!!!
Faye Gundam rises up, blue faerie wings spread from the Suits back. The wings glow and start releasing a glittery dust into the air. “Little Busters” from FLCL starts playing.
Nun: So you’ve gotten yourself some new little wings, so what you still won’t defeat me!! WAIT!! I CAN”T MOVE MY SUIT WON’T MOVE!!!!
Allenby: Rain may have done this first, but I’ll do it better!! Cupid’s Arrow!!
Faye Gundam puts its right index and middle finger to its “lips” and blows a kiss, forming a little pink heart, with the point pointing away from Faye Gundam; she runs her fingers from the back backwards forming a shaft. Then a pink bow forms out of energy.
Allenby: Fire!!!
The shot pierces Sister Gundams chest taking the Suit down.
Allenby: (laughs) Feel the power of love! Whoa1
Faye powers down and falls to one knee.
Kit: Allenby!!!!
George: Got you now knave!!!
Leader: WATCH OUT!!
The bits gather and all fire at Kit from one direction. (Sort of defeating the point of bits)
Tommy Gundam leaps in front of the blasts, blocking Kit. Tommy Gundam falls to the ground.
George: Foolish knave! (The smoke clears) Wait, where is the other knave!?!
Kit: (Hyper Beam Rifle to Capes back) Behind you.
Kit fires a shot through Cape’s body. Cape Gundam sinks to the ground.
Kit: Allenby!
Kit runs up the Suit and into the cockpit. Allenby is laying on the ground.
Kit: (picks her up into his arms) (panicked) Allenby! Allenby!
Allenby: (slowly opens her eyes) (weakly) Kit.
Kit: Don’t talk, are you alright?!
Allenby: Yeah.
George: (Gundam rising) Not for long.
His bits rise and target Faye Gundam.
George: NOW THIS ENDS!!
An anti-ship missile impacts into the cloud of bits.
George: What the…
Two more hit his Suit, it falls and another hits its chest.
Aveian: (Vid-screen) Told ya I got your backs, looks like he’s dead.
George: (Suit rising with a struggle) Damn you knaves, you won this round, but I’ll return!
Cape Gundam flies off.
Kit: Do you think you can make it back to the ship?
Allenby: No, you’ll have to carry me.
Kit: Well if I have to… (They both smile) climb on1
Allenby climbs onto his back and Kit exits the Gundam and runs back to the ship.
Allenby: Uuuum, you’re warm.
Kit: Quit it you’re makin me blush.
Allenby: And you smell nice too. (Giggles)
Kit: Tease.
Allenby: Don’t provoke me.
Kit enters the ship and sets Allenby down on her bed.
Kit: I gotta go out and retrieve the Suits.
He feels a tug on his jacket.
Allenby: No, stay and keep me company.
Kit: Sorry, Aveian and you are injured so I have to do it, but I promise when I’m done we can spend all the time you want with each other. Okay?
Allenby: Alright.
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George enters the room Domon, Sora and The man are there.
The man: You failed.
George: (on one knee, head low) I know I ask of your forgiveness.
Domon: IDIOT!!! ( kicks George in the chin, knocking backward) And worst of all you endangered my Allenby!!!
The man: Now Domon, that thought process is counter productive, killing Kit is the prime objective, no matter how appealing the woman may be, isn’t that right Sora?
Sora: (through teeth) Yes, leader. (Thinking) pervert!
The man: well, since you failed George, it’s your turn Argo.
Argo: Argo no fail you!!! Argo will kill Kit Sune!!!
The man: Very good Argo, make sure you do.
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(Ending music)
Kit jumps back into Allenby’s Suit. He sits down and looks down at the control panel.
Kit: humph, (holds something up) I knew it!
He sets it down it’s a picture of him.
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He enters Allenby’s room. She’s asleep. Kit pulls her sheets over her and shuts the light heading for his room.
Kit: She loves me.
Ja Ne
(Outlaw Star ending music)
Foxxy: who doesn’t love Kung-Fu Nuns?! Well I know one person, but she sucks! But then again if she’s reading this she doesn’t. In the next installment we meet another new character! An awesome Prince Type person! And boy can he kick ass! Next episode: In Soviet Russia… You better get ready!
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