myOtaku.com: JD Person

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Birthday
• 1990-02-12
Gender
• Male
Location
• in my own little universe, the entrance to which is somewhere in inkster michigan
Member Since
• 2005-03-25
Occupation
• slacker/writer/brooding mystic/spaz/idiot/confused wandering lost soul/puppy [in joke] Straight, brown haired Eiri Yuki
Real Name
• J-D, Got it memorized?

Personal

Achievements
• i've managed to spend 10 years in school and never had a girlfriend, thats an achievment in its sadness. but i've been in school 12 years now...
Anime Fan Since
• i first saw Gundam Wing
Favorite Anime
• Chobits, Gundam Seed,excel saga, Bleach, Naruto, Ergo Proxy, Blood +, Myhthical Dectective Loki Ragnarok, Makai Senki Disgaea, Tokko, Pucca, Gravitation, Ikki Tousen, Full Metal Panic, Kare Kano, Blue Gender, GITS, Cromartie High, inuyasha,.hack,kenshin,
Goals
• to gain good friends and to meet up with "someone" over the summer.
Hobbies
• writing my Flamer Fic, surfin' the net, training with various weapons
Talents
• annoying people, being crafty in times of trouble

myOtaku.com: JD Person

Wednesday, July 5, 2006

SPLOSIONS!!!!
yeah yesterday was pretty random
but hell
thats why you Peoplezez come here!

i did like you comments
just wished you'd have said something about the quotes...

oh well...

yeah, today i have crap to say!

first of all i had the wierdest dreams
they were basically a trilogy of movies
i woke up after each one

first movie: I'm riding in my dad's car, when i see a familiar face in a window of a pizza resturaunt. so i fake i have to go to the bathroom, and i go into Little cesar's. inside is the one just for me. we get all glompy, then she says knew i came this way, and was waiting for me, for a while...

so here i come out of the resturaunt, my face now shiney and pink, my clothes and hair dishevoled, pulling my love by her hand, her giggling and admiring her work. we jump into the back of my dad's car. he asks sees her and says he knows why i took so long, he ask's whats going on, and i basically just tell him that we're not going to see the fireworks anymore, i'm going to go make some. i get back to my house with my girl, we enter my room, and pick up where we left off.

next movie, i'm leading her into an apartment. i tell her that i just wanted to play around in my mom's house, being as i missed that chance before, and that i live here. i even have a roomate. we enter and see a shirtless Sean William Scott, with 5 o'clock shadow, in baggy cargo pants, smoking. she comments that i live with this guy, i tell her he is a good guy, he just hates shirts, shaving, belts and working, but he's cool to hang out with. i call him stifler, and i tell him that she's mine, so no touchy, also, get used to sleeping on the couch, because we're going to be using the room a lot, and there's no room for his bed anywhere else. he just gets a drink, scratches himself and starts playing some sort of a video game with a large joystick, i think i flight simulator. my and my lover go into our new room, which is quite accurate in looking like two single guys live there, enjoy eachothers company, and plan out our future. she saved money for art school, and has a job already, she applied before she got here, and she can cover rent and her food. i tell her i already have that all covered, and all she has to focus her time and money on is pleasure...

movie three: she says that we need time apart, that i'm too demanding and depressing, and that the fact i live with stifler, who we see in the same clothes watching porn, is kinda gay. she found this really sensitive guy at the coffee shop she works at, and he's fun, sweet, caring, and kind. we're still going to be friends, and she's sorry things didn't work out. she walks off, and i go into my room, flop down on my bed and die inside, stifler yells from the other room if he can have his bed back, i tell him he can when he gets a job, "you jobless retard fuck!"

we all meet at my moms house for a BBQ, my ex says she's going to bring her new guy, she shows up alone, and i ask where her mystery lover is. she says he's coming, he just said he had to pick a few things up, "he suprises me."

then a large suv pulls up, obviously expensive enough, but then its also tricked out.

i ask who this guy is, she replies Ben Afleck. then Ben Afleck gets out of the truck, but he isn't a movie star in this story, he's just Ben Afleck. so Ben Afleck greets us all, and takes grasp of my soul mate, and kisses her, she giggles and kisses her back. we then all stand around talking, and it seems like the two of them are really in love, but it seems for all the love Ben afleck has for my love, he has no respect, he doesn't let her do anything, and babies her. when we all sit down i ask "Ben Afleck, where'd you get all this money?" he tells me he came into it. after a while i ask what Ben Afleck's future plans are with my love, he says that he's going to pay for her life with his money, so she never has to work in her life. my love laughs and goes "Ben Afleck, you're so silly, i'm going to become an artist, and make animes, as soon as i get out of art school." Ben Afleck starts laughing and says "Art school, you can't draw. don't worry, i took all that Art School money and bought all this with it, that sure must have been one hell of a school, but you could never make it." my love looks shocked and heart broken. she goes to speak but i jump up "you spent the art school money..." i seethe. "yeah." Ben Afleck says casually. "she dreamed all her life to go there, and you just spent it..." Ben Afleck looks shocked and says 'looks like you haven't let go yet, but she picked me, not you JD." "thats it!" i say. Stifler chimes in, still with no shirt and his boxers hanging out "she spent the art school money?" he says. "yeah." i reply. "I'm shoving a sledge hammer up his ass!" Stifler exclames. "my idea exactly." i say, running down to a red Wrangler and grabbing a large, two handed sledge hammer. "Very funny guys." Ben Afleck says, infereing that we were friends for a while before i even met my/ his girl. i run up the drive with the hammer 'i'll shove it up Ben afleck's ass!" stifler shouts, crushing his plastic cup of beer in rage. "no, i'll do it!" i say, with a sadistic happiness. "HOLY SHIT! He's serious!" everyone besides me, stifler and Ben Afleck nod and go um-hmmm. Ben Afleck starts running. "i'm going to kill you Ben Afleck!" i yell. i shover the shaft of the hammer towards his ass crack, my sight in tunnel vision. but he starts to move and the shaft just hits the inside of his ass cheek. then i buckle over and my sight black for a second. "what the hell is your problem?!" Ben Aflecks says. "You ruined our lives!" i say, holding my stomach. "i just did what was best for her, she chose me afterall, i knew she's not smart enough to get anywhere in life, she didn't know what she needed, i'm just giuding her, she NEEDS me." Ben afleck says. Then he falls over, stifler stands behind him with a shovel, Ben Afleck starts bleeding heavily from the head. "You killed ben Afleck you dumb fuck!" i yell. "Oh No! are you okay?!" My love yells, and i hear feet approuching. "Great, now she feels back for him, and she's going to hate me!" i say, then i feel arms around my neck, and lips on my face. "i hope Ben afleck didn't hurt you *kiss kiss kiss* i'm so sorry, *kiss* Ben Afleck was an asshole! *kiss kiss* forgive me! *kiss* i need you *kiss* i want you *kiss kiss* take me back! *kiss kiss kiss kiss*!" she stares me in the eyes "i'm sorry i didn't see things before, you're the one for me, please tell me you feel the same wa..." my lips stop hers "Of course." i say standing up, with my hands guiding her shoulder up with me. "but how do we fix all this?" i say, looking at Ben Afleck's body. "i'll take care of that *points to Ben Afleck's corpse*." she says "but what about the art money?" i say. "did he put youi in his will?" asks Stifler. before anyone can answer i feel soft hands on mine, i look down and see my loves hands release my hand, revealing a ring on my finger. "never leave me again." the sweetest voice on eart tells me.

"you may now kiss up your cutie." a preacher says. beteween kisses my love says "i'm happy i wrote the vows." "me too." i say we run off together past stilfer, who still is dressed the same. we jump into a while limo with "Ben Alfeck," detailing crossed out on the car in several places, with "just married." painted over in electric pink. "Where to?" the chauffer asks. "the art studios we both answer."

end of the dream trilogy.

i'll end it there

and if not enough people comment, i'll re-post this...
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