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• 1990-02-12
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• in my own little universe, the entrance to which is somewhere in inkster michigan
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• 2005-03-25
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• slacker/writer/brooding mystic/spaz/idiot/confused wandering lost soul/puppy [in joke] Straight, brown haired Eiri Yuki
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• J-D, Got it memorized?
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• i've managed to spend 10 years in school and never had a girlfriend, thats an achievment in its sadness. but i've been in school 12 years now...
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• i first saw Gundam Wing
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• Chobits, Gundam Seed,excel saga, Bleach, Naruto, Ergo Proxy, Blood +, Myhthical Dectective Loki Ragnarok, Makai Senki Disgaea, Tokko, Pucca, Gravitation, Ikki Tousen, Full Metal Panic, Kare Kano, Blue Gender, GITS, Cromartie High, inuyasha,.hack,kenshin,
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• to gain good friends and to meet up with "someone" over the summer.
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• writing my Flamer Fic, surfin' the net, training with various weapons
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• annoying people, being crafty in times of trouble
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Thursday, July 6, 2006
A post that should have been called SPLOTIONS!!!!!!!!
Yeah, yesterdays post was supposed to be just a part of a post, but well my and Sean William Scott killing Ben Afleck took up too much room...
sad thing is Ben Afleck is one of my favorite actors of all time! he's so uber cool,
so i dream about shoving a sledge hammer up his ass and killing him with a shovel...
i'm crazy.
well lotsa stuff happened yesterday, well two days ago who aren't fluent in JD [inferior beings!] infact a lot happenned today, so who knows, things may be a day behind for a while.
well yesterday was my mom's b-day. she's 52. i got her a couple bails of hay, its for her bow, she doesn't want to shoot a hole in the garage, so i got her hay. i got her a long bow a while back because she wanted a bow, she wanted a compound bow, but since she always says "thats too modern," i got her a friggin long bow! yeah, and she's no kikyo, she's not even kagome when she is inexplicably a horrible archer for one episode. yeah she really sucks, of course the bow has a 50lb pull, but its her fault.
she started shooting them off, and everyone else decided to join in, my 6'3 older brother has a harder time shooting that thing off, and his vegan girlfriend, oh my dear lord, that girl shoots so weakly she's going to hit herself in the foot. they had so much fun they said they may come over and do this for fun.
then, after watching these 3 screw up, i go in there and fire off a few rounds, my bro goes "lets see the archer try." i guess i'm a archer because i used to get up at five in the mourning so my parents cound drag me to a gym full of rednecks who taught me how to shoot, i still suck, but my suck is minimalcompared to their suck.
my bro also brought his/my doggy shadow. shadow looked around for a while for Binkie, Binkie taught him to fight, she was his master, rival, and i think he tried to bang her. once he realized she wasn't there, he just went outside and wouldn't come in. Weanim [worst EVA reference EVER!] was a lot happier to have a doggy friend, but shadow was depressed. when my bro tried to bring him inside he rolled over on his back and cried.
Shadow then noticed that Nikki, my next door neighbor Corey's female doggy was outside. now shadow is a real playboy, even after he left with my bro a few years ago, we still found blood around the front gate, and my doggies never got out, i guess some girls were looking for shadow...
well he used to have sex with Nikki a lot, then Corey got another girl named casper, and shadow bedded her, well after he slept with her sister nikki hated him, so when shadow came back he tried to get some booty, and it looked like he was about to get him some, even though weanim kept barking [i replied "Penel', stop cock-blocking!"] but corey's dad frank took nikki away, so shadow got blue balled...
i feel bad for shadow, he lives with my dad's dog buddy, buddy is really gay, he licks shadow's penis a lot, like if shadow is standing getting petted, buddy'll come up and filate him, shadow will then commence trying to kill buddy. poor shadow, all he gets are guys. but i respect shadow, he will not settle for prison sex!
yeah, my brother got some chinese fire crackers, he lit a buch off a almost scared the pee out of his lover. it was funny. he launched off a bunch, and at the very loud grand finale his girlfriend, who is afraid of fireworks, was clinging to him like he was a life preserver. i looked over at him while that happened, his girl wrapped around him, cigar in his mouth, he just nods like "yeah, life's good." i really envied and respected him then.
he lit all the fireworks with his cigar, and sense the firecrackees were so crappy, we never knew if they had all gone off, so when my brother stroled out there, cigar in mouth his girl was all "no don't go! be careful!" and he just casually stroled back. so cool!
i gained the log on codes of two new sites today, in exchange for mine. we trust each other, so its all good.
Absolute Power ch.17 will be done soon!
quote:
me and my bro discussing his fruit scented cigar.
Bro: ah, peach blossom scentsation, what you smokin, "cuban." "old english, how about you?" "faggy candy fluff!" or fairy candy fluff.
me: ad in fruity "faggy fairy fruity candy fluff."
him: alliteration is see, how about fantastic
me: ever better...
together; fabulous!
me: fabulous faggy fairy fruity candy fluff!
Andrea: [my bro's love] What are you two doing?
Me: figuring out the most offensive homophobic alliteration for josh's cigar.
-AP Comments-
Aveian: cigars are for self centered egotists.
Me: thats my brother alright...
Kit: you too.
Foxxy: and you bro.
Sora: I'm a candidate too.
draco: as am i...
Me: we all are...
HAIL ZEON!!!!
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