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Friday, July 7, 2006


lotsa fun!
well, it appears i have disturbed several people as of late.

either with dreams involving my lover being stolen by Ben Afleck, or about my dog's sexual escapades. but really, can you expect anything else from me? i mean really, as you can all recall, i devoted an entire post to underwear, how lipstick commercials turn me on more than porn, i've sted several times that voice actor Crispin Freeman is better than Chuck Norris, i posted a semi-graphic sex scene as my quote of the day, i often quote Jonny X-Treme for no apparent reason, i call my dog weenim, i had hampsters named miroku, Sango, kagome and Koharu, i went from wanting to be a cryptozoologist to a voice actor.

I'M NOT NORMAL!!!!!!!

well today me and my dad argued a lot over his fruity little dog. he says buddy isn't orally raping shadow, he's just helpling him clean. yeah, tell that to Micheal Jackson, he was just helpling those boys clean...

my dad's dog is a bi-sexual rapest. he licks shadow's man parts, he molests Penel, he humped me, [i beat him savagely for that] he humped my aunt, he humped my brother, he humped my brother's transexual friend Jay. buddy pees on people for no reason, he peed on Weenim, he peed on me, he peed on my brother, he peed on my aunt, he peed on my brother's friend jay, he peed on andrea, he peed on my dad.

yeah, i hate buddy. he is not dog-like. i've showed him i'm stroonger, but he doesn't listen to me, because my dad always babies him he never has had the fear of god put in him, so he's a spoiled annoying brat. and my dad always gets pissed at me for repremanding buddy physically, so i tell him to keep valuing his dog over me. then i picked up weenim and went to sleep on the couch.

i drew today, after finding out o-zone is a romainian band, i had the brilliant idea to take 3 of my romainian characters, Draco, Draka, and Dracula Spitfire dancing insanely to the Numa Numa song...

well, draco and Dracula are dancing like spazzes, Draka is naked playing with her large breasts and provactivly covering her crotch area. except i'm still a crap artist, so its not all that good. i hope that the numbrer 1 fan of my story may re-draw the Numa Numa dance pic, but if not i may be getting a scanner soon, so it no matters really.

oh yeah, my brother owns two games for his x-box 360, DOA 4, and Rumble Roses XX. well you can tell he is a healthy man can you not?

i'm coming close to finishing ch.17. well by minimal standards its 115% done, but this is gonna be a longin, so who knows how far it will go...

do you guys like the random AP comments i putat the end, a close friend says everyone skips them?

is this true?

if it is i'll stop, because i waste a good 20 minutes at times coming up with good ones, so if its pointless i'll skip it.

speaking of Absolute Power read it fool!

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I"M GANNA FUCKEN KILLYOU!!!!
Out of all guys BEN AFLECK!!!!
IM GANNA KILL YOU....
It's embarrasing for the ring thing!!!!
AHHHH!
I mean out of all the guys why HIM!!!!!
....ahhhh...
*Sigh*
I was still cute how you stay with her...

BUT BEN!!!!!!
AHHHH!
I'm still ganna get you for this!!!!

-AP Comments-

Foxxy: Ben Afleck is the shit!

Kit: Dare Devil was so awesome!

Sora: Chasing Amy anyone?

Draka: Dogma!!!!!!!

Foxxy: The Christmas movie with the guy from The Sopranos!

Aveian: you are all insane...

HAIL ZEON!!!!!

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