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• 1990-02-12
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• in my own little universe, the entrance to which is somewhere in inkster michigan
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• 2005-03-25
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• slacker/writer/brooding mystic/spaz/idiot/confused wandering lost soul/puppy [in joke] Straight, brown haired Eiri Yuki
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• J-D, Got it memorized?
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• i've managed to spend 10 years in school and never had a girlfriend, thats an achievment in its sadness. but i've been in school 12 years now...
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• i first saw Gundam Wing
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• Chobits, Gundam Seed,excel saga, Bleach, Naruto, Ergo Proxy, Blood +, Myhthical Dectective Loki Ragnarok, Makai Senki Disgaea, Tokko, Pucca, Gravitation, Ikki Tousen, Full Metal Panic, Kare Kano, Blue Gender, GITS, Cromartie High, inuyasha,.hack,kenshin,
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• to gain good friends and to meet up with "someone" over the summer.
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• writing my Flamer Fic, surfin' the net, training with various weapons
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• annoying people, being crafty in times of trouble
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Saturday, July 8, 2006
Don't fuck with Dogma!
Dogma is well, Dogma in my family. its like every male member of my families favorite movie. it does not try too hard to be offensive! its not all that offensive, its funny as hell though.
i must say today was a great day. great conversations, very fun, very long. yeah, i'm so happy for the people i know and can communicate with.
yeah, i got a lotta great comments.
yes, lipstick commercials do turn me on more than porn. because well i like the lips, i like kiissing, i like kiss marks, i like the way glossed and colored lips look, i like watching a girl put gloss on. call me a pervert, i mean i guess i'm not quite right in the head, but ladies would you perfer a guy stare at you breasts or your lips?
yeah, i REALLY like lipstick commercials... luckily i now have discover the concept of "self control," yeah, i'm happy to be stronger now, it makes me feel like a better person. i've realized a person i thought always had more control than me, infact had a lot less, so yeah, now i feel even better. but then again i feel better for that person's weakness, i feel much better...
i'm watching countdown to doomsday, apparently aliens may kill us with asteroids, if the robots or global warming don't do it first. so we should colonize other planets, or become cyborgs.
tommorrow is UFC, Bitter Rivals. i really wanna see Tito Ortiz get the crap kicked out of him. Tito got punked by Forrest last time, but the judges gave it to him for some reason. of course the same people said that Royce Gracie wasn't intelligently defending himself, i hate the decisions in UFC a lot.
Then we have WWE, i really just watch it now to mock it. Dave Batista, this guy is clinically retarded, he can't wrestle, he can't sell moves, he can't even cut a promo, yet he has fangirls... and they had him win a fist fight with Mark Henry. i'm sorry, Mark Henry may be a suck ass wrestler, i mean super star [Thank you Joey Styles!] but he can fight. Rey Mysterio is their champ, Rey is a midget who has the stupidest finisher i've ever seen, it takes forever to set up, makes no sense phsyically, and looks stupid. also, he seems only able to leech off of Eddie Guerro's memory. Eddie never was that close to him, JBL was, and he does the triple suplex and the strut, and people boo him! how about Chavo? Eddie's nephew who he thought of as a brother, no Rey-Rey is the one Eddie would choose...
idiots.
my weeny dog is calmer now, i think shadow being a depressed little bitch made her stronger. my doggy is self dependent once again, i like it. she still cuddles with me, but she doesn't follow me everywhere like a wierd stalker. i'm happy i have my old doggy friend again.
i saw this new series, This Ugly Yet Beautiful World. and as it started i saw the six wierdest letters in the otaku venacular GAINAX...
DAMN IT NOT AGAIN!!!! but the first episode is damn good, leave it to GAINAX and Geneon to show me female lower nudity. i mean its EVA and Chobits, female nudity is demanded! plus Hikari is voiced by the VA that did Aisha from Outlaw Star, who was probably the first Anime Character i had a crush on. i just liked as Hikari floats in the tree the main character goes, "its a girl!" and as she floats down and we see her female bits his friend goes "yeah, its a girl alright." then a giant thing that looked like the 4th angel and something from Blue Gender. we it steals Hikari, so the main character randomly turns into a demon and beats it to near death, then as he's about to slay it he sees the look of pain in its eyes, he stops. okay at this point he and blown off its two limby-things, rand through its body, and smashed its skull several times, and he thinks not killing it is a gift? well the Angel/Blue falls off the cliff to where hikari is, and she says, with different eyes "whats that smell? you're dying, aren't you? i like that smell..." then the main character and his friend get there, and bits of the Blue/Angel are everywhere, and a splatter of its blood is on the cliff wall behind hikari. at this point i was like "what i wanna see is Lucy versus Hikari!" i don't know how Hikari killed it like that, all i know is that she talks to her other half, who kills things, and talks like Freya, so yeah, i must buy the series, cept its just started, so i'll be right on the forefront of This Ugly Yet Beautiful World viewing.
i like the promo says "from the makers of EVA and FLCL." yeah, screw Gunbuster, Kare kano, IGPX, not to mention everything Geneon made. course it is GAINAx's 20 aniversary, so i guess the get all the cred, and i know that EVA and FLCL are the two most popular GAINAX shows in america, so whatever.
must write more Absolute Power i hope you read
quotes:
no one commented last time, so i'll post it again.
Aveian: (crying out) Oh God Sora! Why are you… How can you… Oh God, stop, just stop!
Sora: (going even harder) What kind of soldier are you? (throws her body back, hair throwing sweat everywhere, her nail leaving more tracks down his chest) you can’t take a little torture? I guess I have to show you just what happens when you get captured… (Gives him even more)
Aveian: (almost hyperventilating) You are messed up in the head Sora…
Sora: (leaning in on her trapped lover) When you’re captured and tortured, the only way out is to give you captor (in his ear, her lips leaving bits of crimson on him) everything she wants…
Sora gives him so much more; Aveian goes crazy, grasping at everything, his lungs and heart going crazy.
Aveian: W-What the hell do you want from me… you crazy bitch…?
Sora: Tisk, tisk, tisk, such naughty language. First I want you to admit how weak and pathetic you are, that you are my pathetic helpless slave, and that I’m you’re seductive, irresistible master.
Aveian: And what if I don’t…
Sora gives him a reminder.
Sora: I’ll keep fucking your brains out and, (reaches into her makeup case, and produces a crimson industrial marker, removing the cap) I’ll have to show everyone just how weak you are, by branding you.
Aveian: Foxxy has done worse…
Sora: A-Cup might write “cutie,” on your arm in glitter pen. But me, I’ll write “slave,” across your forehead, “helpless,” down one arm, “weakling,” down the other. “pathetic,” across your cheek, “Sora’s powerless prisoner,” over your chest, “sex-toy,” on the front of your neck, cover your neck and chest with hickies and write “Sora’s,” on each one. I leave big ones.
Aveian: I’ll just wash it off…
Sora: This doesn’t come off for weeks, and just to be sure I’ll steal all your clothes. You need to make these soldiers respect you, kinda hard to do as a branded helpless boy-toy.
Aveian: Then I’ll get rid of that!!!
His eyes focus, then widen.
Sora: (sliding back up) You can’t focus when you feel like this. Now except my offer, or except my brands…
Aveian: I hate yo-ou-ou-ou…
Sora: Say it!
Aveian: (groans, moans) I’m your helpless… weak… pathetic… slave…
Sora: Keep going!
Aveian: Your property… your toy… yours to use how… ever you want…
Sora: AND?
Aveian: You are my owner, my master, I belong to you…
Sora: Good boy.
Aveian: Now stop…
Sora: No, now part two!
Aveian: Part two!
Sora: Yeah, I never said that was it… silly Aveian.
Aveian: What else do I do?
Sora: Well all that good, great, phenomenal sex must make you tired hungry, you should eat something.
Aveian: What?
Sora: (points to herself) This…
-AP comments-
beating my bleeding lifeless corpse about psychically.
Aveian: Stop posting that!
Me: [bloood from face leaving a streak down the wall] you can't kill me, i'm immortal!
Aveian: then i'll just hurt you more!
Sora: [in see-through red lace lingerie, drunk off her ass] Aveian! stop playing with him and play with me!
Aveian: [dropping me from quite a height on my face] you got lucky...
follows Sora into the bedroom [insert wild sex fantasy here]
HAIL ZEON!!!!!!
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