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• 1990-02-12
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• in my own little universe, the entrance to which is somewhere in inkster michigan
Member Since
• 2005-03-25
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• slacker/writer/brooding mystic/spaz/idiot/confused wandering lost soul/puppy [in joke] Straight, brown haired Eiri Yuki
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• J-D, Got it memorized?
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• i've managed to spend 10 years in school and never had a girlfriend, thats an achievment in its sadness. but i've been in school 12 years now...
Anime Fan Since
• i first saw Gundam Wing
Favorite Anime
• Chobits, Gundam Seed,excel saga, Bleach, Naruto, Ergo Proxy, Blood +, Myhthical Dectective Loki Ragnarok, Makai Senki Disgaea, Tokko, Pucca, Gravitation, Ikki Tousen, Full Metal Panic, Kare Kano, Blue Gender, GITS, Cromartie High, inuyasha,.hack,kenshin,
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• to gain good friends and to meet up with "someone" over the summer.
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• writing my Flamer Fic, surfin' the net, training with various weapons
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• annoying people, being crafty in times of trouble
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Tuesday, July 11, 2006
if you think i'm insane now...
yeah, you guys all think i'm crazy from reading my posts, if only uou knew me...
first off, my hips are very tight, and wider than my shoulders, i also have a good, curvy, firm ass. i work my stomach and i'm obsessed with my hair.
and need i remind you, i'm a boy!
yeah, so i've been trying to learn to shake my ass provocatively, and i'm not sure if i can. because i can't see my own ass, but i sure don't feel sexy doing it... man, slutty girls must practice a lot, i really wanna learn how to do it, but i don't have a ho to teach me...
oh yeah!
i also wanna get a lower back tatoo and a navel piercing. i know, i'm really wierd.
so yeah, i wanted to see the conversion of sizes for guys and chics, and i actually think my waist is smaller than the close friend i was arguing with, i'm a size 6 or 8, oh well, if i had no organs i could be a size zero. i think she is a size 10 or something [dude if you said a size too big we're gonna die!] Hell Hath No Fury like A Pissed Off Chick. yeah so i feel good, if only i new how to shake my ass! curse my whiteness, and the fact i'mm male, and never tried it before... fuck i'm stupid sometimes.
so disugaged by my lack of boot-shakin abilities i decided to do a whole bunch of sit ups, to help me at least look damn sexy. i guess if worst comes to worst i can look really hot failing to correctly shake my junk.
i'd say "i'd fuck me." but i wouldn't, i think i'm literally slightly homophobic, i kinda get creeped out by some gayness. well actually not real gay guys, mostly yaoi and shounen-ai. loveless is really damaging my ego field [i wonder if i was forced a bunch of shounen ai hentai if i'd release LCL] i can take some of it, mostly if i'm not jealous of the situation, setogrl19's BG is one example, i totally love the pic, except that is yaoi, if it was a girl and a guy i'd be like "Holy shit dude! tightness!" but instead i'm jealous, no fair that gay dudes get the cool stuff. i can handle Zabuza x Haku, there is no way on earth you can make me jealous of Zabuza, and for some reason i can tolerate, and actually like the pairing of Yzak x Dearka, hell i cheer them on, i mean they are soooooooooooooo gay for eachother! and that doesn't bother me for some reason, i am jealous those two pretty boys have to be so gay, but i don't mind it.
but back to me. i love me. i take 40 minute showers, 10 minutes of that is me stripping into the mirror then groping and feeling myself up. i'd say i'd like to make out with myself, but i'm not sure if i'm a good kisser, plus i love the fairer sex too much, so i guess i'm just kinda gay for myself. well its not like i feel "good" in that way from dancing in the mirror, dso i guess i'm not gay at all, i'm just interested in myself.
that commercial is a lie, i look hella good when i glisten, maybe because i'm marilyn manson gone right. i'm those precious uber-effeminent anime character come to life, cept no shounen-ai for me. i must say i like being me, to a point, i do want to get slightly stronger so i can defend the fact i'm so effemininent, by fist usually. and i mean how much would it suck to lose to a guy with a belly button piercing, lower back tattoo, painted nails [i will once i feel i can use my hands to strike down my enemies] and who can shake his ass like shakira and glisten.
it would suck horribly.
well, i'm still trying to put music up, but it doesn't work. i wish i knew how to shake my ass, but i think its impossible.
writing Absolute Power if you think what goes on in the AP section is bad... maybe this chapter is nott for you...
-quote-
Church: Comence operation "circle of confusion."
Tucker: But it looks more like a triangle...
Church: What?
Tucker: Triangle of confusion, it looks like we're forming a triangle...
Church: Fine Triangle of confusion, rhombus of terror, prabola of mystery, just get the god damned show on the road!
-AP comments-
Foxxy: [in her bra, belt off, capri pants drooping past her panties, showing her moves] i can do it! its soooooooooooo easy! except i can't explain how to because... *thud* Draco, is your nose bleeding, are you okay?
Draco: Yeah... better roll over before i drown...
Aveian: [breathing hard, groaning with effort] Better not look behind the couch.
Sora: [whining while she's moaning] But i like when people watch!
Kit: [sitting on the couch Aveian is behind, watching TV and eating cheetos] She scares me.
HAIL ZEON!!!!
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