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Birthday
• 1990-02-12
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Location
• in my own little universe, the entrance to which is somewhere in inkster michigan
Member Since
• 2005-03-25
Occupation
• slacker/writer/brooding mystic/spaz/idiot/confused wandering lost soul/puppy [in joke] Straight, brown haired Eiri Yuki
Real Name
• J-D, Got it memorized?
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Achievements
• i've managed to spend 10 years in school and never had a girlfriend, thats an achievment in its sadness. but i've been in school 12 years now...
Anime Fan Since
• i first saw Gundam Wing
Favorite Anime
• Chobits, Gundam Seed,excel saga, Bleach, Naruto, Ergo Proxy, Blood +, Myhthical Dectective Loki Ragnarok, Makai Senki Disgaea, Tokko, Pucca, Gravitation, Ikki Tousen, Full Metal Panic, Kare Kano, Blue Gender, GITS, Cromartie High, inuyasha,.hack,kenshin,
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• to gain good friends and to meet up with "someone" over the summer.
Hobbies
• writing my Flamer Fic, surfin' the net, training with various weapons
Talents
• annoying people, being crafty in times of trouble
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Wednesday, July 12, 2006
These people are my FRIENDS!!!!
yeah, i love you guys too!
thanks a lot for dissin my while i spill my guts.
but i don't really care.
i mean you guys know how i love to rant.
so you just gave me fodder.
Artist: THANK YOU!!!! SOMEONE HERE HAS SEEN RED VS. BLUE!!!!! THAT KICKED ASS!!!! As for the AP part, you're one horny dog, aren't u?? Dude, only gay guys shake their asses like friggin Shakira.
I'm not gay, in fact i remember you were jealous of my mate at one time, so i'm gay? ya know who's gay? you're ex-girlfriend! Hooo-yah! take that person! by the way artist, could you please talk to mir more? she scares me, she scares me a lot. and how is wanting to learn how to dance seductivly gay? i just want to be sexy for the one i am to spend my life with. also, i'm not that horny, i just am into writing sexy scenes right now, its not like i'm turned on by what i'm writing, i'm just writing a lot of carnal scenes now. and believe me, if you think what you've seen is bad, fear ch.17! but i am a dog, i'm such a cute and lovable puppy!
Sakabato Samurai: dude, you got issues. i suppose its ok to be like that as long as you like girls and can kick as tho. i really didnt need to hear about your bathing practices....or aveian and sora.....it would be horrible to looseto a guy like that...i find shonen-ai and yaoi highly disturbing...heres another something freaky: there was an ad on late night tv for "guys goner wild" *shudders, vomits, then dies*
okay, first of all. who the hell is guys gone wild marketed to? i saw comercials, those guys aren't that good looking. and really is the main problem of most females that TOO FEW ugly men want to show them their penises? [peni?] and most gay guys are well groomed, so they can pitch and catch on demand too. i think they are meant for ugly women and slovenly sodomites. chicks and gay dudes who can't even get pity sex, and really, are there that many women or gay guys that are that ugly? i mean most guys are pretty willing to show their equipment, maybe the tapes just say "ask a real guy and you'll actually get sex!"
also, i assure you i like the girl folk, just because i like feminine stuff doesn't mean i don't like girls, in fact i'd be quite the womanizer if i wasn't so shy and inclined to monogamy. i enjoy the ladies, to the most part for me they are beautiful sights to be viewed from afar and not approuched or touched.
and believe me, the description of my bathing habits you know is so much less disturbing than what i haven't told you. like i shampoo the carpet as well as the drapes, and i condition the carpet too, its fluffy enough, so my boxers smell like peaches, ocean breezes and herbal essences. see now me strip teasing myself isn't that creepy.
and you are another loyal AP reader, ch.17 will hurt you deeply, its got so much sex.
like i said before i don't mind shounen ai or yaoi until they get cooler stuff than me, then i dislike it.
and it does suck to loose a fight to me, but so many do, poor bastards.
sweet kisses: hey! nice post! everyone acts weird when they're by themselves but most don't tell the whole world... have a nice day! ~ you are K-R-A-Z crazy!
Well i do tell the world, cuz i wanted ass shakin tips, plus i want everyone to know how wierd i am. i mean its no fun to be crazy if no one knows it. besides, you want to interview me, isn't it more fun to interview a person as wierd as me than a normal guy?
inu kagome 4life: lolll..damn jd ur freakin us and every1 out...lolll....damn..
luvie and kira
inu kagome 4life
well if you weren't freaked out by now i'm suprised this pushed you over the edge. i'm sorry if i ever made you believe i'm normal, but i wasn't trying, sorry to misguide you.
Kitties Pup: your way to scrany if your a size 6or 7 in female...damn what bout your Privet area...you can't be that small on your waist...thats why it's ment for females...hehe
damn and get away from my size!
yeah, i'm not scrawny, i'm sleek, sexy and curvy. and my private parts are just another curve, a large, unavoidable, above average curve, but a curve none the less. and i'm jealous girls get all the cute shirts and jeans, all the lovey, cute, kissy, adorable clothes are for girls, its no fair! and besides, i have a feeling i'm skinnier from you. which i realize is akin to a declaration of war against a female, so bring it on!
Pleiades Rising: Shakin' of junk in said trunk is probably no easy feat. I imagine it would start off as mere shudder, and THEN progress to an open tailgate slamming around while driving over speed bumps. Practice!
I think we're all some sort of voyeur. We don't see anything, but man, what visuals to imagine!
...see you sometime...
i'm confused. you have out crazied me. good job person!
and last and certainly the best,
the resident old guy
i mean "respected elder."
grifter-sempai!
well, actually on here i'm HIS sempai, but i'lll let him have the title for now...
Grifter99: O_O WTF!
I'm getting really worried about you, man. That's assuming you still wanna be one. Great Cesar's ghost, what's all this ass-wiggling talk?! And did you say you wanted a lower back tattoo and a navel piercing?! You're killing me! We've got to get some testosterone pumped into you STAT. Operation: Save your balls is in full effect.
I do wish to be a man. a sexy man! excuse me for liking to look good, i like my stomach, i think it would look good if i pierced my navel, and a lower back tat would look SO sexy! and since my pants ride low, and chicks love my ass [its been groped, slapped, complimented, blushed over, asked about...] it think if i worked the ass, had my shirt up showing off the tat, i was glistening while smelling like flowers and pheromones, i'd be on my back with nothing on but the girls lipstick an her on me in about the time it took her to sprint-tackle-dis-clothe-mount me. and as far as testosterone goes i have my fair share, i'm really competitive, like fighting, kinda horny [if i'm with the right girl] and pretty manly, its just the fact i don't ignore the estregen all males have that sets me apart, i like embracing femininity to lure in a girl so i can become a ,an is respectable, and pleasurable for me. i like being me. so save your testosterone, you can be uber-male, i respect that, but i enjoy being a pretty boy ass shaker/kicker. i may still need you to initiate that operation, but the perameters and goal may be slightly different. so in all i say i'm going to tat my back, pierce my navel, paint my nails, shake my ass, glisten, and land me a fangirl! if you're okay with the operation goiing something like that, then count me in sempai!
okay, well luckily that was a whole post. thanks random Peoplezez!
-quote-
i got nothing... part two of aveian and Sora's sex scene!
Aveian: Hell no.
Sora: Come on Aveian, (seductive tone) you know I’m so wet and tasty.
Aveian: Sora, you know I’m not going to do that.
Sora: Yeah, and I know you’re about to be fucked to the point where you’re crying and begging for mercy while I brand you with this industrial marker.
Aveian: I’m not going to…
Sora stops his words with her pelvis, she gives him several hard pushes, until he is gasping for air and his eyes are watering.
Sora: You going to eat your treat now?
Aveian: Fuck you….
Sora: (pleasured moan) Gladly.
Sora rides him even harder, to the point she is screaming with pleasure, Aveian grabs his pants, bites his lips, his eyes shift wildly.
Aveian: (under labored breathe) I can’t take it anymore… I’ll do it. Just stop it already Sora!
Sora: (licking her lips, still riding him) Beg me!
Aveian: Please stop! I’m begging you stop!
Sora: (giving him a very long, wet, deep, passionate kiss on the lips) Good boy!
Sora gets off him, but holds a special part of him in her hand.
Sora: (spreading her legs a little, pointing between them) Now get your tongue ready, move in slowly, don’t try anything…
Sora slides her fingers up, and Aveian immediately gasps with shock, Sora lets him loose and Aveian starts to lean in.
Sora: (putting her hands on the back of his head) And eat up!
Sora feels a new wetness inside her and leans back stretching on her arms.
Sora: That’s right, lick it all up! You know you love it, the taste, the softness, the wetness and tightness. You know you just want to eat it all u-u-u-up… What the hell?
Aveian: What’s wrong Sora? Can’t you take a little pleasure?
Sora: Stop groping my tits…
Sora looks down and sees Aveian is still quite occupied, but yet her chest is moving all around, and she is blushing quite badly.
Sora: How…
Aveian: First, as you can tell, I’m not talking, my tongue is “busy” so I’m using telepathy, I’m usually not very good at this, but being as I’m eating you out right now, I think the connection is good. Second, since this isn’t mind-cloudingly pleasurable for me, I can focus my telekinesis, and use it to grope your chest…
Sora’s breasts move up and are squished in a little, Sora leans even further back, moaning and blushing.
Aveian: Tease your lips…
Sora moans pleasurably and licks her lips.
Aveian: I can caress your whole body.
Sora falls flat on her back, half screaming, half moaning with pleasure; each breath is a loud cry of pleasure.
Aveian: And now you can’t use the marker.
It rises from the ground and the cap twists off.
Aveian: But I can.
It floats over and writes “slut” write above her pubic hair.
Aveian: I put my brand where only I can see it. But I’ll make you pay for what you were going to put on me.
Sora erupts in a orgy of pleasured moans, every once of air in her carries the sounds of carnal desire.
Aveian: Actually I like this flavor a lot.
He wraps his arms around her lower body and starts trying to get every last drop of her essence out of her. Sora slowly starts to sit back up, still blushing and breathing hard.
Sora: Wow, guess he really likes it.
Aveian: Da… ou…
Sora: Yeah, he likes it a lot!
Lays back and rubs Aveian’s bare and scratched chest with her thighs.
Sora: (relaxing into the pleasure) Yeaaaaaaaaah, I’ll have to make this up to you later, because this feels SO good!
-AP Comments-
Aveian: *hitting me with random furniture* Stop posting that scene.
Me: *spitting out blood* never!
Aveian: *shoots me several times*
Me: i'm going to have to write more scenes with you...
Foxxy: when do my scenes come in?
Me: way later.
Foxxy: damn... i'm so lonely...
me: poor Foxxy, Peoplezez, make her feel better!
COMMENT DAMN YOU!!!!!
HAIL ZEON!!!!!
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