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• in my own little universe, the entrance to which is somewhere in inkster michigan
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• 2005-03-25
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• slacker/writer/brooding mystic/spaz/idiot/confused wandering lost soul/puppy [in joke] Straight, brown haired Eiri Yuki
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• J-D, Got it memorized?
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• i've managed to spend 10 years in school and never had a girlfriend, thats an achievment in its sadness. but i've been in school 12 years now...
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• i first saw Gundam Wing
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• Chobits, Gundam Seed,excel saga, Bleach, Naruto, Ergo Proxy, Blood +, Myhthical Dectective Loki Ragnarok, Makai Senki Disgaea, Tokko, Pucca, Gravitation, Ikki Tousen, Full Metal Panic, Kare Kano, Blue Gender, GITS, Cromartie High, inuyasha,.hack,kenshin,
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• to gain good friends and to meet up with "someone" over the summer.
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• writing my Flamer Fic, surfin' the net, training with various weapons
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• annoying people, being crafty in times of trouble
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Wednesday, July 19, 2006
GASP!
*long, shocked, squeaking gasp*
Asaba... not have fangirls? my world is shaken, up is now purple, down is now Sasquatch. how could he not be popular?
i'm so confused...
BUT!
i got "bish" slapped, which means i'm a bishounen pretty boy! HURRAY PRETTINESS!!!!!!!
yeah, yesterday i exercised until i almost fell down the stairs. see i wanted to tone my ass, so i would have a tight, sexy ass, so i went up and down the basement stairs for a hour. yeah, it sounds easy, try it, i assure you its not. i also did a hella lot of sit ups, with every up i said "i wanna be like Asaba!" it actually makes a good mantra for working out. yeah, once again i was glistening with perspiration, and smelling like rain and fruits. i my facial sweat was a little white and shimmered from my lotion [i was informed it is shimmer, not glitter] but apparently my secret platnium: mystic rain, deoderent kept me realitivly sweat free in the pits, and smelling pretty. yeah, i figure i'm burning calories, so i'll get rid of any excess fat i have, plus tome my ass and tummy. i still need to work on my pecs, the only exercise i know is push-ups, do you guys or gal-type Peoplezez know good chest exercises that are not bench press type things or require other major equipment? i must have pecs like Asaba! i really just want a flat chest, i have a chest like a 11 year old girl, its like a half inch of fat, but its still not flat, i must loose that, it is the least sexy thing about me, and until i rid myself of them i can't wear sexy shirts! plus i wanna shave my chest and any fat makes that hard. please my peoplezez, assist me on this, i want to be sexy like Asaba!
and yes, if i was built like Asaba, and i had a way to post it, my bg would be me with no shirt and a rose in my mouth, but there are many things in the way of that, and the first is my body, i must make it sexy, so if you can help. and really, girl-type peoplezez, you can help, girls work hard on their chests, so i know you know some tricks! help me! i really need the help.
i mean really, the chest is really the only area i need help in is my chest. i mean my face is uber cute/pretty, my hair is so good that girls can't help petting me, and my nails are so good i make girls jealous too the point the grab my hand and inspect my nails in astonishment! all i have to do is improve my chest and i'm set!
but i guess i could loose some wieght too, i'm just doing random exercise to burn off extra calories, so my body must improve at this pace!
you know, i really am like a woman, i want to be shaved and smooth, i'm constantly worrying about my skin, using speacial lotions, working on my nails, perfecting my hair, and i'm obsessed with my chest, waist and ass. and i'm doing all this because i want my mate to think i'm sexy. i guess all i need to do now is eat some ice cream, watch lifetime and cry 4 days a month. [i know, i know, low blow...] i can see me in the future, bawling, storming out of the bedroom "YOU DON"T THINK I'M SEXY ANYMORE!!!!" actually, on top of that, i really just want to cuddle, i love cuddling, i'm not "in the mood" much at all, can't we just cuddle. yeah, i value love over sex, i think my male membership is about up...
well, i'm going to try more to work out my body, because i wanna be sexy like Asaba! there we go, another feminine quality, jealousy over model's and imaginary character's bodies. i'm so girly.
Absolute Power 17 is still not here, blame the editting staff.
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clerks is the best movie ever
Woman: having a meaningful occupation means everything, thats why i manually masterbate caged animals for artificial insemination.
-AP Comments-
Kit: i assassainate people, and fight in mechs!
Aveian: i tell him who to kill.
Sylven: i try to kill the one just for me to kill.
Sora: i seduce, spy, and pilot.
Micrea: i rule... eventually.
Draco: i avenge, i'm an avenger!
Draka: i just seduce, then have sex with or kill them.
Foxxy: i'm cute, its a full time job!
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