myOtaku.com: JD Person

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Vitals

Birthday
• 1990-02-12
Gender
• Male
Location
• in my own little universe, the entrance to which is somewhere in inkster michigan
Member Since
• 2005-03-25
Occupation
• slacker/writer/brooding mystic/spaz/idiot/confused wandering lost soul/puppy [in joke] Straight, brown haired Eiri Yuki
Real Name
• J-D, Got it memorized?

Personal

Achievements
• i've managed to spend 10 years in school and never had a girlfriend, thats an achievment in its sadness. but i've been in school 12 years now...
Anime Fan Since
• i first saw Gundam Wing
Favorite Anime
• Chobits, Gundam Seed,excel saga, Bleach, Naruto, Ergo Proxy, Blood +, Myhthical Dectective Loki Ragnarok, Makai Senki Disgaea, Tokko, Pucca, Gravitation, Ikki Tousen, Full Metal Panic, Kare Kano, Blue Gender, GITS, Cromartie High, inuyasha,.hack,kenshin,
Goals
• to gain good friends and to meet up with "someone" over the summer.
Hobbies
• writing my Flamer Fic, surfin' the net, training with various weapons
Talents
• annoying people, being crafty in times of trouble

myOtaku.com: JD Person

Friday, July 21, 2006

Vanity Hurts!!!! [maybe its the pink sunglasses]
yeah, i just had to burn off more calories, reciting my mantra "i wanna be like Asaba-sama." [longer one for stair running] yeah so my legs hurt already, i can take it...

yeah, thats until i sat down, and all that lactic acid settled, my legs hurt so bad i wanted to amputate them, but being as that wouldn't help me get more fangirls, i decided not to.

yeah, but that was last night after i posted. lets talk about the day.

well i got up at 2:40 pm, took my shower, watched tourgasm, them my mom offered to take me shopping. in case you haven't realized it, i like shopping, because i'm so feminine. yeah so i donned my tightest shirt [sexxay!] my black shorts [make my theighs and ass look good, slimming] and my fabullous pink sunglasses and headed to the mall. in hot topic i realized that my steps to realize Asaba-like powers was working, these two uber-ditsy cheer leader type blondes kept following me and making eyes, if i looked at them they'd look away, but if i moved they followed me, always a few paces or a aile behind me. two of them, friends, and i had them hooked course maybe it was the pink sun glasses, same thing when i walked out, these two girls in the cafe lock onto me too. once again, a team of two, more on that later.

first stop was one deparment store, where i got lotsa pants [i have a lack of them, yes drool fangirls at my lack of pants] well i went into the changing room and some thingy beeped at me, so i flipped it off going "take that beepy thing!" then i dropped trou and gave it the ole fruit bowl, yeah, if there's a camera in there they got a show. i look so good in the mirror, when i look at myself i look like an eva with a belly and perky, firm man boobies. but if i look in the mirror i have nice definition in my arms, a shadow of at least a four pack of abs, and the makings of pecs. i thought dressing rooms were suppose to be un-flattering. i was in there wanting to take head shots! maybe its the pink sun glasses.

so next i went to another department store were i got more pants and some shirts, with cool heart designs [i love hearts, so cute!] manly heart designs, like KH style or tattoos, but still my favorite shape!

after that i realized i needed a belt, and i wanted the seat belt kind, so thats when i decided to go to Hot Topic. those seat belts are expensive, and the workers at Hot Topic scare me, but i have fangirls there, and i can't deny them the view. but damn is it hot in there, and i love how its so well lit now, and that they sell skater and even afro-american themed apparell. infact i didn't see a single pair of those baggy pants with chains, straps and stuff. and when i was at another store looking at south pole stuff it was all emo/skater. why do companies do that, i'm sorry, south pole was once basically for black dudes, and hot topic was for emo bitches. now they're trading places, i guess lotrell needed a maryln manson tall tee and peaches [the most emo person i know, i can't think of an emo name] needed a iced out razor blade medallion. asimilation is fun!

i also got nes shoes, and a gift for a speacial person, all in all it cost like $100 one place, $70 another, $25 at another, $30 at hot topic.

pants: $135
shirts: $20
new shoes: $35
belt: $30
Finding out you have uber-hot fangirls stalking you: Priceless

but really, it may have been the pink glasses, i mean they could have thought i was so hot in them like "i want to tear off all his clothes and fuck him!" or they could have thought the sunglasses meant something else and could be thinking "new gay best friend!"

i like i kept asking for more and more stuff, so my mom goes "is there no end to your greed?" i replied "depends on how much money you have."

i'm so much like a girl.

well after the little girl incidents i was bragging about how i get two girls at once, i'm going to have more fangirls than Asaba [she watches kare kano with me] and that i tried the Asaba strip tease in the dressing room, bragging about hoe good i look, how those girls love me, how women can smell and track commitment, and how hot and cute my sun glasses and shimmer lotion make me look she goes "there's no end to your ego either."

she's right too. i told a speacial person about y admirers and made them jealous, and i hurt that person to the point they lied to me telling me those girls were just playing mind games so that i would come over and they could hurt me, that 95% of the time thats whats happening. i believe that for a while, because my greatest fears are that i don't understand women, or that people are are tricking me and preparing to betray me. but i saw through the deception [ like a real ninja] by the fact that this person's emotions were wavering, and that they could not explain why a person would do that, and why they did it in the past, so i asked if they were lying, and when i was greeted with tears and aplologies, i thanked this person for wanting me so badly that they would try to trick me into distrusting and dis-valuing my fangirls. i'm glad to be cared for. and to have fangirls, but being cared for is better.

i learned a good chest exercise, i put an apple between my hands with my figer laced and pressed with my palms, now my chest hurts, hopefully not so bad i can't sleep like my legs were last night, i only got 3 hours of sleep.

Absolute Power iot was updated recently, and will be again soon.

-Quote-

me about my powers to attract two best friends at the same time with my hotness, or pink sun glassess.

Me: i destroy friendships!

oh yeah, i know all you guys wish you had fan girls/boys. i'm so happy to know i'm envied. my advice: get pink sunglasses.

-AP Comments-

Kit: i got a pair! *puts his on*

Sora: damn, those do look hot!

Draka: sure do.

Foxxy: So sexy!

Everyone: *looking at her* hUH!?

Foxxy: *turning away shyly, a little squeak of a voice* i said nothing...

HAIL ZEON!!!!!
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