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• 1990-02-12
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• in my own little universe, the entrance to which is somewhere in inkster michigan
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• 2005-03-25
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• slacker/writer/brooding mystic/spaz/idiot/confused wandering lost soul/puppy [in joke] Straight, brown haired Eiri Yuki
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• J-D, Got it memorized?
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• i've managed to spend 10 years in school and never had a girlfriend, thats an achievment in its sadness. but i've been in school 12 years now...
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• i first saw Gundam Wing
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• Chobits, Gundam Seed,excel saga, Bleach, Naruto, Ergo Proxy, Blood +, Myhthical Dectective Loki Ragnarok, Makai Senki Disgaea, Tokko, Pucca, Gravitation, Ikki Tousen, Full Metal Panic, Kare Kano, Blue Gender, GITS, Cromartie High, inuyasha,.hack,kenshin,
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• to gain good friends and to meet up with "someone" over the summer.
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• writing my Flamer Fic, surfin' the net, training with various weapons
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• annoying people, being crafty in times of trouble
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Tuesday, August 15, 2006
Foxes... BAD?!!!!!!!!!!!
yeah FireFox was the problem
so i have to use IE *cringe* to fix stuff.
great, now i can't be a holier than thou doche bag when i fix my profile.
my world is over... -^_^-
yes, at times wrestling is like yaoi, cept yaoi implies PRETTY boys, HHH is not pretty, nither is Sabu, Umaga, The great Khali, Kane, UnderTaker.
now Alex Shelley, if i were gay, IF I WERE, FUCK_DAMNIT IF ONE OF YOU CALLS ME GAY I'LL DECAPITATE YOU AND DEFICATE IN YOUR LYRNX!
-^_^-
...anyway, if i were gay, i'd be screaming for Shelley like a preteen girl at a Justin Timberlake concert. hell, if i looked like Shelly i'd pleasure myself into a mirror! i mean Shelley is HOT! 
i mean that in a way that i wouldn't mind looking like him. i wouldn't mind looking like Randy Orton either, he's handsome, and he's got a package like a cantelope, its kinda hard not to notice.
RVD is cool too, but i'd rather he was my friend, i wouldn't want to be so short, or have an ass like a sista, i mean Rob got BACK!
yes, so i could see the homo-eroyicism in pro wrestling, i mean the greeks did it naked, at least these guys wear pants.
but i know all you guys dislike it, but i dare you, DARE YOU to watch TNA Impact on Spike TV, and say you didn't like it, well actually, i'd say rent an old DVD at the video store, espcially Lock Down, or one with an Ultimate X, believe me, those matches convert people! my bro has done it right infront of me, its great to watch!
besides, for some reson you all love the senshi jokes, but you never want to watch him... [POR QUE!!!!!!!!!?] but the best thing about Senshi i that his voice sounds so wierd coming out of his body, i thought, based off the name, that maybe he on;ly spoke Japanese, and it was a voice over, like in godzilla movies.
but it is him talking, wich is really funny to watch.
and i mean you can watch the promos too.
i mean you get great ones like christian asking Santa for what it takes to make him champion, like [these are all jabs at the current champ, Jeff Jarret] orange sun glasses, a blonde pompadore, a acustic guitar, a shirt that says "Don't P*ss me off," and white pants. Jeff then comes out and talks crap, so Christian goes "i'm sick of verbilly abusing you Jeff, so come down here so i can physically abuse you, SLAP NUTS!"
or the unintentionally hilarious promos of Scott Steiner, Big papa pump, *snickers* the big bad booty daddy! whats great is the dramatic voice over guy had to say that, you know the guy that makes everything sound uber-dramatic and epic, saying "the big bad booty daddy!" yeah, scotty just yells incoherent insults in a fake angry voice, and seems to not understand the idea of punctuuation, or stopping at them, so he just ends up going "SamoaJoeorasicallhim"FatJoe"i'mnotafraidofthatfatbastardcausehewasbornwithanextrafatsouuuuuuhfatsoFATCELLsoi'mjustgoing- tojustsetalineofdonutsleadingawayfromtheringbecausethatfatbastardcan'tresistdonuts!"
yeah, biggest arms in the world, shortest fuse [hense the anger, half the measure, double the pointless rage] people say he's on steriods, actually, he puts colligen in his arms.
well, speaking of yaoi like content
i plan to watch Gravitation
because its on demand, free, and dubbed, so i think it makes a good intro to the world of yaoi, and will show me if i can handle the yaoi.
so my plan shall now commense.
shall write more of Absolute Power
Laharl x Flonne i know none of you care
but i'll keep requesting art of them.
-Quote-
more good promos
"i want to hurt you scotty, i want to make your children cry."
-Samoa Joe.
i love that line "i want to make your children cry." he says it so calm, kinda laughing, so sadistic. he's enjoying himself.
more wrestling...
-Senshi jokes-
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side,
Senshi did not give them enough time to surrender...
so many deaths.
-AP Comments-
Kit: *still throwing up*
Foxxy: *licking her lips and watching the hardcore Marane x Sylven oral action* Ummmmmmm, Sylven, get him! So hot! h god, i'm getting so horny...
Draco: *exuasted* I'll get naked now...
Foxxy: Fuck you! YAOI!!!! *pants unzip* mmmmmmmmmm. i like this... i like it a lot! *moans really loud* OH YEAH!
Draco: Anyone not disturbed yet?
HAIL ZEON!!!!!!!!!
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