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Birthday
• 1990-02-12
Gender
• Male
Location
• in my own little universe, the entrance to which is somewhere in inkster michigan
Member Since
• 2005-03-25
Occupation
• slacker/writer/brooding mystic/spaz/idiot/confused wandering lost soul/puppy [in joke] Straight, brown haired Eiri Yuki
Real Name
• J-D, Got it memorized?

Personal

Achievements
• i've managed to spend 10 years in school and never had a girlfriend, thats an achievment in its sadness. but i've been in school 12 years now...
Anime Fan Since
• i first saw Gundam Wing
Favorite Anime
• Chobits, Gundam Seed,excel saga, Bleach, Naruto, Ergo Proxy, Blood +, Myhthical Dectective Loki Ragnarok, Makai Senki Disgaea, Tokko, Pucca, Gravitation, Ikki Tousen, Full Metal Panic, Kare Kano, Blue Gender, GITS, Cromartie High, inuyasha,.hack,kenshin,
Goals
• to gain good friends and to meet up with "someone" over the summer.
Hobbies
• writing my Flamer Fic, surfin' the net, training with various weapons
Talents
• annoying people, being crafty in times of trouble

myOtaku.com: JD Person

Monday, August 21, 2006

Continuation: Part again.
once more i will write a little about Snakes On A Plane, because i got some interesting comments.
I am not risking alienating my friends and fans over Snakes On A Plane, though it was good enough to, i even said, in my post that i wasn't going to push people away over the movie, i just tried to clearify the movie so people who didn't understand it could better understand where i was coming from. i'm sorry if i insulted anyone, but i was just eliminating the problems and misconceptions.

now on to the ye olde grapplin show. WWE Sports Entertainment!
and i think they were damn right to call it that, cuz it sure as hell ain't wrestling.
me and my bro seriously just watch this shit to mock it. because WWE is so fake its funny. like DX vs. the Macmahons. Okay, off the bat 5 male cheerleaders attack DX, and some how those two old men defeat 5 men in like 3 seconds, when on different occassions they're had close matches, or flat on got their asses kicked by them. so they like throw the cheerleaders out of the ring, at the cheerleaders just go away, my bro is like "can no one get back in the ring?" so then 4 more guys come out and beat the shit out of DX, throw HHH through the break-away announce table, so HH is like layed out on the ground. and in the ring the macmahon beat the crap out of HBK giving him at least 3 finishing moves, and outside HH finally crawls into the ring, and HBK tags him in... okay, he had to CRAWL to the ring, but he gets tagged, and boom he's all energy...
as Hurricane would say: WASSUPWITDAT!!!!!!?
and then HBK starts kickin ass too! this proves how fake their wrestling is HHH wasn't really hurt, and no finishing really does anything, because HBK took 3 and still came back like he was a fresh man.
also, Hulk Hogan vs. Randy Orton. okay Randy is one of the best wrestlers i've ever seen, and Hogan has so many fake parts, hips, knees, neck parts, back. i mean reverything on this guy is five seconds from breaking. Randy beats him down, and pins him.
now everybody know, Hogan never, NEVER loses matches anymore, and the way he doesn't lose [he never legitimently wins] is always uber-LAME! so Orton has him pinned, and the ref counts 3, bt then notices that Hogan's leg is on the ropes.
okay, that third count ios dogmatic, its like a judges gavel, it is supposed to be unquestioned, infallible. but the ref says "i now noticed that Hogan's leg was on the ropes, the match is not over.
pkay, thats like a judge going "on second thought, the guy IS guilty, death penalty!" IT DOESN'T HAPPEN!
that fight was shit.
then there was this brutsal fight between Ric Flair, and Mick Foley. Flaoir ended up with like at least 100 thumb tacks in his back and arm. foley took barbed wire chops to the chest, then got a barbed wire bat to his arm. and you could see his shirt around his chest was soaked with blood, and the huge gashes in his arm, this fight was KICK ASS! Flair took the barbed wire and was taking and aimind one pice and its barbs, scraping it across foley's head, saying he'll tear out his eye. but the damn match ended when Foley's friend ran into the ring, completly out of character, but obviously scripted, and begged Flair to end it, he was about to clock her with the barbed wire bat, but Foley quit to save her. i remarked to my brother "WWE sure knows how to ruin good matches."
then there was a scene where all the "Divas" are telling the new girl she's not one of them yet, all mean and bitchy, then all of a sudden they're like "no, we're kidding! we like you!" then the new girl goes "so was that my initiation?" they go "no," as they surround her, "this is!" then they take her in the shower and have this wierd homo-erotic water/groping/ass slapping fight. it was so retarded, i was expecting like a gang-type initiation, that would have been great, but no, just more porn.
and don't even get me started on the ECW match, there was a table set up ontop of ring steps, on part of the stairs on each side, so sabu goes to jump up it to DDT Big Show through it, but it slides off, so Big Show stands there, basically making Sabu have to stop, put it back up, then do the DDT, that was horrible too.
but fun to mock!

but the entertainment no scheduled was even better, some druk chick got up on the stage infront of the screen and started dancing, now there are stairs to the stage, and its a 3 foot drop on the other side, so she's a-dancin', and she decideds to get down, and does a 3 foot face plant. the bouncers pick her up, at take her on the tour of the theatre, because there's only one door and she fell on the other side, so she got paraded before everyone. so as we exit we see two groups of exibitionists. one group did a F5, Stunner, RKO, T-Bone Suplex, asnd Power-bomb. the other group did Hurricanranas a lot, and other twisty TNA moves, the one guy ran up, did a 360 rotation, landed back on his feet, the other guy did a 360 into a hurricanrana, so one of the other groups members said "Damn! That some TNA shit! you do a Canadian Destroyer and we can go home!" the other guy said "Canadian destroyer is too hard, we're workin on doing that later.

gotta work on Absolute Power hope to get some done tonight

-Quote-

Jim Ross: Big Show just hit an Extreme ChokeSlam!

Me: Yeah! X-TREME! It feels like some one took a tray of cookies, and ChokeSlamed them up your ass!!!!!!!!!!

-Senshi jokes-

Contrary to popular belief, the quickest way to a man's heart is not Chuck Norris's fist,
its your ribs after Senshi breaks them with a Warrior's Way.

-AP Comments-

Kit: wow, the WWE writers write even worse than you!

Me: thats why i love TNA.

Foxxy: i love porn! Oh, Sylven is om top! i bet Marane's ass is gonna hurt in the morning!

Kit: Hey, iMPACT! is one! *turns channel* TNA! TNA! TNA!

Foxxy: *snarling* if you wanna live... bring the yaoi back! *normal* wait, its pro-wrestling, close enogh. *cute giggle*

HAIL ZEON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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