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Saturday, September 16, 2006


My special one.
yes, poor unfortunate souls who enter here, you must now endure on top of the adorable pink background, but an all Bev themed post. yes because so much has happened recently, and i must fill you all in, because for all intents and purposes i enjoy building a glass house around myself.

so right off the bat me and my lover have had a lot more time together, we been talking a lot more recently. see thanks to the cell phone failure of a few weeks ago i saved some minutes, so me and Bev have been spending them, saying all the cute things that cause anyone listening to the two of us to become so annoyed and sickened by the uber-sweet-gooey lovey-dovey cutie-fluff conversation they consider ritualistic suicide with a wooden spoon. yes we go back in forth saying things that are so obnoxiously adorable they could disrupt insolen levels.

t'well all was good til tuesday, when Bev remembered a bad memory, i must say that the subject of said memory is off limits, even a ass-monkey like myself is not so tact-deprived to talk about it. but this memory basically contridicted a concept held since the foundation of the relationship, and my beloved was afraid that it would cause stress on our relationship, and just my luck i said some really sweet things that caused her to prematurly birth this little disruption to the status quo. she called my poor ass up at midnight sobbing and unable to confess, i figured off the bat what the confession was truth be told i got an aura of it when i was saying the brain-meltingly sweet things to her, and my intuition [an other of my strangly feminine qualities] was correct, and after being forced to by my love i guessed correctly, and it was at this point this strong, great lover who i've been devoted to for a year was reduced to a sobbing wreck, huddled, waiting for me to shatter her heart like Gary Busey's skull. but with a kind gentle voice i told her her fears were completly wrong, and that i still loved her, like nothing had happened. now i must say, that was code for "okay baby, that was a little weird, but lets be uber-cute and patch things up." but to my dismay her mother made her hang up right there and then, causing me to wonder, did i really feel the same? was i alright? i didn't feel like i was going to break up with her, but i was shaken. i eventually drifted off to sleep [more like eventually i passed out from mental fatiuge] and i woke up in the morning, chipper as a squirrel on methanphedimenes. and as i went through-out the day i noticed this tingling in my chest, that pain that i love so much, i was love sick. after an encounter that would leave most relationships ruined, i was love sick for her, like a little puppy, wanting for its master. i was more in love with her than ever...

so wednesday was devoted to "cheer up Bev, i told you everything is okay." so i finally got her to stop crying out of sorrow, and apparently i was so sweet and kind to her that she began sobbing uncontrolably with joy. and i mean that, you ever see those women who lost their husband, all their children, one parent, a pet, all their belongings, and all their money in a flood, but worst off all, their vibrator shorted out? yeah, Bev sounded like that. and i mean its kinda hard to cheer your lover up when she's cry cuz you're so sweet and nice.

then the compliments came, she showered me with them and kisses over the last few days, she is just constantly and madly in love with me. and she's so happy! which makes me happy, and makes her happy. yeah tonight we spend just being so in love, just that deep, meaningful, high-school puppy love. yes, i realize that to any rational human being we are just in "puppy love," but at this point i'm boardering on making tom cruise look like john kerry/frankenstein [i love synonyms] so i think its deep. its the deepest i've been in, so it feels deep to me. like i keep forgetting to ask Bev to finish reading AP, because we're too busy being an uber-cute couple, so sorry guys, it'll be done eventually.

but i know we will both sleep very well tonight, as both our hearts are overflowing with joy.

-Quote-

Bev: Whenever i get money i spend it on you... cuz i love you...

Me: You're really sweet!

Bev: But i do kinda want to get myself something...

Me: Would it make you happy?

Bev: Yeah.

Me: And whats the greatest gift you could ever give me?

Bev: Peppers?

Me: *uncontrolable laughter* you are the cutest little spaz ever, i love you so much numb nuts!

Bev: so its not you who loves peppers... sorry *uber cute giggle that makes everything in the world okay*

*insert another 2 hours of fluff*

HAIL ZEON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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