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• 2005-03-25
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• slacker/writer/brooding mystic/spaz/idiot/confused wandering lost soul/puppy [in joke] Straight, brown haired Eiri Yuki
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• i've managed to spend 10 years in school and never had a girlfriend, thats an achievment in its sadness. but i've been in school 12 years now...
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• i first saw Gundam Wing
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• Chobits, Gundam Seed,excel saga, Bleach, Naruto, Ergo Proxy, Blood +, Myhthical Dectective Loki Ragnarok, Makai Senki Disgaea, Tokko, Pucca, Gravitation, Ikki Tousen, Full Metal Panic, Kare Kano, Blue Gender, GITS, Cromartie High, inuyasha,.hack,kenshin,
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Wednesday, September 20, 2006
The adventures of Pretty-Boy.
well lets just start this off with a nice openning sentence, tuesday i got punched in the face.
yep, it all started in good ole' German class. see it was hat day so i was wearing Bev's hat she made me for our anniversary. to those of you who don't know, she put 2 red hearts, with "i" and "u" on respective hearts, and "love" in cursive, written in red rhine stones. i had it on, talking about how cute and full of love it is, and a person i know only as "ozvault," decided to chime in with a "you're never going to get laid!" to which i replied "i will, on... SPRING BREAK, WHOOOOOOOOO!" upon the last part i pulled up my shirt and flashed him my lily white chest and tight two-pack stomach." now see ozvault appeared to be going along with the joke, so the rest of the class went normally. after class i headed towards the bathroom to touch up my make-up, when i saw him dancing around like a a spaz, so i walked over, and he4 challenged me to fight, in a way that seemed to be joking, till he busted me in the cheek bone, he kept throwing blows, yet none of them hurt, i don't think i ever really moved, at one point i saw him going for a hay-maker, so i caught him in the wrist with a hard, stiff back-fist, eventually, even though i had no adreneline, no fight or flight, no killer instinct i decided to try to engage him, but at that point someone stepped in and stopped it [the fighter was not intelligently defending himself -^_^-] so the fight stopped there, so i cracked my neck, picked up my stuff with the same cocky grin as always, and went to class. upon making it to Lezak's class i realized the hat was gone, so infuriated that someone would engage me in combat under false pretenses, fail to provoke me with several blows, AND steal my hat? i was going to let this shit slide, because he failed to warrant a respounce from me, and my weeny dog can hurt me worse than his blows, but he just had to go and steal my hat. so being as he had no honor, i treated him with no honor, and went to the office to get my hat back. i only told them he hit me so i could get my hat back, but i knew what they'd care more about, they filed a police report, arrested him, took depositions from me and his best friend, and got my hat back. upon being reunited with my hat i told them that i needed their services no longer, and i wished for no more drama, the declined my request and gave me this big fuckin lecture anout civics. i sat down and had to wait in the damn office for an hour after giving am hour deposition, and as i sat there, especially after his best friend came in i wondered what they'd get on me? before when i was being bullied for being a wigger, i got accused and convicted of racism, because i said "go figure," and they convinced other i had said something else. so i wondered what the hell i'd get pinned with this time, then it came to me, sexual harassment...
but later it was revealed i was convicted of "running my mouth," that's a direct quote from the principal. and after that it appeared that i was going home for the day, to "cool off and relax," because i guess they expected i'd have a mental break-down after being punched in the face. they even escorted me to get my stuff, like i was a dangerous criminal, but what ever, i went back today and got all the work i needed to make up, and i have a few days to make the stuff up in Algebra II.
and speaking of that pain in the ass i figured out i'm not as good in that class as i thought i was, i got a 63% on a quiz i thought i understood, but oh well, as long as i pass the class i'm happy. i'm going to have a ton of work to make up in that stupid class, but i have the whole pep rally tomorrow and after school to finish it, so i'm not too concerned, and in the long run all my other grades will buff up my GPA, so i have nothing to worry about.
as far as injuries go i have a tiny red mark on my right cheek bone, and a few bruises under my skin, but over all i'm good. asnd i got my hat, so i'm happy.
i told my bro about it, and we were joking at how bad that kis was at fighting, that her hit the most painful spot for a attacker to hit, so his hsnd has gotta be jacked up, plus i cracked into his wrist, so he's probably not happy right about now. plus we made tons of gay jokes. that and my brother was loving that i filed a police report, so that when he punches his trailer park ho wife when he's 30, he can go to jail for good. actually, i wonder if guys get raped in juvie?
well, i'm still adjusting to my schedule, so sorry if the comments and AP are moving slowly.
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Me: i was afraid he'd get me for sexual harrassment!
Josh: that'd be awesome!
Me: no it wouldn't!
Josh: yeah, because then he'd be admitting he's gay.
Father-Person: its not too late.
Me: no, they said i'm safe.
Father-Person: Thsts before he started having sleepless nights...
Josh: just unable to get the image of you chest out of his mind.
Me: he jeans just so uncomfortably tight and chafing!
*laughter insues*
-AP Comments-
Kit: its hard to fight weaklings for no reason.
Draco: Its better to just have them exicuted.
Me: if i could i would.
Sora: i don't know, pre-adulthood ass-rape is a fate worse than death...
All guys: True dat!
HAIL ZEON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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