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• 1990-02-12
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• in my own little universe, the entrance to which is somewhere in inkster michigan
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• 2005-03-25
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• slacker/writer/brooding mystic/spaz/idiot/confused wandering lost soul/puppy [in joke] Straight, brown haired Eiri Yuki
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• J-D, Got it memorized?
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• i've managed to spend 10 years in school and never had a girlfriend, thats an achievment in its sadness. but i've been in school 12 years now...
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• i first saw Gundam Wing
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• Chobits, Gundam Seed,excel saga, Bleach, Naruto, Ergo Proxy, Blood +, Myhthical Dectective Loki Ragnarok, Makai Senki Disgaea, Tokko, Pucca, Gravitation, Ikki Tousen, Full Metal Panic, Kare Kano, Blue Gender, GITS, Cromartie High, inuyasha,.hack,kenshin,
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• to gain good friends and to meet up with "someone" over the summer.
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• writing my Flamer Fic, surfin' the net, training with various weapons
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• annoying people, being crafty in times of trouble
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Wednesday, October 25, 2006
Nipple Rouge.
Nope, they aren't custom pasties for Cagalli [but in all reality that would look silly] nope, this little cosmetic job is oft mentioned in the novel i am reading. it is know as "True Blood" and it is quite the romance novel, quite the trashy, romance novel. i feel like Kakashi reading it, i need the face mask and eye-cover/forehead protector. but in any case this book has many a strange, and poorly devised erotic, scene. the first fun one was the fact that the guy, out of nowhere, is talked about dreaming of seeing the girl naked and making "hot, slow love to her." then, being as the girl can read psychic imprints on objects, sees, or rather "is" a man masterbating to holographic porn. then there is the guy going to a virtual whorehouse, and seeing a girl who "she crawled across the ground on all fours seductivly [she is naked, and seemingly underaged] her inner thighs glistened with sensual moisture, her partner [it was a swinger type situation] had gotten her good and ready." yeah, i blushed reading that one, it kina caught me WAY off guard. then, after a fuckin 3rd, closer to half, the book they do it. no mind you i wasn't lusting for them to fuck, its just that their relationship [i though i fucked up the Allenby x Kit thing in mine] was so see through and sad i just wanted them to fuck already. and when they did i was completly confused for two reasons, 1. I'm a virgin in all senses of the word, i've known not the touch of a woman in any way, so until me and Bev move face-to-face, i will know nothing of physical expression of passing in practice and not imagination. and 2. they are in zero G, so all ideas of intercourse are skewed for me. i really couldn't decern the play by play, half the time i thought i knew what was going on a blatant explanation completly shattered my idea of what the hell these two were doing. at one point i believe the girl humps him while they are both fully clothed, also, this guy seemed to last an inhuman amount of time, while this girl who seemingly was not very sexuality active, seemed to take forever to reach her nirvana. once again not being a participant, let alone an expert on this subject i guess i can't criticize, but i was utterly confused by said sex scene.
also, all the women on this planet they went to like to be topless, and they wore, a direct quote "nipple rouge" which is possibly the silliest thing i have yet to utter. no i thought about the concept of crimson nipples, and i've decided that they would be sexy, sometimes... now on a light skinned girl, i could see it being very arousing, but i don't think a tanned latina like my beloved should be sporting blood colored boob-peaks. i merely thought of this as beening what would be more asthetically pleasing, it brought with it no sensation in the lower quarters [twinkle legs on the other hand made me feel all funny in the pants for a sec]
thats another fun on, the chick in the story talks about getting all wet staring into his eyes, but when they make out, no moisture mentioned. all in all i'd say i'm good enough to write this level of drivel, though i'd like to get better.
and my dear critiquer, i mean not to criticize your criticism of my work, i merely jest with you because i am a dick, i still value your opinion, i'm just not exactly proud to be assigned the evaluation you place on my writing talent.
well in other news i wrote a poem parody in major american authors, it was to Edgar Allen Poe's "Alone" i titled mine "0wn3d" i will post it as soon as i get it back, i loved it, i'm sure you guys will too.
Bev got package #2 today, as 1 apperently has disapeared from this earthly realm for all of eternities entirety, and i'm working on 3. i have no idea when i mail it, so that mean Bev doesn't know when it is coming either.
i hope my love mails me something back soon, i need her love in writing, because i love holding her meassges of love to me.
but whenever is soon enough, i can't pressure the one i love most.
all in good time i'm guessing.
-Quote-
more from my crappy novel
"... how he'd like to keep her on the pleasure couch all night..."
Me: "pleasure couch!??" is he Zapp Brannighan?
Stacy: what is a pleasure couch?
Me: Is pure velour, senual, senual velour!
-AP Comments-
Kit: Leather is better!
Foxxy: Leather is really sexy, *voice growing more pleased as she imagines* i LOVE how it feels on my skin.
Sora: In my hands as i strap him down...
Foxxy: the sting when he cracks it against my ass.
In the corner Aveian reads a paper casually, while draco lays on the floor bleeding EVA style from the nose.
HAIL ZEON!!!!!!!!!!!
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