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Wednesday, November 22, 2006


Another last minute rant
UFC IS NOT WRESTLING!!!!!!!

UFC is Ultimate fighting, its full-contact hand-to-hand combat. it is not pre-scripted like pro-wrestling, and it does not resemble homo-erotic foreplay like olympic wrestling. it is more like a street fight than anything else. all of the fighters are martial artists, and the only reason they were gloves is so they don't break their hands.

ufc videos, please watch the first two, especially the second, PLEASE!!!!











those should be some good fights watch the first two for sure please

it is nothing like wrestling, the only wrestling you ever see is from people trained in olympic wrestling like Matt Hughes or Matt Hammill. most of the people either exchange punches and kicks standing up, or try to get them to the ground so they can either elbow them ion the face, or try to break one of their limbs. it is nothing like pro-wrestling, there are no over-blown story arcs [except Tito vs. Shamrock, but all their fights sucked, and they genuinly hate eachother] and on most occassions the fights come down to conditioning over pure strength, that dick-head Tito is reight with his enthasis on cardio [though if any of you watch the videos i put up, didn't really stop Chuck from knocking him the FUCK out!]
so i guess i can't blame you guys for assuming it is wrestling, being as the name can be abbreviated to 3 words, also it involves men, who are sweating, so it is wrestling, just like the NBA, NHL, NFL, MLB, and PGA are wrestling.

but enough of me being moore of a dick head than the perverbial object of my insults, that ass-jockey Tito Ortiz. i had other shit i was going to say.

other shit

now i can't wait to see Chuck beat the shit out of...

okay that was another joke, i do actually have stuff to say, so i will now.

in Lord HotPants' class we had to read the novel "a Stranger is Watching" which was moderatly better than "Alas, Babylon," it was pretty good throughout, except at the end. the ending is too damn happy! the crazy killer guy dies, and everyone else gets out and lives happily ever after, even the kid on death row gets off, which they never really explain how, being as the have no PROOF! oh wait, the hobo dies, so i guess the hobo doesn't live happily ever after. but the damn ending is still too happy, its just like "gundam, encounters in space." see if you barely pass the last mission the crew of the ship sacrifice themselves to save the people they are protecting. but if you ace it the guys beat the enemy easiluy and its all laughter and smiles. its just not that fufilling, its too happy, no drama. but i guess its like they say, the ending suck cuz the writers get sick of the story and just cop out an ending.

and the main criminal has that super-villians disease, they are super geniuses, until the last 5 minutes, where they become clinically retarded. they come up with some overly-ellaborate super-human, perfect plan, with obvious and fatal flaw, and i shall now leave you alone for no apparent reason while i do something over here. its so stupid, i hate stuff like that. that book was so disapointing, it would have been better if they had all died, and then the kid on death row got off, being as they were all guilty for putting him there, or if the killer escaped, but no! it had to be all uber-happy!

and the killer guy was too into his middle name "Rommel" so he uses aliases like "foxy" or "renard" and he wants people to "write about me like Rommel" i was hoping an FBI agent using the name Patton-y would read his works and arrest him, and Foxy could go "how did you ever figure my plan out" and the agent could go "i read your book you son of a bitch!"

plus Foxy is all crazy, sneaks around, and is obessed with a woman named "nina" so yeah, i spent the whole book imagining him as Shou Tucker, which is kinda of funny when they say things like "if i saw him again i don't think i could identify him."

well thats enough of that, i hope tomorrows post is more interesting for you guys!

sorry for wasting your time!

watch the videos and PM me to Read AP, it would really make my day to get some new readers.

-Quote-

Bev: Tell me about what you think about when you...

Foxxy: HOLD UP!!!!!

Me: Just a sec...

-AP Comments-

TGFB: What is it?

Foxxy: You're telling me that wierdo serial killer has the same name as me!!!!?

TGFB: One less "x" but yeah.

Aveian: His real name is August "Arty" Rommel Taggert.

Kit: Who the hell names their kid "Rommel"?

Sora: Seriously! "well, my son, i think i'll name you after a famous Nazi commander"

Foxxy: And, the guy was TRYING to be like Rommel, the Desert Fox, one of the greatest military minds and planners in history, yet he ties up mass transit when he is flying out of LAGUARDIA!!!!!

Sora: that is kinda smart for a dumb-ass like Foxxy...

Foxxy: I live in the Bronx and i live with Aveian, so i know airports, and i know military commanders.

Sora: we sure know a lot about WWII history for people based in the Gundam Universe, hundreds of years in the future...

TGFB: Stop revealing plot holes...

HAIL ZEON!!!!!!!!

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