| The Generic Teenager Stereotype |
| Do you drink [alcohol]?: | no |
| Do you party a lot? How often?: | never |
| Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?: | no |
| How often do you use the word like in an average hour?: | only when it would be logical |
| Do you skip classes? How often?: | never |
| Do you have casual sex? Protected?: | good lord! im still in high school! |
| Do you steal?: | from time to time |
| Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: | no |
| Do you drool over celebrities?: | why should i |
| Do you watch a lot of TV?: | not really |
| Do you ever watch the News?: | sometimes |
| Do you even care about world issues?: | depends |
| Do you read books often?: | all the time |
| Are you failing a lot of your classes?: | no, i have top scores |
| Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: | no |
| Do you smoke cigarettes?: | no |
| Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?: | no |
| Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: | no |
| Do you cuss a lot?: | not really |
| Are you desperate to fit in?: | no |
| Are you intelligent?: | very |
| The Goth Stereotype |
| Black lipstick?: | no lipstick |
| Black eyeliner?: | no make up |
| Black eyeshadow?: | *points above* |
| Black trenchcoat?: | not on a regular basis |
| Black boots?: | no |
| Black fishnets?: | no |
| Black nail polish?: | no |
| Cigarettes?: | need i repeat myself? |
| Heavy metal music?: | too annoying |
| Marilyn Manson?: | ick |
| Kittie?: | eh? |
| Cradle of Filth?: | huh? |
| Constant frown and perpetual angst?: | more a glare than a frown |
| Do you like to be seen as: | who i am |
| Are you an intellectual?: | yes |
| An atheist?: | agnostic |
| Horrible home life?: | no |
| Hopelessly depressed?: | no |
| Suffering with suicidal idealations?: | no way |
| Self-mutilation?: | no |
| The Punk Stereotype |
| Plaid?: | no |
| Big black boots?: | no |
| Mohawk?: | stupid |
| Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]: | no holes in my hide thank you |
| Loud, confident and opinionated?: | not loud |
| Wild hair colors?: | no |
| NOFX?: | ???? |
| Rancid?: | ???? |
| Well versed on political scandals and outrages?: | no |
| A: | a what?? |
| The Jock Sterotype |
| What's your IQ?: | not exactly sure, but pretty high |
| Do you watch a lot of sports?: | the olympics |
| Play a lot of sports?: | no |
| Talk a lot about sports?: | no |
| Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?: | i read |
| Are you arrogant?: | sometimes |
| Are you a male or female whore?: | no!! |
| Are you homophobic?: | no |
| Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?: | no, i just like teasing my friends |
| But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?: | no im not |
| Boobs = yes?: | im a girl!! |
| Parties = yes?: | no |
| Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?: | NO! |
| The Girl Stereotype |
| Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence?: | 20 seconds |
| Have you ever been on a diet?: | dont need to |
| How much did you lose?: | *taps foot* |
| Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?: | i dont need to lose weight |
| Make yourself throw up?: | why the hell would i do that?! |
| Make-up?: | NEVER!! |
| Low-cut tops?: | im not a slut |
| How big are your boobies? [Cup size]: | that is none of your business |
| Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?: | no |
| Giggle a lot?: | i hate when people do that |
| What's the deal with boys?: | some are ok, most are losers |
| Thongs?: | eww... |
| Pretty bras?: | its not intended to be seen, so why make it pretty? |
| YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?: | no |
| Who's the weaker sex?: | men |
| Are you a feminist?: | sorta |
| Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?: | no |
| How often do you shave your legs?: | every few days |
| How about your armpits?: | same |
| Are you emotional?: | no |
| Especially when on your period?: | then im just more pissed than usual |
| This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.] |
| Originality or Acceptance?: | originality |
| Independence or Companionship?: | independant |
| Stability or Freedom?: | freedom |
| Personal or Interpersonal?: | personal |
| Introvert or Extrovert?: | introvert |
| Popularity or Isolation?: | isolation |
| Unique or Loved?: | unique |
| Understood or Individual?: | individual |
| You or Them?: | me |
