Tuesday, March 1, 2005

   funny quotes
i feel like sharing funny quotes that people do in my mangas.
i'll start off with YuYu Hakusho vol.1

#1. "Yusuke Urameshi
14 years old-
a truly obnoxious punk.
The star of this manga? you're looking at him.
Problem is, he died."
-narraitor


#2. *lifts up keikos skirt*
"Whoo, them's some bug-ugly panties. Crack-stained too."
- Yusuke


#3. "Gee, another lecture. My day's complete."
- Yusuke


#4. "Swell, just swell. my rep's so bad around hrer i can't go anywhere. They blame all the shoplifting by schoolkids on me.(thinking)It's mostly me, but..."
-Yusuke


#5. "Yusuke Urameshi, 14-years old. Crude and violent, impatient and reckless, has sticky fingers and a stupid brain. Fights, extorts, shoplifts, smokes, drinks, gambles,has a reserved seat in the guidence councilor's office, ect. ect..."
-Botan


#6 "So' much as i hate to say this... ...your death was totally pointless! yeah, i'd feel pretty terrible about it too, ha ha. Instead of noone getting hurt, the kid gets a few scrapes and you die! Nice work, moron!"
-Botan


#7. "I guess im screwed if i try to fight enma. Wait a minute... If I go for a quick jab to his mug... ...then whip 'round while he's stunned and pull a sleeper hold... then i'll use my left hand to grab his nuts and he'll be helpless!"
-Yusuke


#8. "That's it? Best wishes and a toodle-oo?! You could tell him to go to hell atleast!"
-Yusuke


#9. "Hey kiddo, I...have a parting haiku for you.
Dont let stupid jerks
Rag you around in life or
The after life,okay?
(5-7-6...one extra syllable!)"
-Yusuke


#10. one of kuwabaras friends:"and you, Kuwabara?"

Kuwabara:" 7%"

Yusuke(as a ghost):"Haah ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

kuwabara:What? Why are you lookin' at me like that?

yusuke(as a ghost):Oh my god, Kuwabara. Even i did better than that!"

Botan:"Oh? What score did you get?"

Yusuke(as a ghost)"12%!
Science testsare mainly multiple-choice, so it's my best subject.
It's amazing what i acheve through intuition.

Botan(thinking):"I won't ask how you score in other subjects."

Wow. took me about half an hour to type all this from the book.
please comment how you like all thier silly.....ness.

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