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Friday, July 1, 2005


   if i am a pyro, than i need to retire...
when id had to go to the bathroom one day i noticed josies lighter laying on the shelf next to the toilette. I picked it up and examind it for a while then tried lighting it. it was my first time lighting a lighter so i had no clue what i was doing. i then tried pushing the button that releses the kerosene... i just heard a noise that sounded like something was misting. then i remeberd how my mom would light one. she would spin the metal wheel thing. so i tried that and it didnt work. i knew i was doing it right so i kept trying. then i positioned my thumb differently. after i did that i saw a spark and a flame... the only prblem is that the flame came so suddenly it scared me to the point where i took my thumb off the lighter and the flame stopped. i got frustrated after a while but still kept trying. when i finally got a flame going that didnt scare the crap out of me i tilted it and burned my finger which caused me to drop the lighter. from that i figured that it is not smart to tilt a lit lighter.
i tried yet again and kept getting scared but still kept going at it. when i got another flame going i was wandering how the shading of something next to a fire was like so i put the lighter really close to the toilette paper, almost lighting it on fire. when i realized that toillette paper and fire dont mix i remembered what i went into the bathroom for in the first place and then did my business.

yes. i do entertain my self quite easily.

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