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Thursday, February 3, 2005


Whoo! New theme!
Yay! ^__^ I gots me a new theme! Ya'll like? Hehe! ^0^ Cowboy Bebop RULES!!! Hehe. Yeah I would post TTLG but...the part that I have to put up needs some redoing...Now that I read it, it's a little odd...*ahem* Anywho! It was ~really~ foggy this morning. My dad was driving me to school and things just like appeared out of nowhere. My dad was like, "Tree...mailbox...OMG a guy!!" It was really funny. And there was a guy there too. Yes let's just go walk in the fog and get hit by a car! Stupid ol' fart. Uh...Anyways I-*Yumi pops up*
Yumi: Jinku! That was mean!
me: Well he was stupid! Yeah I feel like getting hit by a car today! You'd call him stupid too! And he was old. So anyways, I went over to S-kun's house last night for dinner (waffles...don't ask). ^____^ I had fun. His family is so nice. He told me they think of me as their "daughter" sometimes. Haha. ^^ They wuv meee. Anywho, his family has such a nice togetherness. It makes me wish my family were still together (my mom and dad are sepertaed btw). *sigh* Uh, anyway, S-kun's dad told a really funny joke last night. So here it is: There was an American soldier flying over German lines during WW2. Well, he was shot down and captured by the Germans. The Germans were speaking to each other about the American. They were like, "What are we going to do? Aren't Americans so tough and everything?" So they decided to give the American a manhood test. Well, they went over to the American and said, "We will let you go if you pass a series of tests to see if your manly enough (somehting like that)." Well the American thinks about it, and agrees. The Germnas hand him a bottle of Vodka and say, "You must drink this the go to the back room and wrestle a lion who has not eaten in three days. Then you must make love to an 82-year-old woman. The we will let you go." So the American is like, "Ok." He takes the Vodka and swigs it down. He's all dizzy and everything and can barely see. Well, he goes to the back room and there is this ripping and roaring and growling and everything. Well, the American comes out with his clothes all torn and says to the Germans, "Now where's that lion?" Hahahah!! I thought it was so funny!!! If it's not as funny to you guys it's probably because it's more funny in person. But I never thought I'd hear a ~pastor~ tell a joke like that. It was just too funny. *Inuyasha pops up*
Inuyasha: Bwahahahahahaha!!! That was sucha funny joke!!
me: ¬ ¬ Only ~you~ would think it ~that~ funny Inuyasha.
Yumi: o_O I don't get it...
me and Inuyasha: < <;;
me: Anyways, the moral for the day is: Colse the bathroom door if your dog has a tendency to dig through the bathroom trash. See you space cowboy...

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