Tuesday, January 4, 2005

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Teh Comment Report. The Life Stealer: I'm going to SO take you up on that. The Writer Extrodinare: Well, I'm still waiting! lol.

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Saturday, January 1, 2005

Happy New Year!
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Well, the world didn't end, so now, it's time for the nicknames of '05!!!! James Jamie Drama Buddy Kei The Owner Mimmi Goddess Solo Dr. Freud Annie Twinnie Arcadia Fellow Alias/Nick watcher Lady Asphy The low life no-acount who doesn't want me to have a life (Hehe. Not really.) Hope everyone had fun, and no one died. Don't forget that today, is the offical day of hangovers. So appreciate the one your having now! Happy new year! JJ

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Thursday, December 30, 2004

Teh RESIDENT EVIL 2! + Prologue
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After the long await pause, the Jamie and Josh theator presents "Teh Resident Evil, Part 2" The camera pans in on the threesome. They look a little tired, walking through the halls. Josh has his gun cocked at the ready, Jamie has a grenade. Corey walks, his claws tapping on the hardwood floor. sabbath midnight: *looks down at Corey* Erm...Josh? Darncoolguy1: Yeppers? sabbath midnight: *points to your leg* I think Corey needed a wee-wee Darncoolguy1: O.o *looks down* Aw damnit Corey. What's your problem? sabbath midnight: Corey: I needed a leak man! I wasn't exactly going to use the dirty floor, was I? That's too good for my superior writing skills! Darncoolguy1: Oi. Talking dogs. Next time, use the dead corpses littering the hall. Darncoolguy1: Wait. Darncoolguy1: That explains the no attack. Someone, or something is clearing these halls out. Maybe it's Lady k! sabbath midnight: *gasps* It could be! *stares as Corey starts cleaning himself* Oh, man, that's gross! Darncoolguy1: Dude! We didn't want that. Go do that in the empty room over there1 sabbath midnight: Corey: *whimpers and walks off into the room* sabbath midnight: *carries on walking* sabbath midnight: Corey: *screams* Darncoolguy1: Should we look in? sabbath midnight: *shrugs* I could do without a talking rabid dog on our side sabbath midnight: Corey: *runs out* Solo Tremaine! Maid Outfit! Eyes....BURNING!!! *keels over* Darncoolguy1: Solo! Darncoolguy1: *runs over to the door* Darncoolguy1: HOLY MOTHER********************************************************************************* ***************************************** Darncoolguy1: (Edited due to extreme language.) sabbath midnight: *stares in shock*.......*nosebleeds* sabbath midnight: Solo: *meeps* Darncoolguy1: What have you done? What happened? Darncoolguy1: Who can I kill? sabbath midnight: Solo: Well, it was Adam's idea, he thought that I could lure out the zombies but the plan backfired and they instead locked me in this room for later *gulps* use...I think Adam went to find some help Darncoolguy1: Oh shit. Have you seen Kei? I think she imparative to our band. sabbath midnight: Solo: I saw her about 30 mins ago...she said she was going outside to secure the perimeter Darncoolguy1: Oh shit. This level is never going to end. You want to come with us Solo? sabbath midnight: Solo: Fine, just don't make me go up any steps....*growls* Darncoolguy1: Justin: SOLO TREMAINE, THE CROSS DRESSING FREAK JOINED YOUR DAMNED PARTY. YOU GUYS ARE ABUNCH OF JACK *BEEP*. sabbath midnight: I swear, when I find that guy...*makes throttling motions* sabbath midnight: Solo: You know, from this angle that looks very wrong.... sabbath midnight: *sweatdrops* Darncoolguy1: Solo, take these. I was saving them, but you can have them. *hands him a shirt and pants* sabbath midnight: Solo:.....What exactly were you saving them for? *squints* Darncoolguy1: Well.... Darncoolguy1: *blushes* *whistles* Let's go find Kei before the noob zombies get her. sabbath midnight: *glomps Josh from behind* Teeeeell us! sabbath midnight: Solo: *rolls eyes* Darncoolguy1: Hey! Save it for when Solo's not here Jamie... Darncoolguy1: I was saving them in case I got guts on this pair. sabbath midnight: Ooh, right...*walks into the next corridor* I see someone! sabbath midnight: Solo: *follows* Darncoolguy1: *cocks shotgun* Darncoolguy1: *follows* sabbath midnight: *points* I think it's Kei Darncoolguy1: *pushes ahead and strafes out in the hall* sabbath midnight: Kei: Oh, hey there, I see you found...*snicker* Solo.... Darncoolguy1: Solo: Step off it. Darncoolguy1: Somehow, I think that there is a deep subplot to be explored from here. sabbath midnight: *blinks and tugs on Solo's skirt* Didn't they have your size...? Darncoolguy1: Uhm. Ladies and Gentlement, we have to go on. Adam, James, and whatever the big boss is wait for us. sabbath midnight: *nods and stands, placing a hand on her grenade bag* sabbath midnight: Solo: *puts on some dark shades and walks into Kei* Darncoolguy1: O.o Darncoolguy1: I knew it! There is a subplot! Darncoolguy1: But we don't have time for it. Darncoolguy1: *shoots Corey* THAT"S FOR THE DISTURBING BIKINIS! Darncoolguy1: Ok, now we can go on. sabbath midnight: *walks further and hits the end of the tunnel* ....owie Darncoolguy1: What the? Darncoolguy1: Kei, where do we go next? We need to get out of the mansion. sabbath midnight: Kei: Hm, there was a door there last time...*reaches out and finds a handle, pushing it and opening the door* Ah, yes... sabbath midnight: *groans* Darncoolguy1: Oh lord. sabbath midnight: *stands up and brushes self off* Darncoolguy1: Are you Ok? sabbath midnight: *sniffles cutely and shakes head* Darncoolguy1: *hugs* Better? Or do I need to kiss your boo-boo? Darncoolguy1: Solo and Kei: *roll thier eyes* sabbath midnight: *nods and sniffles* It hurts, Josh.... sabbath midnight: Solo: Dear Lord...*walks outside and falls into a trench* Darncoolguy1: Aw Jamie... *takes her in his arms and give a passionate long kiss* All better? Darncoolguy1: Kei: *walks out and falls in ditch too* sabbath midnight: *looks down* I'm fine, but they aren't.... Darncoolguy1: *walks over* *peers in ditch* Everything OK? sabbath midnight: Solo and Kei: *shake their heads and groan* Darncoolguy1: Ok, No kisses for you all though. Darncoolguy1: *pulls out THE rope* Can you guys climb? sabbath midnight: Solo: I don't think my character can do that.... sabbath midnight: Try Jumping... sabbath midnight: Solo: *does so* Darncoolguy1: lol. Darncoolguy1: Kei, is your character a climber or jumper? sabbath midnight: Kei: *thinks and grabs the rope* Climber, it seems... Darncoolguy1: Yea! *pulls the rope up slowly while she climbs* Darncoolguy1: What happened? Why is there a giant ditch? I though you came from that door. sabbath midnight: Kei: Well....I came from a door that looked a lot like that...*points a few meters over* sabbath midnight: Solo: Jeez...my outfit got all dirty... Darncoolguy1: JUSTIN: CHANGE INTO THE OTHER CLOTHES! MY SCRIPT SAYS I SHOULD SAY SOLO TREMAINE, THE REGULAR JOE, AND, KEI THE PLUSHIE DRAWER, HAS JOINED YOUR FUCKING STUPID PARTY> sabbath midnight: Solo: *glares at the sky and gets changed into the new clothes* Happy, dammit? Darncoolguy1: JUSTIN: YES, THANK YOU MY SLAVES! Oh, and Jamie, It's time for you guys to learn how to jump ditches. Darncoolguy1: Justin: Just jump really hard and hope the gods are there to help. Darncoolguy1: Justin: That is all. sabbath midnight: ....That's all? sabbath midnight: Fat lot of good you are! Darncoolguy1: Justin: DON"T MAKE ME BRING BACK COREY! Darncoolguy1: Don't bother him! DON'T BOTHER HIM! sabbath midnight: *shuts up and runs at the ditch, making it across* sabbath midnight: Solo: *claps* Darncoolguy1: Go Jamie! If I make it, I'm so gonna kiss you! Darncoolguy1: Kei: *thwaps him* No your not! Darncoolguy1: Why not? Darncoolguy1: Kei: Becuase, she's about to be taken away. Darncoolguy1: Shit, is this cliche or what? Darncoolguy1: *watches Jamie be dragged away by people in black* Darncoolguy1: JAMIE! sabbath midnight: *screams* JOSH!! sabbath midnight: SAVE ME!! Darncoolguy1: *fires shithun* sabbath midnight: *is knocked out by chloroform* Darncoolguy1: JAMIE!!!! sabbath midnight: The camera shows a slow motion shot, the bullet clearly going through one of the people in black...the camera then focusses on Josh's face, zooming in. Darncoolguy1: It's a shot of one who is in, not only agony, but also terror and anger. Darncoolguy1: Josh then falls to the ground, sobbing uncontrolably. Darncoolguy1: She's gone. I couldn't save her and she's gone! Darncoolguy1: *points shotgun at him* Maybe, I could help her if I was dead! sabbath midnight: Solo: Don't be stupid! *grabs the gun* That won't do any good! sabbath midnight: Kei: *looks worried and pulls Josh up* Solo's right, we just need to keep calm and think of a plan... Darncoolguy1: NO! We have to follow them! *gets ready to jump* Darncoolguy1: *starts to run forward* Darncoolguy1: *stops* Darncoolguy1: *collapses on the floor* sabbath midnight: Solo: Josh! *pulls on his arms, looking worried* What is it? Darncoolguy1: She's.....gone. I... I... I... couldn't help her. We were in this together, and I let her down. sabbath midnight: Solo: You didn't let her down...no one could have done anything, not even James or Adam...*pulls him up roughly* Crying won't help her..she needs you now.. Darncoolguy1: I... need to think for a minute. I'll be backl. *walks off towards the room where Solo was hidden* (Heh, thought a bit of Drama might spice things up) Now, for today's update. I beat Half Life 2, and I'm 100% pissed with the ending. If you don't want to know what happens, scroll on. Why? Why take me away when Alyx is going to blow up? Why couldn't I die too? I HATE YOU VALVE!!!!!! (No, not really, I'm just sad, that's all) [/end spoiler] I think I'm going to go do something productive today. Maybe go and eat some cheese. I haven't decided. Oh, and here's how that whole Drama/Comedy started. Darncoolguy1: *hides in women's department of giant mall department store* sabbath midnight: *walks in after you and grabs your ear* sabbath midnight: *sees a nice skirt* Darncoolguy1: *hides* sabbath midnight: *grabs it and goes to try it on* Darncoolguy1: *Sits outside with gun at the ready* sabbath midnight: *comes out in the skirt* How do I look? Darncoolguy1: Marvelous darling, simply marvelous. sabbath midnight: *grins and then pales* Erm...can zombies climb? Darncoolguy1: No. sabbath midnight: *points to the window* Then what's that? Darncoolguy1: That would be my specially ordered zombie killer monkey. sabbath midnight: ....you can get those? Darncoolguy1: Yep. sabbath midnight: Woah...*goes to get a gun and some grenades* Darncoolguy1: *already has* Darncoolguy1: I'll get Monkey to kill someone and throw thier carcass out. sabbath midnight: Okay then...who can we kill? Darncoolguy1: Let's kill some noobs. sabbath midnight: Oooh, good one sabbath midnight: *follows a SPAM trail* Darncoolguy1: *follows one leading another way* Darncoolguy1: *eats popcorn* sabbath midnight: *finds a n00b orgy* Ew... sabbath midnight: *is splattered with something sticky* That better be spam!! Darncoolguy1: Oh lord. Darncoolguy1: *finds a n00b cafeteria* sabbath midnight: *walks over to where Akamaru is, still wiping said sticky substance from face* Darncoolguy1: *shudders* sabbath midnight: *nods and wipes it off on Akamaru's shirt* Darncoolguy1: *looks disgusted, then takes off shirt* sabbath midnight: *stares* sabbath midnight: ... Darncoolguy1: *grabs random shirt* sabbath midnight: *steals shirt* sabbath midnight: *realises that n00bs are watching* Darncoolguy1: Let's show 'em how Zombie killers work. sabbath midnight: n00b: OMFG!!!111! He ish teh sexah!!1! LOLOLO!!11 *pounces Akamaru* sabbath midnight: *watches as he is pounced* Darncoolguy1: *grabs knife* Darncoolguy1: *stabs n00b* Darncoolguy1: *then shoots a dirty look at Jamie* sabbath midnight: *grins as a n00b starts humping his leg* sabbath midnight: Having fun? Darncoolguy1: Erg. Darncoolguy1: *blasts the brain out* Darncoolguy1: Now, it's your turn. Darncoolguy1: I'll turn around, and you take your shirt off. sabbath midnight: .....what?! Darncoolguy1: Yeah, I want you to get leg humped too. sabbath midnight: *shrugs and takes off her shirt* Darncoolguy1: *turns around* sabbath midnight: *has a grenade in hand* sabbath midnight: *glares at n00bs* Darncoolguy1: Noob: OMFG!111!! Darncoolguy1: *runs at Jamie* Darncoolguy1: *unzips it's pants8 sabbath midnight: *throws grenade at pants* sabbath midnight: *proceeds to shoot* Darncoolguy1: *laughs* Darncoolguy1: *puts a sexy, shiney blue shirt on* sabbath midnight: *strokes shirt and puts a silky silver one on* Darncoolguy1: *strokes random animal* sabbath midnight: *stares* sabbath midnight: *shoots random n00b* Darncoolguy1: *eats random bratwurst* sabbath midnight: ....<_< *sits with some n00bs and eats with them* Darncoolguy1: *pulls the pin out of a grenade* Darncoolguy1: *throws it at the nearest table* sabbath midnight: *looks up to see a grenade*...*runs* Darncoolguy1: Faster! sabbath midnight: *does a matrix style jump and roll behind an upturned table* Darncoolguy1: BOOM! Darncoolguy1: *everywhere is splattered with SPAM* sabbath midnight: *is safe behind the table* Darncoolguy1: You know what? I think we should stick with Zombies* sabbath midnight: Yeah, we'll leave n00bs to Alan Darncoolguy1: *closes book* (That's where I started Part 1) Peace out all.

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Tuesday, December 28, 2004

Everything in Time
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Guess who did that one! I got twenty cookies no one will even guess! Heh, all jokes aside, Christmas was nice this year. We even had a day where there was little yelling. It was really nice. Of course, I may have just missed it with my whole Half-Life 2 thing, but it's all good. Now, Half Life 2 This is the best damn game I've played for the computer period. From the first time you run from the cops, to Ravenholm, I've never been so freakin' scared in my life. (Even in Dawn of teh Dead) Once those damn super zombies popped up, I ran out of ammo. So I went through most of Ravenholm with the Gravity Gun and Crowbar. It still gives me nightmares. I will admit, I have enjoyed the vehicles. The air boat was my favorite, because you didn't flip over. That pissed me off when the ant lions were swarming. Right now, I'm in Anti-Citizan One with Alex. She's been so cool, becuase it's not so scary when you got someone covering your back. You know you won't die as fast. I also liked that about the Ant Lions. [/end Half Life 2] Now for Cell Phones. These little things rock. If I had people to call, I'd call them. 'Nough Said there. CDs This year was the flipping monster of CDs. No Doubt-"Everything in Time" Maroon 5-"Songs about Jane" Evanesence-"Anywhere but Home" All three are great. Everything in Time is a mic of B-Sides, Rarites, and Remixes from thier various encounters. "Oi to the World" is on there, along with "I Throw My Toys Around" which features Elvis Costello. It gets a 5/5 from me, but I wouldn't hold it to my opinion. I'm a rabid No Doubt/Gewn Stefani fan. "Songs about Jane" is pretty good. It's a change from the normal, and the songs are for the most part catchy. "Anywhere but Home" is a DVD/CD combo of a live concert in Paris. It includes a new song called "Whisper". I personally like that song the best. Muu. I think this post may end up tieing with the update post,lol. I got three new books this year. Trickster's Choice-Tammora Pierce Princess in Pink-Meg Cabot The Ravenmaster's Secret-(I'll edit this, I'm at work now.) Trickster's Chocie is the first installment in Tammora Pierce's newest quartet. It tells about about Alanna the Lioness's daughter Aly who is sold into slavery and used by one of the gods. I haven't started the other two/finshed the first, so I'll get back to those. I wish everyone a Good New Year, and pray that the world doesn't end of January __ or, the day Bush is re stated in. Lord help us all.

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Saturday, December 25, 2004

I have to find stuff to say....
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MERRY CHRISTMAS ONE AND ALL! I hope everyone is enjoying the splended day that involves certain people here getting a cell phone... Yes, Santa Claus has scored again. A freakin CELL PHONE! With promised time cards. A guy can only get so much... This year was kinda hard on everyone, but in the end, everything's worked out good. I'm glad that the holidays are almost over though, I hate the "SPIRIT" thing. It's like, everyone goes ape shit over holidays. I'm not saying anyone in family is like that, but when I talk with some of my friends, it's odd. All things aside, I want to wish everyone a Happy Holiday, and to renforce the fact that I'm still alive, sadly... Don't forget to listen to everyone's favorite Christmas Carole: The Little Fucking Drummer Bastard.

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Wednesday, December 15, 2004

By Order of Kei...
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There will be payback for this... THREE NAMES YOU GO BY: 1. Akamaru 2. Josh 3. JJ THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD: 1. JJRiddler17 2. Darncoolguy1 3. JJRiddler THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF: 1. My lovely white fur 2. My cute yawn 3. The fact that I, a puppy, can type THREE THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF: 1. I can't use the bathroom wherever I want. 2. I can't eat people's butts. (I can only get the seat of their pants) 3. My tails too short. THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE: 1. Collie 2. German Shepard 3. Chihiuaua THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU: 1. Cats 2. Kei, when she's *whapping* 3. Squirrely wrath. THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS: 1. Food 2. Music 3. OB THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW: 1. Collar 2. Bows 3. My glasses THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS (or artists at the moment): 1. Gwen Stefani 2. Avril Lavigne 3. Michelle Branch THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT: 1. "Rich Girl"-Gwen Stefani 2. "Hotel Paper"-Michelle Branch 3. "Nobody's Home"-Avril Lavinge THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS: 1. Eat the leather couch 2. Finish more than one chapter on my novel. 3. Meet Foamy THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP (love is a given): 1. Understanding 2. Similar interests 3. Truthfullness TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE: 1. I live with five cows and a chicken. 2. I like the smell of leather. 3. I worship Mimmi, Kei, Lady A, James, and Solo. THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU: 1. Blue Eyes 2. Brunette 3. Nice arms THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO: 1. Win a Game of Literati against Mimmi. 2. Eat Spinach in something other than a dip. 3. Not write. THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES: 1. Writing 2. Reading 3. Drawing THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW: 1. Watch Buffy 2. Get a lover 3. Stop my addiction to the internet. THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING: 1. ER Doctor 2. Shrink 3. Stay at home. THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION: 1. England 2. Schweden 3. Down Under THREE KID'S NAMES: 1. James 2. Carrie 3. Susan THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: 1. Eat off more than the seats of people's pants. 2. Write something publishable. 3. Beat Mimmi in Literati. THREE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW OR DIE PAINFULLY: 1. Gwen Stefani 2. Sara 3. Roland (HAHA! Only one person knows who he is)

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Sunday, December 12, 2004

Humor.
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See, this is why, I should get on the internet when I'm sick. Stuff like this happens. Darncoolguy1: *closes book* Darncoolguy1: *opens Dawn of the Dead* sabbath midnight: *looks scared* Scawy Movie Darncoolguy1: MUHAHAHA! Darncoolguy1: *watches the moving book* sabbath midnight: Scawy Akamaru.... Darncoolguy1: Camera zooms in on window near Josh and Jamie. There, a scary face appears the dissapears, then a knock is heard at the door. sabbath midnight: *clings to Josh's arm* I don't like zombies any more... Darncoolguy1: I never did. *puts other arm around Jamie* Darncoolguy1: Come on, we gotta answer the door, becuase it's stupid and cliche in these types of movies. Darncoolguy1: *gets up, and moves slowly towards door* sabbath midnight: *follows close behind, keeping her eyes on Josh's bum because it's a nicer view* sabbath midnight: *giggles* Darncoolguy1: lol Darncoolguy1: *Undoes the locks, and opens the door* Hello? Camera pans in on the outside, Suddenly, out of nowhere, a house to house seller guy pops up sabbath midnight: *looks around Josh's shoulder and glares at the guy*...*points to sign that reads 'No Salesmen'* Darncoolguy1: He suddenly attacks, blood spewing from his mouth. *Josh slams the door shut* Darncoolguy1: Holy Shit. sabbath midnight: *almost passes out* I knew we shouldn't have opened the door.... Darncoolguy1: *catches Jamie* It could have been the pizza guy. sabbath midnight: *clings to Josh* Yeah...but what if they got him, too? Darncoolguy1: Oh dear Lord. Darncoolguy1: *passes out* sabbath midnight: *falls over and is squashed by Josh* Owie... Darncoolguy1: *lays there* sabbath midnight: *prod prod* Darncoolguy1: *still lays there* sabbath midnight: *pouts* If you don't move I'll be forced to take advantage of you Darncoolguy1: *is still laying there* Darncoolguy1: I just posted. sabbath midnight: wonderful sabbath midnight: *assaults Josh's pants* Darncoolguy1: Ah! *stands up* Darncoolguy1: I'm ok. sabbath midnight: *cackles* That woke you up... Darncoolguy1: Well. I passed out. Darncoolguy1: Anywho, *another knock is heard* Darncoolguy1: This time, it's gotta be the pizza man. sabbath midnight: *grabs a shotgun just incase* Darncoolguy1: *opens the door* Darncoolguy1: Dude: Dude, did you order a Pepperoni Pizza? Darncoolguy1: Of course, *hands him the money* Watch out for Zombies. Darncoolguy1: *closes door* Darncoolguy1: Outside, screams are heard sabbath midnight: Oh dear, should we help him? *sniffs the pizza* Darncoolguy1: Nope. Darncoolguy1: Too late. Darncoolguy1: *opens the Pizza Box* sabbath midnight: Yeah, you're right *takes a slice and eats* Darncoolguy1: *grabs a slice and eats too* Darncoolguy1: Hey, the news is on, care to watch? sabbath midnight: Yeah, sure thing *sits on the sofa and turns up the volume* Darncoolguy1: Anchor: Today, Zombies ate the president. We're all happy, and want to give them an award. Unfortunatly, they ate our camera guys. Darncoolguy1: *a grusome two minutes silm is shown, detailing it all* sabbath midnight: Ooh, nice...*carries on eating pizza* Want something to drink? Darncoolguy1: Yeah, but you have to go outside to get it. Darncoolguy1: Want me to come? sabbath midnight: *nods and clings* Darncoolguy1: *gets up, and opens the door unarmed* Darncoolguy1: Let's go. Darncoolguy1: *runs fast* sabbath midnight: *clings and tries to keep up* Darncoolguy1: *trips and falls* sabbath midnight: *falls on Josh* Darn Darncoolguy1: *pulls out Nayru's Love* Darncoolguy1: *throws it down* Darncoolguy1: OK, we're safe until I run outta... magic? *the shield falls* sabbath midnight: *looks very worried* Darncoolguy1: *throws out hands* Darncoolguy1: There we go. sabbath midnight: *nods* Now, what were we here for in the first place...*thinks and sees some zombies*....*passes out* Darncoolguy1: *grabs Jamie, let's the shield fall, and runs like hell. sabbath midnight: *wakes up but pretends to be unconcious* Darncoolguy1: *tosses Jamie and the couch, and slams the door shut with all the locks locked.* Banging is heard. sabbath midnight: *sits up and look at Josh* Don't open the door... Darncoolguy1: I won't. Darncoolguy1: *looks around* sabbath midnight: *blinks and carries on with the now cold pizza* Darncoolguy1: Aw. *turns on music* Darncoolguy1: Song: ZOMBIES WILL KILL YOU! ZOMBIES WILL EAT YOUR BRAIN! *shuts music off* Darncoolguy1: Whoever was here before us has bad taste in music. sabbath midnight: ......*hugs knees and starts to sway, muttering about zombies* Darncoolguy1: *sits down, cuddles Jamie* Darncoolguy1: It'll be ok. Darncoolguy1: We won't die. sabbath midnight: *cuddles back* You promise? Darncoolguy1: I promise. sabbath midnight: Okay then....*flinches when she hears banging and groans from outside* Darncoolguy1: We could go upstairs and have sex, only to come down to a room full of zombies. sabbath midnight: ....Usually I would be willing to take that risk...but in this situation....*sees blood splatter across the window* eeew Darncoolguy1: Hey, I just wanted to make this cliche. sabbath midnight: *shrugs and pounces* Darncoolguy1: *falls down* Darncoolguy1: The camera fades out... sabbath midnight: The camera pans around outside, showing the zombies getting in through the back Darncoolguy1: Meanwhile, the unseuspecting heros are getting it on. sabbath midnight: Zombies find that the back door is easy to open due to a faulty lock. Lightening flashes and it starts to rain Darncoolguy1: The heros roll of each other, then embrace. Darncoolguy1: A zombie then comes in and moans. Darncoolguy1: *stands up with the sheet covering himself* It's not what you think mom! sabbath midnight: *covers self with a pillow and stares at the zombie* Ew, pervert! Darncoolguy1: Oh, it's a zombie. *wipes sweat off brow* OK, Jamie, grab the gun. sabbath midnight: *does so and hands it to Josh* Darncoolguy1: *blasts the asshole's head out* Darncoolguy1: OK, now, we gotta find our clothes, and find out where those damn Zombies are coming from. *A voice is heard saying, LEVEL 1! GO!* sabbath midnight: *looks around* Where the hell did that voice come from? *shrugs and pulls on her pants and a sweater* Darncoolguy1: *throws on sexy shirt and sweat pants* Darncoolguy1: Now, let's find those Zombies. Darncoolguy1: Unarmed, becuase we have to find our guns. Darncoolguy1: *the guns dissapear* Darncoolguy1: (This would make seriously funny MyO stuff) sabbath midnight: (It really would, lol) sabbath midnight: *curses loudly and clutches to Josh's hand* If we don't survive, I want you to know that I will always love you! *romantic music plays just as zombies smash down the door* Darncoolguy1: *grabs Jamie's hand, and runs up the stairs* Later Dear. sabbath midnight: *follows, throwing pieces of rubble at the zombies behind* Darncoolguy1: *an annoying voice suddenly says, "You found a gun. Good Job you idiots. It took you long enough.* Darncoolguy1: *picks up the gun,* Jamie, Move. *shoots at Zombie hoard. The first one is down, and some bend down to eat. sabbath midnight: That's gross...*runs further up the stairs and hears the voice* You found two grenades *shoves them into her pockets* Darncoolguy1: Yes. *Josh fires again, and then runs* sabbath midnight: *sees an open doorway and runs into the room* Maybe we could hide until the zombies pass? sabbath midnight: *realises that the room is filled with zombie dogs* Darncoolguy1: Throw a grenade! sabbath midnight: *does so*...*is splattered by zombie parts* Darncoolguy1: Ew. At least, it's not No0b stuff... sabbath midnight: Yeah...*wipes it off and looka around the room* Right, they're all dead... Darncoolguy1: *closes door quietly* sabbath midnight: *whispers* Think we'll be safe in here? Darncoolguy1: I don't know. sabbath midnight: *feels around in the dark* That is the gun, isn't it? Darncoolguy1: Yep. Darncoolguy1: Wait... Darncoolguy1: *HEY STUPID! YOU FOUND A SHOTGUN!* sabbath midnight: That voice is getting on my nerves.... Darncoolguy1: I would say shoot it, but we need more ammo. sabbath midnight: Yes...and I wouldn't know where to aim...*twitches* Darncoolguy1: Aw, it's OK baby. *cuddles* sabbath midnight: *snuggles back* Meanwhile, the camera shows the scene outside in the corridor where the zombies are walking straight past the room, only a couple of them smelling the dead dogs Darncoolguy1: Those, are killed, by an invisble figure. sabbath midnight: *hears the thuds outside and whispers* What was that? Darncoolguy1: I don't know, but if we let go, we'll die. sabbath midnight: *clings tighter* Darncoolguy1: Jamie, I love you too. *romantic music is played* sabbath midnight: The camera zooms in on the couple, their faces only inches apart before a heavy knock is heard on the door Darncoolguy1: HOLY SHIT! Darncoolguy1: Who is it? sabbath midnight: ???- I'm correct to assume that you aren't zombies then? *the figure opens the door, shocking the couple* sabbath midnight: Is that....it can't be....James?! Darncoolguy1: OMG! Darncoolguy1: *runs over to him* sabbath midnight: *follows behind Josh* sabbath midnight: James- What are you two doing in here, I'm surprised you're still alive Darncoolguy1: Yeah, well there was no help from that annoying voice. sabbath midnight: James- I know, jblessing can get very annoying sometimes Darncoolguy1: Can we kill him? sabbath midnight: James- Unfortunatly not, he's helpful at times.... sabbath midnight: James- Though when the time comes...*laughs evilly* sabbath midnight: *stares* Darncoolguy1: Oh Lord. Darncoolguy1: James, who are these Zombies? sabbath midnight: James- I think they are n00bs, someone took a few grenades to them in the cafeteria... sabbath midnight: *whistles* Darncoolguy1: *whistles too* sabbath midnight: James- You wouldn't happen to know anything about that, would you? Darncoolguy1: Nope. Darncoolguy1: We've been here hiding and eating pizza. Darncoolguy1: *taps feet* sabbath midnight: James- Well, okay then *passes over two shotguns and more ammo* Protect yourselves, I must be off to find Solo Darncoolguy1: Oh, Thank God. sabbath midnight: *looks at the shotgun lovingly* Darncoolguy1: *hugs the shotgun* sabbath midnight: *glares at the shotgun* I'll get you later... Darncoolguy1: No, I'm good. sabbath midnight: *blinks* Darncoolguy1: Let's go find Kei. sabbath midnight: Yeah *marches off ahead, stepping over zombie parts* Darncoolguy1: Watch out for traps. sabbath midnight: *falls down a hole* Darncoolguy1: JAMIE! Darncoolguy1: Are you OK? sabbath midnight: *nods and looks up* Luckily it wasn't very deep.... Darncoolguy1: Well, I'm gonna go get some rope. Darncoolguy1: Hang tight, Darncoolguy1: *goes, finds rope, and comes back.* Darncoolguy1: *drops it down the hole* sabbath midnight: *clings to it and shimmies up the rope* sabbath midnight: *hugs* Thank you Darncoolguy1: *hugs back* What, you thought I'd leave you? sabbath midnight: No...but thank you anyway *stands* Come on, let's get going before some more zombies arrive Darncoolguy1: OK. *throws rope in the backpack, and keeps moving. sabbath midnight: *sees a shadow* Oy, maybe that was Kei! Darncoolguy1: No, it wasn't. Darncoolguy1: She has a manga shadow. Darncoolguy1: That was a zombie one. sabbath midnight: ....*steps behind Josh*

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Friday, December 10, 2004

Paxil
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I've seen some nasty things in my life. I think, that this is up there with them. On AFN today, and other TV's nationwide, a story was done on a morning show. It was about depression medications, mainly Paxil. It disturbed me to no end, because of the entire thing. The bottle doesn't give the full numbers on various subjects, Kids are killing themselves becuase they feel like they must die. Rant You know what the worst part is? They makers of Paxil are trying to cover thier asses! They think, that now, if they release the WARNING! that they're good. What about all the people who died horrible deaths? Hangings, stabbing yourself with scissors, pill overdoses, wrist slashings, need I go on? I can't believe, that now, everyone doesn't sue. I say, sue thier asses into the ground. They put a fucking SUICIDE BOOSTER on the market. All things put aside, I guess, I'm putting out my heart to those who have lost teens. All the things that go on, it always seems like teens have at least one person to talk to. Suicide comes, and goes. I'll be the first to say, I have thought about it. For the past three years, I've been approached by the Guidence Counciler about it. Last year she called my dad. That was a fiasco. END RANT This hurts, because, I know why. Life, turning around on you, hurts. Sometimes it hurts bad, and there is no one to talk to. Most people say, "Oh you can talk to your Such and Such about it." Well, how? What, are you just supposed to say, "I think about killing myself." The fear of what others think takes over. It causes you to worry and to become jumpy. It's hard enough, but when you can't talk to anyone about it, it's just like ERGBLEGSHDF. Now, I'm done. This is something, that we as a country should be incredibly worried about. No one worry though, becuase I'm fine. The worst you could say about me is, I'm too emmotional.

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Thursday, December 2, 2004

Dernit~~~!!!~!@#
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Heh, I totally missed me own organized day. O.o I had to babysit yesterday, and I didn't get finsihed until 8. Then, by the time I got home, I checked my email and went to bed. I was tired. Gwen's CD came in on Tuesday, and all I can say is "OMGLikethisisthebestCDeveryo!" Later, I'll give my take on the songs. But, the whole point of today's post was to place my Ode to Plushies. Sadly, it was savaged by the wind. I would try to retype it, but DAMNIT! I forgot it. Mostly, nothing new is up. I guess, you could say, WAIT!!!! I made a new friend today. I forgot his name, but he is in my afternoon class. He's kinda weird, but I have a feeling, he's the grapevine contact. It may just be me. For anyone who's heard the album... This shit is Bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S! or Seri-ous Hehe. Akamaru PS: Go visit Heavens Cloud's myO and answer his life wasting questions... EDIT: A HUGE!!!! shout out to Lady K who just linked up my new song. I love this song more than the Wind God's Aria.

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Saturday, November 27, 2004

What you waiting for?
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I'm waiting for Gwen Stefani's new CD to get here from Amazon. What about you guys? What you waiting for? And... Do you ever have Deja Vu with your dreams? For example If you have a dream about somone saying, These stupid trees... Then, some time in the future, that person you dreamt about says that. I guess for my lack of updates, I'd get some information from you guys. *winks* Josh PS: What'd ya think about the new layout?

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