Sunday, October 24, 2004

Frankestein Burg
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Sorry about the not edit, but I'm being lazy. So we get on the road, and my parents friends call. Stau on such and such! So we head another direction and get there without a hitch. We grab a bus, go up, buy tickets, enter, use bathroom, and sit around until the gates open. They open and the crowds mass through. First off, the evil clowns on parade. They were beating people up with mallets and bats. (Fake) So we walk pass and there are about 10-12 differnt idiots walking around. 2 zombies, 1 Crypt Keeper, 1 Frankenstein, 1 Bat dude, 1 Chainsaw dude, 1 Buffy Big Bad guy, and the clowns. So they have a show starting about a little witch, so the little ones and my mom sit down. Well suddenly this crazy lady points away from our seats and grunts. Me and my dad move, and we find our friends. My dad and the kids parents blab, and all the while I'm standing, not looking the same way for more than a few seconds. So the show ends about 45 minutes later and we start moving around. As we walk down the bridge you walked to get the center, a clown hits me with a mallet. Well, I don't take that laying down, so I push him with my shoulder. He pushes back, then starts moving so I can't hit him. Well, this is going on and people are laughing like crazy. Then, the little ass gets It. He grabs the mallet, and clownie walks around. It hits me about three times and I smack him in the back of the head. The two then walk off, leaving me to my own. Well, my parents and the kids didn't see my fight, so they kept going. (Shows how much I'm loved.) So I lean on the wall of the bridge waiting for them to come around. Well Mr. Bat decides that he can mess with me too. He walks up and stares at me. Well, I stare him back in the eyes, and he pulls out his wings and slams them into the wall. I just stared at him, not flinching. He gave up too and left. I then left to go find my parents. As I walked down through the witch camp, I noticed a giant werewolf in front of me. I suddenly think about my little sister, and I pick up my pace. They're walking through, and she's bawling and carrying on hystericly. I'm sitting there laughing my ass off. I meet up and we head for the center again. As we went up the bridge the Chainsaw guy came. My little brother and sister shot to wall, leaving me trapped between them and my mother. All the while I'm laughing like crazy at them. So we leave and I go up to check out the view in the platform. Well guess who I see? Clownie! So of course we got into it again. This time he used the mallet and I used my hand. I would whack him in the back, then try to dodge his hammer. I finally gave up, because I was getting bored. So I walked off and stood by my family. The priest guy was showing them the magic cotten trick. He would taker the cotton, light it, and it would vanish. All the time, it was in someone's palm. Really cool. Well as we're leaving the clownie comes for round three. I challenge him, and he responds, and we get into a macho fight. I cocked my head towards him and threw my body foreward. Well he did the same, and in seconds we were nose and fake nose. I swung out and he did, but my dad yells at me so I run to catch up. And then we eat, and drive home, and get on the computer, play a game on Warcraft III, and I posted tis here! Josh

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