Sunday, December 12, 2004

Humor.
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See, this is why, I should get on the internet when I'm sick. Stuff like this happens. Darncoolguy1: *closes book* Darncoolguy1: *opens Dawn of the Dead* sabbath midnight: *looks scared* Scawy Movie Darncoolguy1: MUHAHAHA! Darncoolguy1: *watches the moving book* sabbath midnight: Scawy Akamaru.... Darncoolguy1: Camera zooms in on window near Josh and Jamie. There, a scary face appears the dissapears, then a knock is heard at the door. sabbath midnight: *clings to Josh's arm* I don't like zombies any more... Darncoolguy1: I never did. *puts other arm around Jamie* Darncoolguy1: Come on, we gotta answer the door, becuase it's stupid and cliche in these types of movies. Darncoolguy1: *gets up, and moves slowly towards door* sabbath midnight: *follows close behind, keeping her eyes on Josh's bum because it's a nicer view* sabbath midnight: *giggles* Darncoolguy1: lol Darncoolguy1: *Undoes the locks, and opens the door* Hello? Camera pans in on the outside, Suddenly, out of nowhere, a house to house seller guy pops up sabbath midnight: *looks around Josh's shoulder and glares at the guy*...*points to sign that reads 'No Salesmen'* Darncoolguy1: He suddenly attacks, blood spewing from his mouth. *Josh slams the door shut* Darncoolguy1: Holy Shit. sabbath midnight: *almost passes out* I knew we shouldn't have opened the door.... Darncoolguy1: *catches Jamie* It could have been the pizza guy. sabbath midnight: *clings to Josh* Yeah...but what if they got him, too? Darncoolguy1: Oh dear Lord. Darncoolguy1: *passes out* sabbath midnight: *falls over and is squashed by Josh* Owie... Darncoolguy1: *lays there* sabbath midnight: *prod prod* Darncoolguy1: *still lays there* sabbath midnight: *pouts* If you don't move I'll be forced to take advantage of you Darncoolguy1: *is still laying there* Darncoolguy1: I just posted. sabbath midnight: wonderful sabbath midnight: *assaults Josh's pants* Darncoolguy1: Ah! *stands up* Darncoolguy1: I'm ok. sabbath midnight: *cackles* That woke you up... Darncoolguy1: Well. I passed out. Darncoolguy1: Anywho, *another knock is heard* Darncoolguy1: This time, it's gotta be the pizza man. sabbath midnight: *grabs a shotgun just incase* Darncoolguy1: *opens the door* Darncoolguy1: Dude: Dude, did you order a Pepperoni Pizza? Darncoolguy1: Of course, *hands him the money* Watch out for Zombies. Darncoolguy1: *closes door* Darncoolguy1: Outside, screams are heard sabbath midnight: Oh dear, should we help him? *sniffs the pizza* Darncoolguy1: Nope. Darncoolguy1: Too late. Darncoolguy1: *opens the Pizza Box* sabbath midnight: Yeah, you're right *takes a slice and eats* Darncoolguy1: *grabs a slice and eats too* Darncoolguy1: Hey, the news is on, care to watch? sabbath midnight: Yeah, sure thing *sits on the sofa and turns up the volume* Darncoolguy1: Anchor: Today, Zombies ate the president. We're all happy, and want to give them an award. Unfortunatly, they ate our camera guys. Darncoolguy1: *a grusome two minutes silm is shown, detailing it all* sabbath midnight: Ooh, nice...*carries on eating pizza* Want something to drink? Darncoolguy1: Yeah, but you have to go outside to get it. Darncoolguy1: Want me to come? sabbath midnight: *nods and clings* Darncoolguy1: *gets up, and opens the door unarmed* Darncoolguy1: Let's go. Darncoolguy1: *runs fast* sabbath midnight: *clings and tries to keep up* Darncoolguy1: *trips and falls* sabbath midnight: *falls on Josh* Darn Darncoolguy1: *pulls out Nayru's Love* Darncoolguy1: *throws it down* Darncoolguy1: OK, we're safe until I run outta... magic? *the shield falls* sabbath midnight: *looks very worried* Darncoolguy1: *throws out hands* Darncoolguy1: There we go. sabbath midnight: *nods* Now, what were we here for in the first place...*thinks and sees some zombies*....*passes out* Darncoolguy1: *grabs Jamie, let's the shield fall, and runs like hell. sabbath midnight: *wakes up but pretends to be unconcious* Darncoolguy1: *tosses Jamie and the couch, and slams the door shut with all the locks locked.* Banging is heard. sabbath midnight: *sits up and look at Josh* Don't open the door... Darncoolguy1: I won't. Darncoolguy1: *looks around* sabbath midnight: *blinks and carries on with the now cold pizza* Darncoolguy1: Aw. *turns on music* Darncoolguy1: Song: ZOMBIES WILL KILL YOU! ZOMBIES WILL EAT YOUR BRAIN! *shuts music off* Darncoolguy1: Whoever was here before us has bad taste in music. sabbath midnight: ......*hugs knees and starts to sway, muttering about zombies* Darncoolguy1: *sits down, cuddles Jamie* Darncoolguy1: It'll be ok. Darncoolguy1: We won't die. sabbath midnight: *cuddles back* You promise? Darncoolguy1: I promise. sabbath midnight: Okay then....*flinches when she hears banging and groans from outside* Darncoolguy1: We could go upstairs and have sex, only to come down to a room full of zombies. sabbath midnight: ....Usually I would be willing to take that risk...but in this situation....*sees blood splatter across the window* eeew Darncoolguy1: Hey, I just wanted to make this cliche. sabbath midnight: *shrugs and pounces* Darncoolguy1: *falls down* Darncoolguy1: The camera fades out... sabbath midnight: The camera pans around outside, showing the zombies getting in through the back Darncoolguy1: Meanwhile, the unseuspecting heros are getting it on. sabbath midnight: Zombies find that the back door is easy to open due to a faulty lock. Lightening flashes and it starts to rain Darncoolguy1: The heros roll of each other, then embrace. Darncoolguy1: A zombie then comes in and moans. Darncoolguy1: *stands up with the sheet covering himself* It's not what you think mom! sabbath midnight: *covers self with a pillow and stares at the zombie* Ew, pervert! Darncoolguy1: Oh, it's a zombie. *wipes sweat off brow* OK, Jamie, grab the gun. sabbath midnight: *does so and hands it to Josh* Darncoolguy1: *blasts the asshole's head out* Darncoolguy1: OK, now, we gotta find our clothes, and find out where those damn Zombies are coming from. *A voice is heard saying, LEVEL 1! GO!* sabbath midnight: *looks around* Where the hell did that voice come from? *shrugs and pulls on her pants and a sweater* Darncoolguy1: *throws on sexy shirt and sweat pants* Darncoolguy1: Now, let's find those Zombies. Darncoolguy1: Unarmed, becuase we have to find our guns. Darncoolguy1: *the guns dissapear* Darncoolguy1: (This would make seriously funny MyO stuff) sabbath midnight: (It really would, lol) sabbath midnight: *curses loudly and clutches to Josh's hand* If we don't survive, I want you to know that I will always love you! *romantic music plays just as zombies smash down the door* Darncoolguy1: *grabs Jamie's hand, and runs up the stairs* Later Dear. sabbath midnight: *follows, throwing pieces of rubble at the zombies behind* Darncoolguy1: *an annoying voice suddenly says, "You found a gun. Good Job you idiots. It took you long enough.* Darncoolguy1: *picks up the gun,* Jamie, Move. *shoots at Zombie hoard. The first one is down, and some bend down to eat. sabbath midnight: That's gross...*runs further up the stairs and hears the voice* You found two grenades *shoves them into her pockets* Darncoolguy1: Yes. *Josh fires again, and then runs* sabbath midnight: *sees an open doorway and runs into the room* Maybe we could hide until the zombies pass? sabbath midnight: *realises that the room is filled with zombie dogs* Darncoolguy1: Throw a grenade! sabbath midnight: *does so*...*is splattered by zombie parts* Darncoolguy1: Ew. At least, it's not No0b stuff... sabbath midnight: Yeah...*wipes it off and looka around the room* Right, they're all dead... Darncoolguy1: *closes door quietly* sabbath midnight: *whispers* Think we'll be safe in here? Darncoolguy1: I don't know. sabbath midnight: *feels around in the dark* That is the gun, isn't it? Darncoolguy1: Yep. Darncoolguy1: Wait... Darncoolguy1: *HEY STUPID! YOU FOUND A SHOTGUN!* sabbath midnight: That voice is getting on my nerves.... Darncoolguy1: I would say shoot it, but we need more ammo. sabbath midnight: Yes...and I wouldn't know where to aim...*twitches* Darncoolguy1: Aw, it's OK baby. *cuddles* sabbath midnight: *snuggles back* Meanwhile, the camera shows the scene outside in the corridor where the zombies are walking straight past the room, only a couple of them smelling the dead dogs Darncoolguy1: Those, are killed, by an invisble figure. sabbath midnight: *hears the thuds outside and whispers* What was that? Darncoolguy1: I don't know, but if we let go, we'll die. sabbath midnight: *clings tighter* Darncoolguy1: Jamie, I love you too. *romantic music is played* sabbath midnight: The camera zooms in on the couple, their faces only inches apart before a heavy knock is heard on the door Darncoolguy1: HOLY SHIT! Darncoolguy1: Who is it? sabbath midnight: ???- I'm correct to assume that you aren't zombies then? *the figure opens the door, shocking the couple* sabbath midnight: Is that....it can't be....James?! Darncoolguy1: OMG! Darncoolguy1: *runs over to him* sabbath midnight: *follows behind Josh* sabbath midnight: James- What are you two doing in here, I'm surprised you're still alive Darncoolguy1: Yeah, well there was no help from that annoying voice. sabbath midnight: James- I know, jblessing can get very annoying sometimes Darncoolguy1: Can we kill him? sabbath midnight: James- Unfortunatly not, he's helpful at times.... sabbath midnight: James- Though when the time comes...*laughs evilly* sabbath midnight: *stares* Darncoolguy1: Oh Lord. Darncoolguy1: James, who are these Zombies? sabbath midnight: James- I think they are n00bs, someone took a few grenades to them in the cafeteria... sabbath midnight: *whistles* Darncoolguy1: *whistles too* sabbath midnight: James- You wouldn't happen to know anything about that, would you? Darncoolguy1: Nope. Darncoolguy1: We've been here hiding and eating pizza. Darncoolguy1: *taps feet* sabbath midnight: James- Well, okay then *passes over two shotguns and more ammo* Protect yourselves, I must be off to find Solo Darncoolguy1: Oh, Thank God. sabbath midnight: *looks at the shotgun lovingly* Darncoolguy1: *hugs the shotgun* sabbath midnight: *glares at the shotgun* I'll get you later... Darncoolguy1: No, I'm good. sabbath midnight: *blinks* Darncoolguy1: Let's go find Kei. sabbath midnight: Yeah *marches off ahead, stepping over zombie parts* Darncoolguy1: Watch out for traps. sabbath midnight: *falls down a hole* Darncoolguy1: JAMIE! Darncoolguy1: Are you OK? sabbath midnight: *nods and looks up* Luckily it wasn't very deep.... Darncoolguy1: Well, I'm gonna go get some rope. Darncoolguy1: Hang tight, Darncoolguy1: *goes, finds rope, and comes back.* Darncoolguy1: *drops it down the hole* sabbath midnight: *clings to it and shimmies up the rope* sabbath midnight: *hugs* Thank you Darncoolguy1: *hugs back* What, you thought I'd leave you? sabbath midnight: No...but thank you anyway *stands* Come on, let's get going before some more zombies arrive Darncoolguy1: OK. *throws rope in the backpack, and keeps moving. sabbath midnight: *sees a shadow* Oy, maybe that was Kei! Darncoolguy1: No, it wasn't. Darncoolguy1: She has a manga shadow. Darncoolguy1: That was a zombie one. sabbath midnight: ....*steps behind Josh*

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