Thursday, December 30, 2004

Teh RESIDENT EVIL 2! + Prologue
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After the long await pause, the Jamie and Josh theator presents "Teh Resident Evil, Part 2" The camera pans in on the threesome. They look a little tired, walking through the halls. Josh has his gun cocked at the ready, Jamie has a grenade. Corey walks, his claws tapping on the hardwood floor. sabbath midnight: *looks down at Corey* Erm...Josh? Darncoolguy1: Yeppers? sabbath midnight: *points to your leg* I think Corey needed a wee-wee Darncoolguy1: O.o *looks down* Aw damnit Corey. What's your problem? sabbath midnight: Corey: I needed a leak man! I wasn't exactly going to use the dirty floor, was I? That's too good for my superior writing skills! Darncoolguy1: Oi. Talking dogs. Next time, use the dead corpses littering the hall. Darncoolguy1: Wait. Darncoolguy1: That explains the no attack. Someone, or something is clearing these halls out. Maybe it's Lady k! sabbath midnight: *gasps* It could be! *stares as Corey starts cleaning himself* Oh, man, that's gross! Darncoolguy1: Dude! We didn't want that. Go do that in the empty room over there1 sabbath midnight: Corey: *whimpers and walks off into the room* sabbath midnight: *carries on walking* sabbath midnight: Corey: *screams* Darncoolguy1: Should we look in? sabbath midnight: *shrugs* I could do without a talking rabid dog on our side sabbath midnight: Corey: *runs out* Solo Tremaine! Maid Outfit! Eyes....BURNING!!! *keels over* Darncoolguy1: Solo! Darncoolguy1: *runs over to the door* Darncoolguy1: HOLY MOTHER********************************************************************************* ***************************************** Darncoolguy1: (Edited due to extreme language.) sabbath midnight: *stares in shock*.......*nosebleeds* sabbath midnight: Solo: *meeps* Darncoolguy1: What have you done? What happened? Darncoolguy1: Who can I kill? sabbath midnight: Solo: Well, it was Adam's idea, he thought that I could lure out the zombies but the plan backfired and they instead locked me in this room for later *gulps* use...I think Adam went to find some help Darncoolguy1: Oh shit. Have you seen Kei? I think she imparative to our band. sabbath midnight: Solo: I saw her about 30 mins ago...she said she was going outside to secure the perimeter Darncoolguy1: Oh shit. This level is never going to end. You want to come with us Solo? sabbath midnight: Solo: Fine, just don't make me go up any steps....*growls* Darncoolguy1: Justin: SOLO TREMAINE, THE CROSS DRESSING FREAK JOINED YOUR DAMNED PARTY. YOU GUYS ARE ABUNCH OF JACK *BEEP*. sabbath midnight: I swear, when I find that guy...*makes throttling motions* sabbath midnight: Solo: You know, from this angle that looks very wrong.... sabbath midnight: *sweatdrops* Darncoolguy1: Solo, take these. I was saving them, but you can have them. *hands him a shirt and pants* sabbath midnight: Solo:.....What exactly were you saving them for? *squints* Darncoolguy1: Well.... Darncoolguy1: *blushes* *whistles* Let's go find Kei before the noob zombies get her. sabbath midnight: *glomps Josh from behind* Teeeeell us! sabbath midnight: Solo: *rolls eyes* Darncoolguy1: Hey! Save it for when Solo's not here Jamie... Darncoolguy1: I was saving them in case I got guts on this pair. sabbath midnight: Ooh, right...*walks into the next corridor* I see someone! sabbath midnight: Solo: *follows* Darncoolguy1: *cocks shotgun* Darncoolguy1: *follows* sabbath midnight: *points* I think it's Kei Darncoolguy1: *pushes ahead and strafes out in the hall* sabbath midnight: Kei: Oh, hey there, I see you found...*snicker* Solo.... Darncoolguy1: Solo: Step off it. Darncoolguy1: Somehow, I think that there is a deep subplot to be explored from here. sabbath midnight: *blinks and tugs on Solo's skirt* Didn't they have your size...? Darncoolguy1: Uhm. Ladies and Gentlement, we have to go on. Adam, James, and whatever the big boss is wait for us. sabbath midnight: *nods and stands, placing a hand on her grenade bag* sabbath midnight: Solo: *puts on some dark shades and walks into Kei* Darncoolguy1: O.o Darncoolguy1: I knew it! There is a subplot! Darncoolguy1: But we don't have time for it. Darncoolguy1: *shoots Corey* THAT"S FOR THE DISTURBING BIKINIS! Darncoolguy1: Ok, now we can go on. sabbath midnight: *walks further and hits the end of the tunnel* ....owie Darncoolguy1: What the? Darncoolguy1: Kei, where do we go next? We need to get out of the mansion. sabbath midnight: Kei: Hm, there was a door there last time...*reaches out and finds a handle, pushing it and opening the door* Ah, yes... sabbath midnight: *groans* Darncoolguy1: Oh lord. sabbath midnight: *stands up and brushes self off* Darncoolguy1: Are you Ok? sabbath midnight: *sniffles cutely and shakes head* Darncoolguy1: *hugs* Better? Or do I need to kiss your boo-boo? Darncoolguy1: Solo and Kei: *roll thier eyes* sabbath midnight: *nods and sniffles* It hurts, Josh.... sabbath midnight: Solo: Dear Lord...*walks outside and falls into a trench* Darncoolguy1: Aw Jamie... *takes her in his arms and give a passionate long kiss* All better? Darncoolguy1: Kei: *walks out and falls in ditch too* sabbath midnight: *looks down* I'm fine, but they aren't.... Darncoolguy1: *walks over* *peers in ditch* Everything OK? sabbath midnight: Solo and Kei: *shake their heads and groan* Darncoolguy1: Ok, No kisses for you all though. Darncoolguy1: *pulls out THE rope* Can you guys climb? sabbath midnight: Solo: I don't think my character can do that.... sabbath midnight: Try Jumping... sabbath midnight: Solo: *does so* Darncoolguy1: lol. Darncoolguy1: Kei, is your character a climber or jumper? sabbath midnight: Kei: *thinks and grabs the rope* Climber, it seems... Darncoolguy1: Yea! *pulls the rope up slowly while she climbs* Darncoolguy1: What happened? Why is there a giant ditch? I though you came from that door. sabbath midnight: Kei: Well....I came from a door that looked a lot like that...*points a few meters over* sabbath midnight: Solo: Jeez...my outfit got all dirty... Darncoolguy1: JUSTIN: CHANGE INTO THE OTHER CLOTHES! MY SCRIPT SAYS I SHOULD SAY SOLO TREMAINE, THE REGULAR JOE, AND, KEI THE PLUSHIE DRAWER, HAS JOINED YOUR FUCKING STUPID PARTY> sabbath midnight: Solo: *glares at the sky and gets changed into the new clothes* Happy, dammit? Darncoolguy1: JUSTIN: YES, THANK YOU MY SLAVES! Oh, and Jamie, It's time for you guys to learn how to jump ditches. Darncoolguy1: Justin: Just jump really hard and hope the gods are there to help. Darncoolguy1: Justin: That is all. sabbath midnight: ....That's all? sabbath midnight: Fat lot of good you are! Darncoolguy1: Justin: DON"T MAKE ME BRING BACK COREY! Darncoolguy1: Don't bother him! DON'T BOTHER HIM! sabbath midnight: *shuts up and runs at the ditch, making it across* sabbath midnight: Solo: *claps* Darncoolguy1: Go Jamie! If I make it, I'm so gonna kiss you! Darncoolguy1: Kei: *thwaps him* No your not! Darncoolguy1: Why not? Darncoolguy1: Kei: Becuase, she's about to be taken away. Darncoolguy1: Shit, is this cliche or what? Darncoolguy1: *watches Jamie be dragged away by people in black* Darncoolguy1: JAMIE! sabbath midnight: *screams* JOSH!! sabbath midnight: SAVE ME!! Darncoolguy1: *fires shithun* sabbath midnight: *is knocked out by chloroform* Darncoolguy1: JAMIE!!!! sabbath midnight: The camera shows a slow motion shot, the bullet clearly going through one of the people in black...the camera then focusses on Josh's face, zooming in. Darncoolguy1: It's a shot of one who is in, not only agony, but also terror and anger. Darncoolguy1: Josh then falls to the ground, sobbing uncontrolably. Darncoolguy1: She's gone. I couldn't save her and she's gone! Darncoolguy1: *points shotgun at him* Maybe, I could help her if I was dead! sabbath midnight: Solo: Don't be stupid! *grabs the gun* That won't do any good! sabbath midnight: Kei: *looks worried and pulls Josh up* Solo's right, we just need to keep calm and think of a plan... Darncoolguy1: NO! We have to follow them! *gets ready to jump* Darncoolguy1: *starts to run forward* Darncoolguy1: *stops* Darncoolguy1: *collapses on the floor* sabbath midnight: Solo: Josh! *pulls on his arms, looking worried* What is it? Darncoolguy1: She's.....gone. I... I... I... couldn't help her. We were in this together, and I let her down. sabbath midnight: Solo: You didn't let her down...no one could have done anything, not even James or Adam...*pulls him up roughly* Crying won't help her..she needs you now.. Darncoolguy1: I... need to think for a minute. I'll be backl. *walks off towards the room where Solo was hidden* (Heh, thought a bit of Drama might spice things up) Now, for today's update. I beat Half Life 2, and I'm 100% pissed with the ending. If you don't want to know what happens, scroll on. Why? Why take me away when Alyx is going to blow up? Why couldn't I die too? I HATE YOU VALVE!!!!!! (No, not really, I'm just sad, that's all) [/end spoiler] I think I'm going to go do something productive today. Maybe go and eat some cheese. I haven't decided. Oh, and here's how that whole Drama/Comedy started. Darncoolguy1: *hides in women's department of giant mall department store* sabbath midnight: *walks in after you and grabs your ear* sabbath midnight: *sees a nice skirt* Darncoolguy1: *hides* sabbath midnight: *grabs it and goes to try it on* Darncoolguy1: *Sits outside with gun at the ready* sabbath midnight: *comes out in the skirt* How do I look? Darncoolguy1: Marvelous darling, simply marvelous. sabbath midnight: *grins and then pales* Erm...can zombies climb? Darncoolguy1: No. sabbath midnight: *points to the window* Then what's that? Darncoolguy1: That would be my specially ordered zombie killer monkey. sabbath midnight: ....you can get those? Darncoolguy1: Yep. sabbath midnight: Woah...*goes to get a gun and some grenades* Darncoolguy1: *already has* Darncoolguy1: I'll get Monkey to kill someone and throw thier carcass out. sabbath midnight: Okay then...who can we kill? Darncoolguy1: Let's kill some noobs. sabbath midnight: Oooh, good one sabbath midnight: *follows a SPAM trail* Darncoolguy1: *follows one leading another way* Darncoolguy1: *eats popcorn* sabbath midnight: *finds a n00b orgy* Ew... sabbath midnight: *is splattered with something sticky* That better be spam!! Darncoolguy1: Oh lord. Darncoolguy1: *finds a n00b cafeteria* sabbath midnight: *walks over to where Akamaru is, still wiping said sticky substance from face* Darncoolguy1: *shudders* sabbath midnight: *nods and wipes it off on Akamaru's shirt* Darncoolguy1: *looks disgusted, then takes off shirt* sabbath midnight: *stares* sabbath midnight: ... Darncoolguy1: *grabs random shirt* sabbath midnight: *steals shirt* sabbath midnight: *realises that n00bs are watching* Darncoolguy1: Let's show 'em how Zombie killers work. sabbath midnight: n00b: OMFG!!!111! He ish teh sexah!!1! LOLOLO!!11 *pounces Akamaru* sabbath midnight: *watches as he is pounced* Darncoolguy1: *grabs knife* Darncoolguy1: *stabs n00b* Darncoolguy1: *then shoots a dirty look at Jamie* sabbath midnight: *grins as a n00b starts humping his leg* sabbath midnight: Having fun? Darncoolguy1: Erg. Darncoolguy1: *blasts the brain out* Darncoolguy1: Now, it's your turn. Darncoolguy1: I'll turn around, and you take your shirt off. sabbath midnight: .....what?! Darncoolguy1: Yeah, I want you to get leg humped too. sabbath midnight: *shrugs and takes off her shirt* Darncoolguy1: *turns around* sabbath midnight: *has a grenade in hand* sabbath midnight: *glares at n00bs* Darncoolguy1: Noob: OMFG!111!! Darncoolguy1: *runs at Jamie* Darncoolguy1: *unzips it's pants8 sabbath midnight: *throws grenade at pants* sabbath midnight: *proceeds to shoot* Darncoolguy1: *laughs* Darncoolguy1: *puts a sexy, shiney blue shirt on* sabbath midnight: *strokes shirt and puts a silky silver one on* Darncoolguy1: *strokes random animal* sabbath midnight: *stares* sabbath midnight: *shoots random n00b* Darncoolguy1: *eats random bratwurst* sabbath midnight: ....<_< *sits with some n00bs and eats with them* Darncoolguy1: *pulls the pin out of a grenade* Darncoolguy1: *throws it at the nearest table* sabbath midnight: *looks up to see a grenade*...*runs* Darncoolguy1: Faster! sabbath midnight: *does a matrix style jump and roll behind an upturned table* Darncoolguy1: BOOM! Darncoolguy1: *everywhere is splattered with SPAM* sabbath midnight: *is safe behind the table* Darncoolguy1: You know what? I think we should stick with Zombies* sabbath midnight: Yeah, we'll leave n00bs to Alan Darncoolguy1: *closes book* (That's where I started Part 1) Peace out all.

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