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Monday, October 18, 2004

Floor pie.

Joke time!


Did you hear the one about the three-legged dog? He walked into a bar and said, "I'm lookin' fer the guy who shot my paw."

Two muffins are in an oven. The first one says to the second one, "Hey, is it getting hot in here?", and the second one says, "Aaah! A talking muffin!"

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says to the second one, "You know how to drive this thing?"

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

Q. What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A. Cloud.

Did you hear the one about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe there was a dog.

Two dyslexic people walked into a bra.

A guy walked into a bar and fell down.


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