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Sunday, October 24, 2004

You know what kind of shampoo I use?

(If you answered that yes, I'm changing all my locks.) Well, I'll tell you what kind of shampoo I don't use.

I don't use shampoo for thin hair; I don't use shampoo for thick hair; I don't use shampoo that revitalizes my hair. Hair is dead, and the researchers at shampoo companies are not necromancers.

I don't use shampoo that will make my hair shiny; I don't use shampoo that will make my hair dull; I have no idea what the hell a "split end" is. I don't use conditioner. The condition of my hair is as follows: in strands on top of my skull.

I use the type of shampoo that you put on top of your head, rub around, use to mold your hair into a mohawk, rinse it out, and when you come out of the shower - your hair is clean.

That's the shampoo I use.
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