Thursday, December 2, 2004

Things I would do if I made a website
Ok, first let me start this off (<--not repetitive. Trust me.) by beating your hopes into a fleshy mass with the This-Whole-Posting-Every-Day-Thing-Isn't-Going-To-Become-Routine baseball bat. Whoops! Too late.

Now then, let's get started.


1. It wouldn't be entirely a personal page where I talk about my crappy life and talking about such exciting things as going to Chili's with some friend named Rob or Leena. It also wouldn't be a page focused around anything else, since I'm not clever enough to come up with cool things to do or write about on a routine basis. Instead, it'd be something of a mixture of the two. Sort of like this page, but less focus on my personal life. Hopefully, It would be really fun to visit, and have sort of a grab bag of features and facets.

2. Now, this is still very tentative (not sure why, though. This site'll probably never happen anyway, lol), but if I could do it right - and I would hope that I could - the site wouldn't flow downward like most sites, but sideways. Oh, yes. When you think about it, the scroll left/right feature in web surfing is really only something to help out with annoyances, such as viewing obnoxiously huge pictures, or when people with absolutely no madd h@XX0r skillz try to make pages that end up splashing off too far to the right. In essence, this idea could be thought not to change with my site, but instead, being used to such a huge degree, would be symbolic of the incredible agitation that just visiting the site would incur. And if not that, then it would at least be a huge break away from the ordinary, which is something that most all web designers seem to strain for most of all.

3. I would name it Fuzz Incognito. I don't know when I thought of this name, it may go even as far back as two years ago. I do know that when I thought of it, it was supposed to be what I still think is a pretty good way to represent my brain. I've got a great logo drawn, too. If only I had a way to scan it, I would definitely post it up here.

4. My site would be hosted by Velegant Web Hosting! The most convenient, reliable hosting option on the 'Net! Velegant: always there for you.

5. I wouldn't sell out to anybody.

I can't remember anything else right now. What else would be cool?
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