Saturday, December 11, 2004

"Stay, ye imperrrfect macspeaker! Mactell me macmore!
lol. The Reduced Shakespeare Company rocks.

So I got this guestbook signing yesterday:

"SOOOO... you hate Kansas do you?! Nice to know... cause this Kansan right here has many many weapons... and is highly trained in how to use them.

Before you go biasing the integrity and intelligence of all people in Kansas... take a look at yourself first k? If all Kansans are idiots, then that makes you full-blooded, right? Stereotyping people by where they live is idiotic... sorry. I don't seem to care what you think on this. I don't even know you and you've already offended me... KANSAN... later... *flips the bird*"

Thank you, my friend! Now I will go through this signing piece by piece and tell you why you are wrong/misguided/stupid.


"SOOOO... you hate Kansas do you?!"

SOOOO, you're 21 and you still capitalize entire words completely unnecessarily are you?!

"Nice to know... cause this Kansan right here has many many weapons... and is highly trained in how to use them."

Oh, lawdy! I gots me a reeeal gangsta afta me!

You posers and your hollow threats are one of the main reasons I hate Kansas so much in the first place.

"Before you go biasing the integrity and intelligence of all people in Kansas... take a look at yourself first k?"

*does so* My, who's that handsome devil there?

Ok, now what?

"If all Kansans are idiots, then that makes you full-blooded, right?"

Wrong, buckaroo. I was born and raised in Louisiana. It was only by unavoidable circumstances that I moved to this hellhole.

"Stereotyping people by where they live is idiotic... sorry."

What stereotyping? I'm basing my knowledge off of everything I've seen since I've moved here. And if you had paid attention to the petition, you would see that I had actually said that there was an exception of "maybe less than a dozen" people here who aren't total morons. Had I been stereotyping in any way, these people would've been considered just as bad as everyone else.

"I don't seem to care what you think on this."

Then don't whine about it, and just blow it off. I'm not forcing anyone to listen to me.

"I don't even know you and you've already offended me... KANSAN..."

I live in ... Kansas? *gasp!* Say it ain't so!

And is it just me, or did the way you typed that make it look like you're trying to insult me by calling me a Kansan? Is that not the opposite of what you're trying to convey?

"later... *flips the bird*"

See what I mean, people? No communication skills whatsoever.


Need I say more? If you're not convinced to go sign the petition (link in my intro) yet, well, I don't know how much more I can do. (note: this person actually signed it himself. Go look.)
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