Thursday, January 6, 2005

I guess I'm doing a survey.
Kinda weird, since I've never posted one before, much less a 500 question one. But I saw this one at Shin's place, and felt like I wanted to do one. Read away.


001. What is your name? John
002. Spell your name backwards: on
003. Date of birth: March 29, 1990
004. Male or female? Manliness
005. Astrological sign: Yogi
006. Nicknames: None
007. Occupation? High school student
008. Height: 5'11" or 6'
009. Weight: 200lb or so
010. Hair color: blonde
011. Eye color: blue
012. Where were you born? Pineville, Louisiana
013. Where do you reside now? Kanzus
014. Age: 14.
015. Screen names: Who?, Faladis, Not_an_Aardvark
016. E-mail addy: check my profile
017. What does your screen name stand for? Nothing, really
018. What is your lj name? lj is for losers. myO is what all the cool people use.
019. What does your Blurty name stand for? What the hell?
020. Pets: Un perro y un gato
021. Number of candles you blew out on your last birthday cake? Thirteen
022. Piercings? None
023. Tattoo's? Good punctuation?
024. Shoe size: 13
025. Righty or lefty? Lefty
026. Wearing: Obnoxiously ugly debate t-shirt and jeans
027. Hearing: I Voted for Kodos - "You Never Asked Me To"
028. Feeling: Like taking a survey
029. Eating/drinking: Just got done with some kickass ribs.

~Girls/Love/Kissing/And Other Stuff~
061. Have you ever been in love? Not by my definition.
062. How many people have you told "I love you"? Wha...? Yeah, lemme go check my log. Dumbass.
063. How many people have you been in love with? Zero
114. Does someone in your family wear a toupee? Umm, no o_O
115. Do you have any nieces or nephews? No
116. Are your parents divorced? No
117. Do you have step parents? No
118. Has your family ever disowned another member of your family? No
119. If so for what? N/A
120. Did some of your family come to America from another country? At some point, we all did, I suppose.

~Music Stuff~
121. What song do you swear was written about you or your life? Weird Al Yankovic - "Albuquerque". Or not.
122. What's the most embarrasing cd you own? I have insanely perfect taste, so nothing.
123. What's the best cd you own? Ooh, that's a toughie. Relient K's "Mmhmm"? Blindside's "Silence"? I'll have to let that one brew.
124. What song do you absolutely hate? I couldn't narrow it down to one.
125. Do you sing in the shower? No
126. What song reminds you of that special someone? You got me


~Okay, I Name An Artist And You Give A Lyric From Any One Of Their Songs!~
(I have decided that this is stupid, and I will merely give you my opinion on these artists.) (Shin put that in there, and I decided it was a better idea.)
127. Pink: Crap
128. Aerosmith: Pretty good
129. Madonna: Bringing musical whorage to a whole new level
130. Korn: Heard next to nothing from them, but I think their name is stupid.
131. Backstreet Boys: It's safe now, they're gone.
132. The Beatles: Two thumbs up
133. Sublime: Never heard
134. J.Lo: Crap
135. *Nsync: They're like a big, slimy monster. If it isn't destroyed completely, it'll just turn into more little, annoying solo monsters.
136. Limp Bizkit: Whiter than they'd like to claim they think they are
137. Britney Spears: Crap
138. Creed: Shin should get his ass kicked for thinking they suck.
139. Enrique Iglesias: Ricky Martin wannabe
140. Good Charlotte: Whiny little bastards
141. Christina Aguilera: Outdoes Madonna
142. Eminem: Pretty enjoyable for popular rap
143. New Found Glory: Whiny little bastards
144. Kelly Clarkston: Stupid music, but stupid in a more respectable way than most pop
145. Kelly Osbourne: Annoying
146. Mandy Moore: Can't remember any of her music, but probably a no
147. Eve: Never heard
148. Aaliyah: Not my style
149. Nelly: Loser
150. Alicia Keys: Respectable
151. Incubus: Coolness

~Favorites~
152. Color: Red?
153. Food: Cheese
154. Song: "The Boys Are Back In Town" by Thin Lizzy, at the moment
155. Show: The Twilight Zone, at the moment
156. school subject: Intro physics, maybe
157. Band/singer: Blindside or Relient K or something like that
158. Animal: A shark, riding on top of an elephant
159. Outfit: Clothing
160. Radio station: 96.5 The Buzz or Rock 106 (irrespectively)
161. Movie: I could've told you before I was asked.
162. Pair of shoes: Probably my moccasins, but anyone with more than four pairs of shoes needs to get their priorities straightened out.
163. Cartoon: See: Movie
164. Actor: See: Movie
165. Actress: See: Movie
166. Potato chip: Lays Sour Cream and Onion
167. Drink: Dr. Pepper
168. Alcoholic drink: None
169. Holiday: None
170. Perfume/cologne: I rather enjoy my own personal musk.
171. Pizza topping: Sausage
172. Jello flavor: Oh my, I haven't had Jello in years.
173. Lunch meat: Turkey
174. Board game: ...Parcheesi?
175. Video game: See: Movie
176. Website: www.myotaku.com/john :P
177. Book: 1984 by George Orwell
178. Computer game: Deus Ex
179. Number: 1,233,432,534,554,962,154,356.368405
180. Cereal: Captain Crunch
181. Comedian: N/A
182. Dessert: Sahar-- er, cheesecake
183. Disney character: Owl
184. Clothing store: Old Navy
185. Passtime: Internet, and I'm not ashamed of it.
186. Teacher: None
187. Childhood toy: NES
188. Carnival game/ride: The one that spins you around really fast and you're stuck to the walls
189. Candy bar: Snickers Cruncher
190. Magazine: None
191. Salad dressing: Ranch
192. Thing to do on the weekend: Win millions of dollars
193. Hot drink: Apple Cider
194. Season: Spring
195. Sport to watch: None
196. Person to talk to online: Myself?

~Your Bedroom/Sleeping Habits~
197. What color are your sheets? Tan and blue
198. What color are your bedroom walls? Dark blue
199. Do you have posters on your wall? Yes
200. If so of what? A framed copy of van Gogh's "Cafe Terrace"
201. Do you have a tv in your bedroom? No
202. How many pillows are on your bed? Four
203. What do you normally sleep in? T-shirt and boxers
204. Describe your favorite pair of pajamas: They look, feel, smell, sound, and taste just like a t-shirt and boxers
205. What size bed do you have? Single
206. Do you have a waterbed/bunkbed/daybed? What's a daybed? Isn't that kind of an oxymoron?
207. Do you have your own phone line in your bedroom? No
208. Do you listen to music while trying to fall asleep? Can't
209. Describe the last nightmare you had: I sleep pretty hard, so I don't really remember my dreams.
210. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? No
211. How many people can comfortably sleep in your bed? One, so don't try it.
212. Do you sleep in any unusual positions? Define "unusual"...
213. Do you have to share your bedroom with a sibling? No
214. Do you snore? Do you care?
215. How about drool? No
216. Do you have an alarm clock in your room? Yupperoo
217. What color is the carpet in your room? Blue
218. What's under your bed? Monsters

~This or that~
219. beach/mountains: Mountains
220. Donuts/bagels: Donuts
221. Day/night: Day
222. Wicked witch of the east/wicked witch of the west: East (babealicious)
223. Heaven/hell: Heaven
224. Make love/have sex: Neither. (Wouldn't anyone that would do one do the other?)
225. Coffee/tea: Neither
228. Britney/Christina: John
229. Swiss cheese/american cheese: Depends on how they're used.
230. Real World/Road Rules: What kind of loser wrote this thing?
231. Backstreet Boys/*Nsync: Music
232. Silver/gold: Silver
233. Nike/Adidas: Since I'm judging by logos, Adidas
234. McDonalds/Taco Bell: Taco Bell
235. Sweet/sour: Sweet
236. Punk/emo: Emo
237. Hot/cold: Cold
238. Winter/summer: Winter
239. Spring/fall: Sprizning
240. Operas/plays: Plays
241. Read/watch tv: Depends
242. Cd's/tapes: CDs
243. Dvd's/vhs: DVDs
244. Old/new: Old/new what? Seriously, am I supposed to choose one or the other in all scenarios?
245. Shorts/skirts: Shorts
246. Pink/red: Dude, I'm a guy! I reek of testosterone! Stop insulting my masculinity!
247. Colored pictures/black and white photos: Colored pictures
248. Meat/vegetables: Meat
249. Mexican food/Chinese food: Chinese. MSG's rock my socks.
250. Commercials/infomercials: You're straining, aren't you?
251. Scary movies/comedies: Comedies
252. Bikinis/one piece bathing suits: Manliness! MANLINESS!!
253. Sandals/tennis shoes: Tennis shoes
254. Dogs/cats: Both are cool
255. Unicorns/fairies: Fairies
256. Water/land: Water
257. Sugar/spice: Spice
258. Black/white: In what context?
259. ribbons/bows: Ribbons
260. Chicken/beef: Beef
261. Colored christmas lights/regular white christmas lights: White
262. Cars/trucks: Cars
263. Austin Powers/James Bond: James Bond
264. Popcorn/pretzels: Popcorn
265. Hip/hop: Wha--? Stop messing with me.
266. Passionate kiss/peck: Depends on the occasion
267. WWE wrestling/real wrestling: Real
268. Back rub/foot massage: Back rub. Ninja back rub, at that.
269. Picture frames/photo albums: Picture frames
270. Pens/pencils: Pencils

~What Is Your Opinion Of The Following~
271. Eminem: Possibly white
272. Virgins: Cool
273. God: r0xx0rz
274. The Osbournes: Lame
275. Reality TV: Whiny and lame
276. J.Lo: Already covered it
277. Religion: Overly dissed. I'm a Christian, myself.
278. Emo music: Cool, as long as it's original
279. Valentine's Day: A downer for John *sniff*
280. Christina Aguilera's comeback: Quick, sophisticated, and witty. I mean, seriously, who'd have thought of, "Your mom!" Genius.
281. Homosexuals: Thumbs down
282. Abortion: Thumbs down
283. Inter-racial relationships: Why not?
284. Murder: It's bad. Duh.
285. Death: It'll happen. Duh.
286. Obesity: Try to stay fit, but don't obsess over it.
287. Pre-marital sex: Thumbs down
288. Terrorism: We should get our own country out of the crapper first.
289. Pornography: Thumbs, once again, down



I'll have to finish it later.
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