Friday, January 7, 2005

The rest of the survey
290. Fortune tellers: I think the Miss Cleo soundboard is pretty funny.
291. Threesomes: I'll bet you're all guessing my answers by now, lol
292. Prostitution: Even without my beliefs I would say that giving it or taking it is really lame.
293. Politics: Funny. I've finally realized that I'm 14, and I've mostly stopped taking it seriously.
294. Country music: *Cries*
295. George W. Bush: He's a moron, but I support him for reasons that I don't feel like talking about now. Maybe later.
296. Cloning: Only if it's me they're cloning, and even that only for the benefit of the world.
297. Britney's boobs: Holy crap, am I really supposed to have an opinion on that? What kind of no-life wrote this?
298. Gas prices in America: *Amazed stare at survey author* Gee, I think they're super, Sherlock.

~Name Game~
What Do You Think Of When You Hear These Common Names?.
299. Jack: A car jack
300. Tiffany: Nothing, really
301. Ben: Franklin
302. Maria: Nothing
303. Jennifer: Pronouncing the 'j' as an 'h', for some reason.
304. Nicole: Nada
305. Amy: Zilch
307. Richard: Zippo
308. Justin: I suck at this, don't I?
309. Arnold: Schwarzenegger
310. Tom: "mot" spelled backwards
311. Melissa: Nothing
312. Charlotte: Whiny bastards
313. Harold: Hair
314. John: "Do it yourself, I'm busy!"
315. Joel: Nothing
316. Vanessa: Carlton
317. Michelle: My aunt
318. Kevin: Classmate
319. Brent: Nothing
320. Jake: An old dog
321. Billy: Sorry name
322. Sarah: Wonder if they spell it with an 'h' or not.
323. Natalie: Nothing
324. Christi: Nothing
325. Nick: Nothing
326. Linda: Gnihton
327. Taylor: Hoting
328. Jordan: A river
329. Jamie: Inthog
330. Adrian: Brody

~Have You Ever....~
331. Mooned anyone? No
332. Been on a diet? Pft, yeah right
333. Been to a foreign country? No
334. Broken a bone? No
335. Swallowed a tooth/cap/filling: No
336. Swear at a teacher? Not so they could hear
337. Talked to a xanga member via e-mails or instant messages? Xanga is a stupid word.
338. Got in a fight? No
339. Dated a teacher? NO
340. Laughed so hard you peed your pants? Yes, and I'm damn proud
341. Thought about killing your enemy? Yes
342. Gone skinny dipping? No
343. Met another xanga member in the flesh? My sister
344. Told a little white lie? Yes
345. Told a secret you swore not to tell? No way
346. Stolen anything? Not to my recollection
347. Misused a swear word and it sounded absolutely stupid? Bastard no!
348. Been on TV? Yes
349. Been on the radio? No
350. Been in a mosh pit? No
351. Been to a concert? Yes
352. Dated one of your best friends? No
353. Loved someone so much it makes you cry? No
354. Decieved somebody close to you? Yeah
355. Broken the law? Nothing out of the ordinary
356. Been to a rodeo? You bet yer britches
357. Been on a talk show? No
358. Been on a game show? No
359. Been on an airplane? Aye
360. Got to ride on a firetruck? No
361. Came close to dying? Yes, I couldn't (or didn't, lol) breathe when I came out of the womb.
362. Cheated on a bf/gf? A gargantuan folklorist? No
363. Gave someone a piggy back ride? Yes
364. Terrorized a babysitter? No
365. Made a mud pie? Yes
366. Had a dream that you’re falling off a cliff? No
367. Snuck out of the house at night? No
368. Been so drunk you don't remember your name? No
369. Had an eating disorder? No
370. Felt like you didn't belong? Yes, and I couldn't be more relieved by it.
371. Felt like the 3rd wheel? My systems are unfamiliar with that phrase.
372. Smoked? Ew. No.
373. Done drugs? No
374. Been arrested? No
375. Had your tonsils removed? No
376. Gone to camp? Yup
377. Won a bet? Probably
378. Written a love letter? No
379. Gone out of your way to be with the one you love? In the sense that I'm taking this question, no
380. Written a love poem? No, I suck at poetry.
381. Kissed in the rain? Uh-uh
382. Slow danced with someone you love? No, my dope moves can't be contained for more than two minutes after I start to get my groove on.
383. Participated in cyber sex? Haha, yeah right. That's as lame as it gets.
384. Faked an orgasm? No
385. Stolen a kiss? No
386. Asked a friend for relationship advice? No. I'm smarter than everyone else in the world.
387. Had a friend steal your bf/gf? No
388. Watched the sunset/rise with someone you love? No
389. Gotten a speeding ticket? No
390. Done jail time? No
391. Had to wear a uniform to work? Yes, of a sort
392. Won a trophy? Yeah
393. Thrown up in public? Yes, it was quail, too. Good quail.
394. Bowled a perfect game? No
395. Failed/got held back? No
396. Got perfect attendance in grade school? Probably, but the bastards never recognized me.
397. Roasted pumpkin seeds? Yes
398. Taken ballet lessons? No
399. Attempted suicide? No
400. Cut yourself? No

~Childhood Stuff~
401. Did you play with Barbies? No
402. Did you own Treasure Trolls? No
403. Did you watch Beverly Hills 90210? No
404. Did you play Simon? Yes
405. Did you watch Fraggle Rock? Before my time
406. Did you wet the bed? Once, at a friend's house, lol
407. Did you believe there were monsters in your closet or under your bed? Not truly, but I was damn suspicious
408. Did you wear the underwear with the days of the week on them? What?
409. Were you shy? No, I was annoying.
410. Were you spoiled? No
411. Were you abused? No
412. Did you go to the circus? Yes, but I never really liked it too much.
413. Did you go to the zoo? Yes
414. Were you in a car accident? Yes
415. Did you build snowmen? Yup
416. Did you cry when you scraped your knee? Yes
417. Were your older cousins mean to you? No
418. Did you think slinkies were cool? Are you insinuating that they're not?
419. Did you think the Ninja Turtles really lived in the sewer? Um, no.
420. Were you afraid of the dark? Yes
421. Did you have slumber parties? No
422. Did you have New Kids On The Block sheets, curtains, sleeping bags, dolls and pajamas? *hesitates* ... YES! Just kidding.
423. Did you tease your hair out like Tiffany? Who is Tiffany and no.
424. Did you believe in the Easter Bunny/Santa Claus/ and the Tooth Fairy? Who didn't?

~Randomness~
425. Do you believe in aliens? Not really, but I would if I weren't a Christian.
426. Name three things that are next to your computer: A bunch of papers and folders, a phone, another phone
427. Do you have any hidden talents? If I told you, I wouldn't
428. Do you wish MTV would play music videos? No, they'd just play crap.
429. If you were to star in a movie, what kind of movie would it be? The kind that you see ten trillion times
430. What would your movie star name be? Last I checked, movie stars generally used their real names.
431. Do you play any sports? No
432. What's the scariest movie you've ever seen? Scary movies suck. They're all stupid.
433. What is the best movie you've seen in the theater or rented recently? Recently? Ocean's Twelve.
434. What is the dumbest movie you've ever seen? What About Bob? It's also one of the most awesomest movies I've ever seen.
435. Do you drive? No
436. What is your dream car? Anything with a completely unnecessary amount of gizmos and features and a good sound system
437. Do you think your good looking? Hell yeah. I'm the shiznit.
438. Do others think you are good looking? Not blind people
439. Would you ever sky dive? Are you insane? Hell no!
440. Do you believe in Bigfoot? I don't really care either way.
441. How many rooms do you have in your house? Seven
442. Are you afraid of roller coasters? No
443. Do you believe in God? Yes
444. Do you believe in Satan? Yes
445. Do you believe there is a heaven? Yes
446. Do you believe there is a hell? Yes
447. Do you own a pooltable? I wish
448. Do you have a pool? No
449. Do you have a dishwasher in your kitchen? Yes
450. Do you like chocolate? Not by itsself
451. Who/what is on your 2004 calendar? If I had one, it'd be numbers.
452. How many U.S. states have you been to? Oklahoma, Louisiana, Kansas, Missouri, Arkansas, West Virinia, Maryland, Colorado, Illinois, Texas, Alabama, Mississippi, D.C. (guess it counts)
453. Ever wished on a shooting star? No
454. Best Halloween costume you ever wore? Eh, don't know.
455. Do you carry any weapons on you? Yeah, a sweet-ass grenade launcher
456. What is your weakness? What is this "weakness" you speak of?
457. Name something you can't get enough of: The force, when it starts up
458. Describe yourself in 3 adjectives: ninja-like, awesome-like, usually wearing pants
459. How many kids do you want to have? What, like right now?
460. Future daughters names: Horace, Oswald
461. Future sons names: T-Fru, Sizzle
462. What is your ideal way to die? AK47 in one hand, electric guitar in the other, grenade pin between the teeth, riding a monster wave on top of a shark and blowing the crap out of the oncoming hordes of werewolves on jet skis
463. How do you release stress? See above
464. Are you a trendy person? No
465. Are you an artistic person? A little bit
466. Are you a realistic person? Sometimes
467. Do you un-tie your shoes every time you take them off? No
468. Are you a strong person? No
469. Are you a strong willed person? When needs be
470. Who is the last person to e-mail you? The beautiful single mom who lives on an island resort in the Pacific and wants to lower my mortgage
471. Who is the last person to IM you? I never get IM'ed, lol
472. Do you hate chain e-mails? Yes
473. Are you a deep sleeper? Yes
474. Are you a good story teller? Not in front of large groups
475. What do you believe is your best quality? My sense of humor
476. What is your greatest accomplishment? I don't know, but it's pretty far down there, lol
477. Do you like to burn candles or incense? No
478. Do you do yoga? No
479. Do you have your own credit card? No
480. Let's say you win the lotto. Get my family out of the financial crapper, and invest the money
481. Do you have a check book? No
482. Do you like your driver? These questions make zero sense.
483. Do you tan easily? No
484. What color is your hair naturally? Blonde
485. How many fillings do you have? None
486. How many cavities did you have at your last dentist visit? None
487. Worst feeling in the world? Depression
488. Best feeling in the world? Nostalgia
489. Is the glass half empty or half full? The glass has been captured by an elite clan of ninjas, and it's up to the world's best team of vampire hunters to get it back.
490. Last thing you downloaded? Music
491. Do you catch yourself using online terms in your real life? No
492. What do you think people think of you? Quiet
493. Are you a likeable person? If I like you
494. Do you need therapy? Asshole
495. Do you take medication for a chemical imbalance? Stop being so politically correct, and ask me if I'm a nutjob.
496. What the best way to be proposed to? In space!
497. What kind of movie would you star in? Whoa. De ja vou.
498. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? That was a really lame way to sqeeze a joke in there, you know.
499. When are you moving? As soon as I freaking can
500. What's your favorite phrase? "Egad, my porrous friend! The recoiling danger fiend has locked the seltzer conundrum!" As of now.
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