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Tuesday, January 11, 2005


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And I probably but may not visit many sites today.


Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him to fish, and he'll sit in a boat drinking beer all day.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.

If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.

Light a man a fire, and he will be warm for a night. Light a man ON fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

The less intelligent people think you are, the more surprised they will be when you kill them.

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Life in a vacuum sucks.

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