myOtaku.com: John

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Vitals

Birthday
• 1990-03-29
Gender
• Male
Location
• Kansas
Member Since
• 2003-07-31
Occupation
• Student
Real Name
• John Cook

Personal

Anime Fan Since
• Oh, I don't know. DBZ, sixth grade?
Favorite Anime
• Cowboy Bebop, Evangelion, World Record (Animatrix)
Goals
• Finish an Illustrator project of mine, learn guitar
Hobbies
• Illustratoring, browsing the internet, listening to music, being generic.

myOtaku.com: John

Wednesday, January 19, 2005

Resistance is useless
About a week or so ago, I gave a speech for Speech class (go figure, eh?) wherein we had to demonstrate how to do something. You know the one, you've all done it at some point. These are easily my favorite speeches, because... I don't know. Maybe the hands-on-ness? But anyway, they're very enjoyable both to do and watch.

My speech was on how to turn a disposable camera into a taser, as shown here. Unfortunately - and despite the working identical prototype made a few days before - Operation Taser Speech produced naught but a dud.

However, that same day (two blocks later, in fact) I was pulled by my Speech teacher into his room. Apparently, someone had been zapping people with a taser made from a disposable camera. (DUN DUN DUNNN!!) I told him I had no knowledge of this incident, and he let me be. Obviously, the culprit either got my camera out of the trash and working, or he or one of his friends just happened to have a camera on them. Either way, it's pretty damn funny. He's in in-school suspension now.
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