Wednesday, August 30, 2006

One of the greatest OB moments I've ever seen
So now, read this thread. And compliment it also by reading this conversation that just occured =D:

8:32:27 PM monsieur3quid: Dude, you've messed with the wrong group of people.
8:32:47 PM nofuturist: Cool. Who's this?
8:33:12 PM monsieur3quid: A friend of Jake's. You know him as Forrest.
8:33:26 PM nofuturist: Ahh, that so? How nice.
8:34:23 PM monsieur3quid: Yeah, you think that you can be all calm and cool about it now, but you know nothing of what we can do to you.
8:35:00 PM monsieur3quid: I say we, meaning a group of 5 hackers. All from hancock county.
8:35:30 PM monsieur3quid: Yes, Hancock. Not Ohio. We have gotten the recent call list from your cell phone.
8:35:49 PM monsieur3quid: You called the wrong school, but we don't put up with Narcs.
8:36:18 PM nofuturist: Keep going, this is getting pretty good. :D
8:36:45 PM monsieur3quid: That's what you think.
8:37:02 PM monsieur3quid: We are in the middle of pinpointing your location as we speak.
8:37:48 PM nofuturist: Oh no! Please, call off your laser satellites, I've got too much life left!
8:38:07 PM monsieur3quid: Very funny.
8:39:02 PM nofuturist: ;_;
8:39:48 PM monsieur3quid: Why did you feel the need to Narc, anyway?
8:41:08 PM nofuturist: Well if what Forrest is saying is true, "Jake", then it didn't work in the first place. Which makes the real question, o master of the 1337 h4x0rz, why do you make such a big deal of it if nothing happened from it?
8:42:52 PM monsieur3quid: Because even though it didn't work, someone else trying to go against the system might not be so smart, or so lucky. Narcs are the lowest level of society, and it is something that we just feel strongly intolerable.
8:43:50 PM nofuturist: Sweet. Do you carry your guns in trombone cases and stuff? If not, you should. That's the sign that you've "arrived".
8:44:32 PM monsieur3quid: I am not a violent person.
8:44:56 PM nofuturist: Oh, ok.
8:45:11 PM nofuturist: ...Do you keep your 1337 h4x0ring spy gadgets in trombone cases then?
8:45:17 PM nofuturist: You gotta put something in there, man.
8:46:26 PM monsieur3quid: Spy gadgets, as you called them, are not needed. Everybody slips up. And so everybodyy can be caught by using only a computer.
8:47:18 PM nofuturist: Man, at least just get a freaking trombone. You're letting me down. :<
8:47:37 PM monsieur3quid: Wow. You are hilarious.
8:48:31 PM nofuturist: Ohhh, OCHS doesn't have a music program? Sorry, I didn't know that was a sore spot for you. =(
8:49:07 PM monsieur3quid: I am not sure how OCHS is doing in the music.
8:50:55 PM nofuturist: Mind checking on that for me? I like to stay on top of things. *nod*
8:52:50 PM monsieur3quid: Next time I'm there, perhaps. But for now, why don't we talk about how of an asshole you are going to look like to the Ohio County School Board. Going and trying to set up some innocent kid. If indeed there is a kid by whatever the hell name you gave them.
8:53:11 PM monsieur3quid: Which of his aliases did you give them, anyway?
8:53:25 PM nofuturist: Aliases! XDXD
8:53:32 PM nofuturist: That is absolutely fantastic.
8:53:36 PM nofuturist: I think I love you.
8:53:58 PM monsieur3quid: None of us use our real names on hardly any sites.
8:55:17 PM nofuturist: If I had an alias, it'd be "oOb3rN!teh4wk".
8:55:49 PM monsieur3quid: You didn't answer my question. Which one?
8:56:36 PM nofuturist: I think it was... Clive? Maybe?
8:56:45 PM nofuturist: Lemme think, Clive... Clem, perhaps.
8:56:59 PM nofuturist: Cody sounds familiar too...
8:57:02 PM nofuturist: Hmmm.........
8:57:18 PM monsieur3quid: I know you used Forrest as the first name, dillhole. What was his last?
8:58:11 PM nofuturist: Dills don't have holes. I think you're actually referring to avocados, which, coincidentally don't have holes either.
8:58:26 PM nofuturist: Although they are depicted often with a hole in a half, where the nut in the middle was.
8:58:31 PM nofuturist: But alas, it's not natural.
8:58:41 PM monsieur3quid: Do not stray from the subject at hand.
8:58:52 PM nofuturist: Oh, right, aliases.
8:59:08 PM nofuturist: Like I said, "oOb3rN!teh4wk" would be great.
8:59:38 PM monsieur3quid: Ooh, you're a clever one, aren't you?
9:00:12 PM nofuturist: I thought you'd like it. It rolls off the tongue, no?
9:01:58 PM monsieur3quid: You try to talk all cool on the net, but odds are that you are some zit-faced geek boy sitting in your mothers house, searching for free hentai because you are too damn cheap, or to damn ass-ugly to get your own poon.
9:02:49 PM nofuturist: *sob* You're right! Poon is just too expensive nowadays! You know where I can get some cheap poon?
9:03:34 PM monsieur3quid: Ha. You respond with a joke, psychologically meaning that I am right.
9:05:23 PM nofuturist: omg, quit reading my brain waves. It's creepy-accurate. :O
9:06:24 PM monsieur3quid: You know, if you weren't a Narc, your smart-asseyness would make you a pretty cool guy.
9:06:53 PM nofuturist: I know. It's a pity.
9:07:11 PM monsieur3quid: Exactly.
Monsieur3quid disconnected (9:07:42 PM)

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